hey-hey....

Your majesty, you only need to concentrate on cultivating immortals, and you can leave all important government affairs to the elders of this pavilion.

Yan Ge is old, with deep routines!

Huang Jinlu was dumbfounded and looked confused.

And this kind of operation?

Throw the emperor into an iron pot and cook it alive for 49 days?

Is this shit a practice?

None of these Taoist priests knew how to serve the emperor. If the ginseng was thrown a little too much, and the fire burned a little bit, wouldn't the emperor be made into dragon meat and mutton soup alive?

The two were scared out of their wits and shouted repeatedly: "Your Majesty, you must take care of the dragon body. Of course you can't delay cultivating immortals, but this strange method is too... hehe, dangerous."

"No no!" Zhang Tianshi waved his whisk, and said lightly: "I have my celestial master as the guardian of the emperor. With my secret method of Longhu Mountain, I can keep the emperor safe from water and fire. Let alone this little boiling water, even if the emperor enters the frying pan In the middle, you are safe and sound!"

Jiajing laughed loudly, and said extremely proudly: "Not to mention, although the water in this big cauldron is boiling, but I really don't get hot at all. Hahaha! It seems that my cultivation is about to succeed again, reaching the level of water and fire. The level of invasion is 2.1! Wahahaha!"

Jiajing laughed extremely excitedly, unable to extricate himself.

Zhang Tianshi was the first to stand up and said: "Congratulations to the emperor, congratulations to the emperor! The emperor has been practicing hard for many years, so that he can be impenetrable by water and fire. With such progress, he has already seen the door and achieved the Dao body. It seems that he is about to achieve the Dao!"

Yan Song, Lu Bing and others all praised the emperor's promotion of immortal cultivation and his invulnerability to fire and water.

Zhang Tianshi looked at Yan Song gratefully again, and his admiration for Yan Song couldn't be increased.

Thanks to Mr. Yan Ge for giving me an idea!

In fact, Yan Song was secretly laughing.

What is invulnerable to water and fire?

This is just that he used modern knowledge to give Zhang Tianshi some ideas.

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Chapter 1115 Jiajing who has become a fairy [2]

In many modern tricks, there are scenes similar to "money in oil pan" or "hands into boiling water", in which you only need to put some lump alcohol in the water.This thing has a low ignition point, as long as it is heated a little, it will boil.But the actual temperature did not reach that many degrees at all. Anyone can sit comfortably in boiling water like Jiajing.Poor Jiajing, just because he didn't study mathematics, physics and chemistry, was brutally bullied and deceived by the chief assistant Yan Song.

No culture, really terrible!

Xu Jie was overjoyed.

Because he saw with his own eyes how extravagant and extravagant Jiajing, who was usually a penny-pinching rooster, used century-old ginseng as firewood, and threw piles of it into the hot pot in order to cultivate Taoism and become an immortal!

He saw those precious natural materials and earthly treasures, the medicinal materials and treasures that were purchased from all over the Ming Dynasty with huge sums of money, or that were brought as tribute from various countries, were thrown into the iron pot by Jiajing in such a wasteful way, just to help him harden his body!

What does this show?

This shows that the emperor can be desperate for cultivation!

On this point, if I seriously refer to Yan Song's book and say that he obstructed the practice of Taoists in the imperial examination room, 13 or even openly resisted Taoism and did not believe in gods and ghosts, how angry would Jiajing be?

This anger is enough to severely bury Yan Song, the Chief Assistant.

Jiajing was in front of the ministers, wantonly performing the unique skills of "putting oil in the pot" and "water and fire do not invade". Who knows that white smoke is still rising from the boiling water at this time, making the whole big basin shrouded in clouds and mist, like a fairyland.

Zhang Tianshi was the first to burst into tears, and said in a trembling voice: "Your Majesty, this is the vulgar impurity in your body. It has been boiled out of your body by the old-fashioned body quenching soup, ah bah, it is body quenching fairy water. Your body is becoming It is more pure, as long as you persist in it for 49 days, you will be able to practice a thousand miles in a day! The great road can be expected."

This time, Jiajing was even happier, and laughed loudly: "Okay! It seems that my cultivation has really improved. I have succeeded in tempering my body!"

(Yan Song squints: Idiot! That's just the gas from melting lumps of alcohol and dry ice...)

Xu Jie was the first to kneel down, and said loudly: "Mr. Xu Jie, congratulations to the emperor for his great cultivation!"

Everyone else had no choice but to congratulate.

Jiajing was flustered again, unable to extricate himself, swallowing clouds and mist in the fairy mist of boiling water, and enjoying it for a long time, Shi Shiran opened his eyes, and stood up with a bright light in the dragon's eyes.

At this moment, he felt that his body seemed to be really different.

Uh, why is it still a little cold?

Jiajing sneezed, but Zhang Tianshi laughed loudly and said, "Congratulations, Your Majesty! This is a natural reaction after getting rid of the vulgarity in the Emperor's body. The body of a fairy is mostly cold, so that it can live the same life as the sun and the moon, and have the same brilliance as the heaven and the earth. The palace is called Guanghan Palace. The fairy ascends to the sky is called Yuhua."

(Yan Song squinted and smiled, fart, that's dry ice taking away a lot of heat, Jiajing's hard-working child was frozen...)

Jiajing nodded again and again, walked down with long and fast steps, looked at the three important ministers, there was a trace of immortal contempt for mortals in his eyes, and said lightly: "Three lovers, you are not preparing for the exam in the imperial examination room, why are you coming to the palace again? "

The villain Xu Jie filed a complaint first, and loudly said: "I have to play! Impeach Yan Song, the examiner, and refuse to let the minister follow the usual practice of worshiping ghosts and gods, and ask Taoist priests to do it! Block the progress of the scientific examination!"

"Oh?" Jiajing Long shot a bright light in his eyes, looked at Yan Song, and said sharply: "Yan Aiqing, why do you want to prevent Xu Aiqing from worshiping ghosts and gods? Ask a Taoist priest to drive away evil spirits?"

Yan Song calmly said: "Your Majesty! I think that the imperial examination room is the sacred place for the country to select scholars. We are scholars who only know the world, the monarch, relatives and teachers, and the son is not talking about it! Therefore, I think that only in the imperial examination room Worship Confucius and saints, but you cannot worship ghosts and gods, let alone Taoist priests! Otherwise, this is blasphemy! Disturb order!"

Yan Song's words were righteous and strict, and he didn't save any face for Taoism.

Xu Jie was also worried that Yan Song was treacherous and cunning, and he would be cowardly again in front of Jiajing, but he didn't expect his attitude to be so firm and tough. He was overjoyed and watched his words.

Sure enough, Jiajing's face was very unhappy.

His worship of Taoism is well known in the world.Especially just now with the "immersive experience" of cultivating immortals, his skills have improved greatly, and he even felt the wonderful taste of being invulnerable to water and fire. At this time, Yan Song said that he could not enter the imperial examination room, how could he be happy?

Xu Jie was secretly excited, and added fuel and vinegar, exaggerating Yan Song's obstruction of the burning of the two ghosts in the examination room, and the Taoist practice.

Under his instigation, Jiajing's complexion turned gloomy and became darker and darker.

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