Crown Dead

"This, this..." Xian Yu scratched his hair, looked up at the sky in embarrassment, and after a long time, finally made up his mind to face the reality.

"Actually, I just accidentally had some friction with that divination master. It was really a careless and tiny friction!"

"...??"

The cigarette in Cheng Zi's mouth fell to the ground without even noticing it.

"Actually, that's the case. First of all—I can guarantee that the guy named Guanfuzi's mother is a real future vision, because she can really feel the existence of the magic eye in her body. It's not a lie. And she The props on her body seem to be more professional. More importantly, her divination is [-]% accurate, at least she predicted all the key events on my way back."

Xianyu Yiyi told Canozaki Orange about several "predicted key nodes" that happened when he returned from the location of Guanbuzi's mother to the Garan Hall.

For example, if you take the train, you will accidentally pass the station, if you pass by the park, you will step on dog shit, when you ask for directions, you will just ask a couple who are kissing passionately, ah, if you walk on the street, you will be involved in a local gang fire for no reason, etc. .

Aozaki Chengzi nodded while thinking about how this guy survived until now.

Of course, it is also possible that this guy belongs to the kind of guy who will die several times every now and then to relieve stress and relieve loneliness.

"I see, so these scars are—"

"That's right! I was accidentally beaten by those gangsters!"

"...?"

Aoqi Chengzi had never seen a guy like Xianyu who would so actively admit that he was beaten.

Always felt this guy was lying.

Cang Qi Chengzi saw the incongruity in Xianyu's body at a glance, but he didn't see through it, since this guy could achieve his goal, he didn't understand what happened in the process.

"Although the bonus is not much, but this way you can afford to eat for a while~ Today I can finally say goodbye to soy sauce bibimbap for a while."

Cheng Zi was extremely happy when he finally got the money.But Xian Yu beside him was sweating non-stop, such an obvious behavior made Cheng Zi focus on him.

"Is there anything else?"

"Uh, that... I temporarily borrowed about 30 yen in the name of Garan nodo... Then that's all for my report, let's take a step first hehehe——uwa!?"

Seeing that the situation is not good, Xianyu prepares to run away, but is picked up by Chengzi's shadow cat.

"Don't be so anxious, new employees always have to report on what I learned for the first time~"

Aoqi Chengzi took off her glasses, her red eyes stared straight at Xianyu.

"So can you tell me what's going on with that credit account, dear Xianyu?"

--very scary!The oppression of older unmarried women is terrible! !

"Actually, in fact, the mother of Guan Buzi is not only very capable of divination, but also has a particularly smelly mouth!"

"……what?"

Probably aware of the fact that he couldn't escape recently, Xian Yu simply smashed the jar and shook everything out in one go.

"At the beginning, that guy refused to help me with the result of the next lottery or horse race, and then he suddenly took my hand and talked with me a lot, and I might be embarrassed after listening to her [oh hoo hehehe] It's annoying enough to be scolded for being worthless, but that guy even got worse, saying something [As far as I can see, your future is getting shorter and shorter, but death will last forever—— Do you sound like human words! Don’t you think this is a beating!?”

"Then?"

Aoqi Chengzi has already turned on the mode of self-destruction and self-abandonment, and at the same time, he is thinking about which world the jewel man went to when his head was caught by the door, so he let himself help this kind of guy.

"Then I discovered her third feature, which is surprisingly good at fighting."

"..."

Cheng Zi thought that she was fully prepared to face Xian Yu's next sand sculpture behavior, but when Xian Yu opened her mouth, she realized that she was far from prepared.

"You, could it be—"

"That's right, she is really a strong opponent! She has future vision, and her own Bajiquan is very powerful, and even I fell into a hard fight! Of course, I did not disappoint Jialan in the end. The name of the hall, wah wah wah!?!?"

The proud Xian Yu was dragged by the shadow cat by his heels to the balcony next to him, and was dragged around in the balcony.

Just to help witness whether a guy who may have future vision really has magic eyes, and this genius named Xianyu can actually fight with the mother of Guanbuzi.

Aozaki Chengzi felt that she had really picked up a ghost.

There is almost no difficulty in this commission, as long as there is a way to perceive magic power, and then identify the magic eye and the actual effect.So the commission I got was not too much—it was exactly 30 yen.

Just over the top Damn!The banknotes were given to Guan Buzi's mother as medical expenses without even having time to experience the momentary pleasure of keeping them in his hands.

The cosine of the first task has a net income of 0 yuan.

Aozaki Orange has already started thinking about how to get this guy out in the shortest possible time.

But on the other side, Xian Yu, who was played with the shadow cat as a yo-yo for a long time before throwing it to the ground, silently let out a sigh of relief.

I am not good at lying, let alone serious lying.That being the case, if you want to hide something, then just make up a reason that everyone can't believe, and then no matter whether you use pretending to be crazy, complaining or complaining, as long as others believe that this matter is indeed reasonable, Then they will not continue to look for loopholes in the matter itself.

As for Xian Yu, the loophole in this matter is - it is absolutely impossible for him to fight with the mother of Guan Buzi who has future vision.

Because the guy who really made Xian Yu covered with scars was someone else, even if that guy didn't even let Xian Yu see his eyes.

"Visitors from other worlds."

When Guan Buzi's mother uttered these words, Xian Yu had already clearly understood that this guy was a real [Prophet].

There is no shortage of weird and idiosyncratic beings in the lunar world.There are big heroes who die at least 1 times a day in front of them, and there is nothing worth mentioning about the "shanzhai heroes" who die less than 100 times a day.

Immortality?Many people have immortality.Although it seems that there are more unkillable guys now.