Crown Dead

"Give me some milk to bask in the sun! I always thought that those mysterious white powders were minerals characteristic of the underworld, so they are such unlucky things?"

"It's really rude. It's a normal phenomenon to lose bones and dregs like programmers lose their hair."

"For a while, I didn't even know which side to sympathize with..."

The gatekeeper of the underworld also learned new (useless) knowledge from the goddess of hell today.

"In short, the rabbit is given out as a gift, right? Then the next question is what festival should I use to wrap it?"

The only reliable Jingu asked a question, and everyone looked at each other.

"Underworld, Underworld subway commuter anniversary?"

"It sounds very eerie in every sense, hey."

Alley's proposal is dismissed.

"Celebrating the anniversary of the number of sudden deaths of the King of Ur."

Jin Gu's proposal was just used a few days ago, so he couldn't use it, and the added "Sudden Death Number Peak + 1 Anniversary Day" was also strongly rejected by Xian Yu.

"Christmas!"

"You don't know about other holidays except Christmas, do you?"

Little Joan's proposal was too advanced (time implication) and could not be adopted.

"There is no one who can fight... Wait, I have an idea."

Looking at the little Joan of Arc with a rabbit sitting on her head, as if she had rabbit ears, Xian Yu thought of something.

In the bazaar not far from the Great Hall of Uruk, the busy downtown area became even more noisy for some reason. The crowds gathered together, not only the citizens of Uruk, but also a bunch of people passing by. Citizens of Ur who rushed over for the business of Didi Little Sheep.

It is worth mentioning that everyone was holding an orange squinting rabbit in their hands, and people gathered together with the rabbit in their hands, looking at the stage in front of them.

"Okay, dear friends! It seems that you have indeed received an invitation from Yu, who did not want to be named, and gathered here together. I believe you have all received the cute and talking cat in your hand (although only four can be sent out. You must be curious, why did you suddenly get a rabbit? It’s actually very simple. Today is the founding festival of the first section of the annual [Human Wai Niang Competition] announced by King Ur! In order to heat up the festive atmosphere, the bunnies in everyone’s hands are the presents that we, the King of Ur and the Goddess of the Underworld, presented to you—oh why did I go to this kind of place to be the host...I’m here to find The magic wrist that disappears is the right one."

Standing on the stage was Hassan Baimao, who was doubting her life. She stood in front of the stage with a microphone in her hand, introducing the newly established festival to the residents.

"Of course, gifts are just snacks after dinner. The real highlight of the show this time is just like the name says - the [Renwai Niang] group arena! You will see people from different countries and different times gather together to compete It's a thrilling competition to decide the real [king of bushiren]! What the hell is English..."

Facing the inscription card in his hand, Baimao made a gesture of a subway grandfather looking at his phone. jpg.

"In short, the judges this time will be composed of [The Oldest King of Humanity - Gilgamesh Lamppost], [Apex of Humanity - Deep Sea Salted Fish], [The Only Reliable Person - Chief Priest], [Walking Christmas Tree. Joan of Arc lily] attended the scoring together, and the winner might even get a mysterious gift, so let’s officially introduce the contestants in the opening match of the first session of the Human Wai Niang Arena!"

Baimao, who had already broken his jar, ignored Jin Shining and Xianyu who were cursing, and forcibly directed the audience's attention to the door in the center of the stage, through which the next contestants would appear one by one.

"The following competition officially begins! Please invite the first contestant to come on stage!"

The lights flickered, the crowd screamed, and under everyone's attention, the first foreign mother-in-law stepped onto the stage "Hi~! Tama! This is an idol trainee who has been practicing for two and a half years, Minna's Aishulu Elizabeth Sau~☆! Occupation is an idol, race is a dragon girl, let me be here today—hey!? What are you doing—wait a minute, why are you throwing me down!?”

The little pink figure flashed past, and then was dragged off the field by the ashen-faced Xianyu and Gilgamesh at a speed that surpassed human beings.

"Hmph, rejoice, miscellaneous cultivators! This king once again saved your worthless lives!"

After blasting Long Niang away, Jin Shining played B with the audience while wiping off the cold sweat.

"This doesn't count, this doesn't count, change to another one."

Xian Yu at the side also had the expression of Yu Sheng who had just wandered around the gate of hell.

There was a bit of an accident, but the game continued and a second grandmother took the stage.

"Um... um, eh? What's going on here!? I remember I was doing my homework, and then... and then——??"

Contestant No. 2 is an ordinary O student from the outside, but her dress looks terrible in a certain sense, and she herself has no idea why she is here.

"Isn't this Illya!? And it's the route of a magical girl, so it doesn't have human attributes at all!"

Xian Yu took the lead in complaining about the recruitment source of this competition.

"No, magical girls are also outsiders. After all, there are many people who go around calling themselves magical girls! In short, 10 points out of [-]!"

Little Joan directly held up the sign.

"Scoring is too random! And what kind of weird classification is that?"

"7 points, disappear quickly."

Unknowingly, Gilgamesh took out a leftover family barrel from the King's Treasure and put it on his head while scoring.

"Although I probably know why you cover your face...but it's time to clean up your wealth."

Xian Yu complained loudly, and after that, he could only give a score for himself and sent this magical girl back who hadn't figured out the situation from the beginning to the end.

After that, the No.3 contestant

"Oh my, isn't this Mr. Xian Yu? I didn't expect to see you here. Although I don't know what you're doing, but now that we've met, can you send the previous bill—"

"The artificial man has no contact with the human mother-in-law either!!"

The moment he saw Mrs. Ellie, Xianyu ran away while complaining loudly.

Afterwards, Irisviel naturally grabbed her back with a smile on her face, and was given a whole set of meridian massage by Shanbushi Seriri.

No.4 contestant

"Tama, hide desu in the lower section. It's just a fusion-powered wooden mechanism ninja that can be seen everywhere. The ability is the shuriken combo that can only be seen clearly with the ninja's dynamic vision."

"Although agency ninjas are indeed not human beings, they are also too alien to..."