My Back Table is Actually Gabriel

"Drip-drip-"

"New user detected, please wait..."

"Current user: Attendant Hua Ye."

"Height: 181 cm."

"Weight: 72 kg."

"Physical health status: perfect."

"In the evaluation of combat power...Warning, warning! Combat power is overflowing! Start recalculation!"

On the electronic scale, the red light began to flash rapidly, like a slot machine out of control. Soon, the electronic notification sounded again: "The combat power has exceeded the detection range and cannot be evaluated!"

"Please handle it with care, face up, and pay attention to waterproof and fireproof, thank you for your cooperation."

After finishing speaking, the red light on the smart electronic scale went out.

"..."

Gabriel clenched her pink fist and said angrily:

"Sure enough, it's another messy tool for manipulating people? Otherwise, why do I only have a combat power of 0.1 goose, and it's your turn to say that the combat power exceeds the detection range? You left the backstage, right?"

Walking behind your sister's backstage, it's a fact that your combat power is only 0.1 goose, and it's also a fact that my combat power is overflowing.

Sitting on the sofa, the useless angel said while wearing slippers, "It's all due to that idiot, Satania, who always likes to buy such things..."

The biggest hobby of that idiot Miaomiao in his life is eating pineapple buns, and his second hobby is shopping on the shopping channel of the Devil Realm.

However, she is different from ordinary girls. She doesn't buy things based on whether they can be used, but whether she is interested or not. Therefore, she often buys some weird things that are useful or useless.

For example, during the final exam, she bought strange-flavored beans that were said to have a hundred flavors. Unfortunately, Machiko was tricked and didn't recover for a long time.

Gabriel looked at Hua Ye and narrowed her eyes: "Did you hear that just now?"

Generally speaking, at this time, the answer should not be heard, which is the correct choice, right?

Otherwise, this crippled angel might run away and beat people when he became angry from embarrassment.

So Hua Ye shook his head and said:

"did not hear."

"whispering sound!"

Gabriel curled her lips and snorted, "You told me you didn't hear such a loud voice? Don't you have bad ears!"

You are enough, play the cards for me according to the routine!

The useless angel slightly frowned its beautiful eyebrows, and said with lazy eyes: "After thinking about it, this matter is really still your fault!"

"what?"

Hua Ye's face turned black, could it be that I am a full-time blamer, why blame me for everything.

Gabriel crossed her legs and said plausibly, "If you hadn't cooked so many delicious dishes during this time, I definitely wouldn't have gained another catty!"

"..."

Your uncle, you have to abide by the Basic Law even if you throw away the pot. If you gain weight, you blame other people for making delicious food, so you can choose not to eat it!

And don't think that you can fool yourself by replacing "fat" with "heavier again". Gaining weight is gaining weight, just admit the fact that you are a foodie.

But having said that, this useless angel is 149 cm tall (the official data is 144 cm, I always feel that it is too short, will it be regarded as a young girl? So under the principle of rounding, it is approximately equal to 149 cm), and the weight It's 43 kg. Hua Ye doesn't think there is any problem with the combination of such a weight and height.

However, Hua Ye obviously doesn't understand girls' obsession with weight.

Take a simple example.

It's like in a sports game, everyone says "friendship first, competition second", but in fact, only No.1 is the real winner, and then from No.2 to the last place, no matter how much you whitewash it, you can't win. There's no hiding the fact that they're all someone's underdogs.

The same is true for girls.

Gaining one catty of weight is also gaining weight. After rounding, it will be infinitely magnified, and finally equal to a PDD of two hundred catties, which is obviously a maddening figure.

The useless angel looked at Hua Ye, clenched its fists, and said, "Starting tomorrow, I will go on a diet!"

Want to diet to lose weight?

Doesn't seem like the best option yet.

Hua Ye took out his mobile phone, searched, and said:

"How about you get up and run for half an hour every morning?"

"No!" Gabriel looked up at the sky, then shook her head resolutely, "It's time to sleep in the morning, so I can't get up, I can't get up."

Don't even want to run, dare to say that you want to lose weight?

If you can lose weight just by eating less, those who exercise every day will be so jealous that they will bang their heads against the wall!

The useless angel leaned on the sofa and said weakly: "And I have exercise."

Hua Ye raised his eyebrows: "What sport?"

"Playing games." Gabriel said without any shame, "When playing competitive games, your hands and brain must coordinate and cooperate. During team battles, you will tense your body and put yourself in a state of tension. It will burn a lot of calories!"