The Head of the Ming Dynasty Spared His Life

This is the pinnacle of flattering with auspiciousness in the history of Ming Dynasty, and even in the history of Chinese civilization!

That's right.

Flattering is also divided into realms.

If someone flatters, it is embarrassing and smelly, but if someone flatters, it will be fragrant all over the world.

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Chapter 1505 The Prince Offers Auspiciousness [1]

In the 5000-year history of China, if you want to say that flattering is second to none, it is the first-ever white doe watch!

In history, it was this first entry into the White Deer Watch that saved Hu Zongxian's political life and made Jiajing favor him for several years.

In 1557, Zhao Wenhua, the strict party behind Hu Zongxian, died.Yan Song could no longer count on him, and Xu Jie had no friendship with him. Hu Zongxian's great plan to fight against the Japanese was about to be ruined.In the 37th year of Jiajing (1558), when Hu Zongxian was in despair, Zhoushan captured the white deer. Xu Wei wrote for Hu Zongxian "Jin Bailu Biao", "Re-advancing White Deer Biao", "Re-advancing Bailu and Giving a First Grade Salary Appreciation Table" and presented them to the court. , was appreciated by the emperor and regarded as a mascot, "Pay attention to the words, and point out all the strange and beautiful words with the imperial pen, and don't let the ministers record it as a volume of "Five Six Seven", Dong Fen, a bachelor, etc. Xu Wei's article was greatly appreciated.As a result, Hu Zongxian won the support of Emperor Jiajing, kept his status, and continued to fight against the Japanese.

It is said that this article is the number one flattering article in the ages, and what is so special about it, it can make Emperor Jiajing, who is used to seeing flattery, listening to flattery, and has calloused ears, mesmerized, and even makes people hang on the bed Where is the head?

Because this article is beautifully written and talented, and the whole article is full of mythological and romantic feelings, and it hits the G0 point of Emperor Jiajing's cultivation of immortals with great precision!It made Jiajing want to die, unable to stop.

And the author of this newcomer to the White Doe Watch is Xu Wei, Xu Wenchang!

But Xu Wei was acting as a counselor under Yan Song's account at this time, how could he write this famous flattering article for the prince.

What's the trick here?

Yan Song was suspicious in his heart, but at this moment he could only watch helplessly as the prince respectfully handed the white stag watch to Huang Jin.

At the beginning, Jiajing didn't catch a cold, so he glanced at the prince coldly, and just casually asked Huang Jin, "Read!"

Huang Jin didn't dare to disobey his orders, and read aloud: "I would like to follow the map, and then Ji Dao interprets it. I know that the herd of elk has a special quality of gods. After a thousand years, it will turn green, and it will be even worse after 500 years." Bai, from now on, his life is boundless."

Just this first sentence made Jiajing, who was drowsy, suddenly opened his eyes!

Jiajing's eyes radiated a bright light!

Yan Song was speechless for a while: "..."

He is too aware of Jiajing's urine.

That's the expression of a dog salivating when it sees shit.

That's right, Jiajing is hungry and thirsty now, like hearing the sounds of nature, like an addict who has inhaled the elixir of medicine.

Huang Jin continued to speak loudly: "As for the signs of the chain god's subduing energy, it is a sign of the expected virtue and harmony. It is impossible to describe it all, and it is also hopeful. At the beginning, then this kind of auspiciousness can be obtained. Respectful to the emperor, concentrating on sternness, holding a pure heart, not saying anything but doing it at the right time, doing nothing but doing nothing, and the people transforming themselves. Demai is above the emperor, and his age is as long as the world!"

"Hahaha!" Jiajing was fascinated by the sound, stood up abruptly, and shouted: "Okay! Good one, and then Sixiang will get it! It coincides with my thoughts. Keep going! Everyone shares the wonderful article." Reward."

Yan Song rolled his eyes.

Paralyzed, and drank three taels of cat urine, I don't know how many catties I have.

The prince's face was filled with a smug smile, and he glanced at Yan Song lightly.

That means, you have Zhang Liangji, I have a wall ladder!Let's see!

Huang Jin continued to read: "...It is the fairy elk, which is far away from the sea, the strange hair is sprinkled with snow, the silver waves on the island are shining, the body is ice-stretched, and the Yao star in the sky is called by the gods. Yu Luo can be restrained. And the land is between Ningbo and Dinghai, and the time is when the yang grows and the yin fades away. The effect of Yan Qing is allowed, and the prosperity of Zhao and Jin is occupied. My son and minister are fortunate to meet with Jieyin, and the descendants of the auspiciousness of harmony .For a suitable historian, use a light slip book, with various texts in it, and serve as a marsh platform. Look for grass and psychics, and feel the collection of hundreds of gods. Hold the chariot in the waiting chariot, and welcome the long live journey.”

Jiajing was already in high spirits.

What does this word mean?

In fact, there is a lot of nonsense, and when translated, it means the same thing.

This white deer is very rare, and it belongs to the most rare and rare materials for cultivating immortals!If it weren't for your good work, the emperor, God would not bestow this kind of auspiciousness on you!Your character has exploded, just have fun secretly...

The author is talented enough to expand such a rude meaning into an eloquent and gorgeous poem.

Emperor Jiajing was already grinning from ear to ear, more frivolous than a dog eating shit.

The prince turned around.

The princelings are in a hurry to fill up their guns, flattering like a tide.

"This watch is so right!"

"Your Majesty, this watch speaks from our hearts."

"My minister seconded the proposal! The author of this table is really proficient in the study of heaven and man, and what he said is brilliant!"

"Who made this watch? It's so well written. Your majesty, you have been blessed by the common people, and your achievements have surpassed that of Yao and Shun. That's why you moved the heavens and sent down such auspicious white deer."

Yan Song, Yang Bo, Bao Zheng, Shen Shixing and others were all silent.

This White Deer Xiangrui, everyone knows what's going on?

I wiped it, I must have pulled a poor deer, I can't help but paint it white, right?

Jiajing laughed for a long time, but when he saw that Yan Song was silent, he suddenly stopped smiling.

I have to say that even the superstitious Jiajing who "Xiangrui abused me thousands of times, and I treat Xiangrui like first love" has suffered a lot, and his face has been swollen and swollen, and he has grown some eyes.

He said to the prince: "This white deer, is 3.6 true or not? There have been too many false claims of auspiciousness in the past, and I have issued repeated orders. Anyone who dares to pretend to be auspicious will be punished as a crime of deceiving the emperor!"

In the end, Jiajing was already furious.

It is said that clay figurines still have three parts earthy nature. You always use pugs painted with paint to pretend to be national treasure pandas.