The Head of the Ming Dynasty Spared His Life

Zhang Rong, what kind of actors are you looking for?

In the past, it was said that Dayu would give way three times, that is, Shun wanted to pass the throne to Dayu and let him be the supreme leader of the country. As a result, Comrade Dayu pretended to be a full three times, and each time he had to write a letter of resignation, expressing his lack of knowledge and virtue. It is not enough to hold such a position, and the country is asked to choose another wise man.

Nima, this is all a show!

Do you understand acting?

The prince could no longer bear to look directly at him.

The chief director, Zhang Rong Waterfall Khan, sternly reprimanded: "Paralysis, you don't want to mess around anymore, do you? Ask you to voluntarily donate the dragon robe, how did you act! Hurry up and donate it!"

Mr. Qian wiped his sweat, recalled his lines again, and said loudly, "Your Highness, this is really the voice of our three battalions. We absolutely voluntarily support you as emperor."

Faced with such embarrassing acting skills, Gao Gong, Zhang Juzheng and others were speechless: "Okay, as long as you are happy..."

After three false refusals by the prince, the clothes were finally delivered to the prince.

Zhang Rong became impatient, and kicked Mr. Qian away, who was embarrassed by his acting skills. When he came up, he couldn't help but tore off the prince's clothes (laughs, the scene was very pornographic and violent), and then, with lightning speed, he did everything he had prepared. His "dragon robe" was put on the prince.

Zhang Rong's eyes filled with tears, he knelt on the ground, and said loudly: "Your Majesty, please support the crown prince as the emperor! Wear a yellow robe! Your Highness, the whole thing is done, and it is too late for you to regret it now!"

Gao Gong and the others couldn't bear to look directly at them, and covered their eyes one after another.

"What kind of lines are these?"

"What's done? Raw rice for mature rice?"

"What does this mean? Did you rape a woman?"

"This is the most embarrassing stand-up line I've ever heard!"

"Hey, that's how warriors do things..."

But this is not the most shocking part of this "Yellow Robe Addition" activity.

The most exciting is behind.

While Zhu Zaihou was "frightened and pale", at the same time, like a beauty who was raped, he felt degraded, morally degraded, and his three views collapsed. He trembled and stood up like a spoiled cabbage, tearfully saying: "You, You, this is, why? Why are you forcing me? Why are you forcing me?"

(General Dahan: Wrong, is it a demon? There are people in the Golden Luan Hall pretending to be aggressive, and the scene is out of control.)

The prince's hands convulsed and stretched out to the sky, like a kiln sister who was raped and forcibly stuffed with ten thousand gold coins, she pretended to cry bitterly and said: "The lonely king only wants to be a loyal minister! A dutiful son! Why do you want to destroy my name?" Festival, make me unable to be a filial son?"

Gao Gong was dumbfounded, looked at the "dragon robe" on the prince, and suddenly said: "Your Highness, you are a filial son. You didn't see that these eight generals, Qiu, even prepared the filial obedience of a filial son for you." Is it gone?"

Prince: "..."

Zhang Rong: "..."

Everyone: "..."

All eyes were on the prince's "Dragon Robe"...

It turned out that the crown prince was pretending to be aggressive just now, and he didn't notice that this body was supposed to be a bright yellow dragon robe, but for some reason, he was wearing a snow-white filial robe...

! ! ! !

Thunder rolls!

This is not a dragon robe at all, but a filial piety!

Filial piety clothes are the snow-white clothes that a dutiful son in hemp and filial piety will give Lao Tzu to wear in the end.

The scene was silent.

The atmosphere is very weird.

All the ministers responded with awkward but polite smiles on their faces.

The generals all had Mona Lisa's fake smile on their faces.

This TM is embarrassing.

How did the promised dragon robe become a filial piety?

What does this mean?

Does it mean to let Zhu Zaihou be a filial son, and send him to the end of the Jiajing Emperor who is not dead yet, but only traveled far?

(Jiajing was furious, and it was fine to usurp the throne. How could I send Lao Tzu to his death? Lao Tzu is the emperor who travels far, not the emperor who travels far!)

The prince's face suddenly darkened, staring at Zhang Rong.

This is no longer distracted, this is a disaster, hey!

Is this really a yellow robe plus a body to pretend to be coquettish?This is slapping the face will be good 2.8 is not it?

How much hatred do you have with me?

Zhang Rong was so angry that he walked up to Mr. Qian.

Mr. Qian was trembling, and suddenly shouted like a pig: "This... sorry, I made a mistake! This is the dragon robe!"

He took out a bright yellow dragon robe from under his clothes, and said with a dry smile, "I made a mistake just now. My elder just died in my family, and I haven't had time to put away the filial piety robe..."

"Why the fuck don't you die?" Zhang Rong was furious and kicked him flying.

He snatched the yellow robe, rushed to the prince, and changed the prince into the dragon robe.