The Head of the Ming Dynasty Spared His Life

"Because..." Lu Bing knelt on the ground, crying bitterly, "Jin Yiwei has no money."

"???" Jiajing looked confused.

This is the move that Yan Song taught Lu Bing, specially for dealing with Jiajing.It's just crying, making trouble and giving money.

The first time he cried, he just cried when he came up, crying until he was heartbroken. The second time he made trouble, he was eating Jin Yiwei poorly, and even being embarrassed that he couldn't afford to die.

Listening to Lu Jing's snot and tears, he said that Zhu Da, who died tragically in order to save him, could only get 40 taels and 0.0 buried silver, leaving behind three and a half children, orphans and widowed mothers, and the whole family's livelihood was not found. Too poor to drink northwest wind and eat Guanyin soil, Jiajing was moved...

Zhu Da, Zhu Shisan and others died protecting him.

Jiajing still remembers the terrifying assassination technique of Hassan, the old man in the mountain, and the scarab. Although Jin Yiwei is useless, he still stands in front of him, blocking the eye with his flesh and blood...

Jiajing sighed.

Lu Bing made it clear that although Jin Yiwei was greedy, in the final analysis it was because the emperor was too stingy and paid too little for the army...

It seems that this account, after all the calculations, has been settled on my head?

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Chapter 1279 Crying, making trouble, and giving away money, perfectly knocking out Jiajing! 【1】

Lu Bing escaped unharmed!

"What about you?" Jiajing said to Huang Jin viciously, "Your Dongchang doesn't go out much, does it? You don't even have your escort?"

"This..." Huang Jin was sweating profusely.

Your sister, Jin Yiwei can still take meritorious service as an escort to prevaricate the emperor, my Dongchang can...

Have it.

Huang Jin got wise in a hurry, knelt on the ground and cried loudly: "The Dongchang of the slaves, although they don't have the merits of escorting the governor of the mainland, but do you know, your majesty, that your usual vegetarian meals are treated by the slaves in turn. You eat But we don’t ask the country for a penny, we pay for it.”

"Damn!" Jiajing was angry: "How much money can I eat for a meal? Do you have ten taels of silver?"

It turns out that this is a story.

That is, Jiajing practiced Taoism and practiced kung fu and could not eat meat, so he always felt that he could not eat much.

In addition, he knew that those big eunuchs were all 13 rich, so he tried to get Huang Jin, Chen Hong (deceased) and other 24 big eunuchs in the inner court to invite him to dinner in turn.

The style of eating is basically vegetarian noodles, vegetarian chicken and fish. Jiajing thinks it is impossible to spend a lot of money.

"Emperor" Huang Jin looked aggrieved, and his nose was crying: "You have to eat more than 1 taels of silver for a meal."

"What?" This time it was Jiajing's turn to be surprised, with a confused look on his face.

More than 1 taels of silver, a meal?

I'll go, what did I eat?

"Nonsense! I don't eat meat, I only eat a little vegetables, how can I get so much money?" Jiajing was angry.I will not carry this pot!

"I'm not lying to you!" Huang Jin cried like a 200-pound child, "Your favorite dish is eggplant with chicken sauce, right?"

Jiajing nodded: "That eggplant is worth 20 big bucks at most, right?"

Huang Jin burst into tears and said: "Eggplants are indeed worthless, but the imperial chef wants to make the taste that is more delicious than the meat mats in the world, but it takes the life of the slaves! For this dish, the eggplants that have just come down need to be peeled. Plane, just clean the meat, cut it into small nails, and fry it with chicken oil. Then use bear paws, chicken breasts, coriander mushrooms, new bamboo shoots, mushrooms, dried five-spice tofu, and dried fruits of various colors, all cut into nails , Take the chicken soup and simmer it dry, collect the sesame oil, mix it with bad oil, put it in a porcelain jar, and seal it tightly. When you want to eat, take it out and accompany it with fried chicken seeds to get that taste. This kind of vegetarian dish is a hundred times more expensive than meat dishes."

"..." Jiajing didn't know what to say.

Nima, it turns out that I eat vegetarian dishes, but there are bear's paws?No wonder it tastes good...

"This dish is only worth 1000 taels." Huang Jin was about to faint from crying: "And your favorite vegetarian fried cabbage, which needs velvet antler, ginseng, and sea cucumber to accompany the sauce, costs a full 3000 taels."

Old Jiajing blushed: "It turns out that the imperial chef made it so complicated? Is this still a small cabbage? Well, don't mention it, I know it!"

When Huang Jin said this, Jiajing understood.

Feelings are calculated, and the account must be settled on my own head?

I spent all this money?

"Nimma, there seems to be something wrong with this logic..."

Jiajing murmured in his heart, but one thing was clear.

Even Jinyiwei and Dongchang are not clean, but the biggest corrupt official in Ming Dynasty is still Jiajing!

A meal costs 1 taels of silver, and Jin Yiwei's guards are also worth a lot...

In the end, isn't it all for you?

This is called a bed of brocade being covered up, no one's buttocks are clean!

To be serious would only embarrass Jiajing herself.

Jiajing simply changed the subject, pointing to the golden ticket in the hands of the two: "What is that? Present it!"

Lu Bing and Huang Jin saw Yan Song's move, and it really worked.After crying and fussing, the emperor really refused to mention their corruption and focused on money instead.

The two were overjoyed, and hurried up to present the golden ticket.