The Head of the Ming Dynasty Spared His Life

Of course, he had heard of Jin Ping Mei.

But it seems to be a criticism alluding to Mr. Yan Ge.

how?Yan Ge asked his own printing factory to print the Jin Ping Mei?

Will this be a little too strong?

"Old Yan Ge, this..."

Yan Song said lightly: "You just need to print it! It must be beautifully printed, and the packaging must be redesigned to make it more eye-catching and seductive! It is best to find the most beautiful kiln sister in the eight alleys, and then find the best erotic painter , make it more explicit. By the way, let’s find Michelangelo. He is best at painting nudes!”

Everyone: "...Old Yan Ge, why do you look like an old driver?"

Yan Song was secretly happy.

He is from the 21st century!

Teacher Cang, Teacher Hatano, Teacher Nanbo Xing... He has never seen any of these teachers...

(no wonder!)

In short, Yan Song at least knows the routines of many Japanese action romance movies.

Ha ha.

Specific power?

The Jin Ping Mei in the Ming Dynasty is just a mere novel, dare to play tricks with me?

I am Yan Ge, I will kill you in seconds!

I want to prove with my strength that I am the most filthy old driver. When I drive, it is all filthy!

Hearing that Yan Song was very interested and excited, he called Michelangelo and asked him to find the most beautiful kiln sister in Bada Hutong, and collectively draw fruit portraits, and then use it as the cover of the new version of Jin Ping Mei, and give specific guidance to God-level technical emperors, what? Posture, what collocation, what bellyband... The men were dumbfounded, and the women blushed.

Finally, Chen Yuanyuan couldn't help it anymore, and said coquettishly, "Master, what are you talking about?"

It was only then that Yan Song noticed that he seemed to be too involved in planning pornography and enjoyed it...

Accidentally, I exposed my true nature... cough cough cough!

These people won't suspect that I'm from the future, right?

"Ahem, go down and do it." Yan Song ordered Michelangelo and the director of the printing factory, and then stopped the director and said, "Go to Li Shizhen's and get some special additives to use as ink."

At this time, the Ming Dynasty was still using ink printing, which required a lot of ink.

When Di Renjie heard this, he understood a little bit.

But still a little do not understand.

"My lord, I don't know anything about this house..." Di Renjie said in a low voice: "My lord, do you want to do something on this new version of Jin Ping Mei?"

"Yes!" Yan Song said with a smile: "It's not rude to come here! Just wait and see."

……

Early the next morning.

On the streets of Beijing, another wave of mysterious figures began to appear.

They walk around the streets, and when they see men, they present a beautifully bound book [Jin Ping Mei] with an extremely attractive cover!

This Jin Ping Mei book is indeed much stronger than the previous one.

Its cover is not a black-and-white head image painted on it, but... a color image of a fruit girl!The fruit girls from Bada Hutong are all as beautiful as flowers and jade, with a frown and a smile, seductive, absolutely professional!What's more, it is absolutely written by a world-class master, and it is so vivid that it shows every detail!

(Michelangelo complained, I dignifiedly painted God Jesus and the Virgin Mary for the Holy See, but now you use it as the cover of the little porn book, as an erotic painter? Yan Song, won’t your conscience hurt?)

(Yan Song: Bah, I am making you 500 years ahead of the TONY god of Dongying, and creating the erotic H book industry! You should thank me!)

On the cover, it was written in an extremely explosive way that the original author, Lanling Xiaoxiaosheng, was given a bonus of 64 words in the original text of Jin Ping Mei, and 164 million words were added in the text!

(There are more stories than text! Awesome!)

0.3 With these two extremely powerful reasons, what reason do men not love this book?

"I'll go, this cover is amazing. Looking at this cover, I can't imagine it!"

"Look at the cover, decisively collect it!"

"There are 164 million words of Lifan? Hahaha, what is Lifan?"

"It's the part of the text that was not written last time!"

"Hey hey hey! You understand!"

These beautifully packaged Jin Ping Mei were swept away at a speed ten times faster than last time...

Tens of thousands of copies of the new edition of Jin Ping Mei disappeared in just one morning.

The cities of Tianjin, Nanjing, Yangzhou, and Hangzhou are also similar with minor differences...one after another they disappeared.

Yan Song let a total of 10 copies of Jin Ping Mei be printed, and they were all gone.

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Chapter 1314 Superstar Wang Shizhen [3]

When Yan Song got the news, the corner of his mouth twitched, and he was speechless for a long time: "Michelangelo, why don't I ask you to draw me group portraits of sisters in the eight alleys next time I post [The Wealth of Nations]? Guaranteed crazy sales, no need sell····"