The Head of the Ming Dynasty Spared His Life

This is the real shit escape.

100% cover effect, perfect!

The defender came over and looked carefully at the cesspool, but found nothing unusual.

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His companion came over with a spear, wondering, "What's wrong?"

The guard said casually: "It's okay. I saw a black shadow here just now."

"It's a wild boar." The companion said with a smile, "There are often wild boars coming to eat shit."

"Um, do pigs eat shit?"

"Yes! If you don't eat, you can just eat shit."

At this time, Li Zicheng, who was squatting in the cesspit of the toilet, cursed in his heart.

"Damn it, why are you two chatting? Is it over yet? Get out of here."

Unfortunately, things backfired, and the two just refused to leave.

Li Zicheng's oxygen was used up, and he would suffocate to death in the cesspit if he didn't go up, so he could only sneak up and let out a breath.

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This time, the guard was alarmed again, and the guard shouted: "Who is it?"

His companion also stretched out his spear vigilantly, ready to stab him if he disagreed with him.

Thanks to Li Zicheng's quick wit, he tactfully imitated two pig calls.

"huh huh huh huh!"

"Damn it, it's really a wild boar, coming to eat shit."

In the dark, even a defender couldn't see clearly, and when he saw that it was really a wild boar in a cesspit, he cursed a few words.

Another whim: "Should I grab it and bake it?"

"Forget it." The defender saw that the "wild boar" was covered in excrement and urine, disgusting: "I don't fucking eat shit."

The two walked away cursing.

Li Zicheng rejoiced in his heart, thanks to Lao Tzu's wit, otherwise he would have been arrested.

If he knew that the letter was paid for by Yan Song, and he was specially sent to him to punish him, this kind of latrine + eating shit is completely useless, I don't know if he will die of anger.

In short, Li Zicheng secretly climbed up at this time and slipped away.

Sliding out of the camp all the way, it was smooth, no one found him again...

Li Zicheng hurriedly got into the darkness and ran towards his camp.

He ran back to the camp in a hurry, and the patrol soldiers almost arrested him, who was covered in feces and urine and could not see his face clearly, as a spy.

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Chapter 1942 Li Zicheng and Liu Zongmin are fighting again [3]

Li Zicheng was ashamed to see anyone, and hurried back to the big tent. He was taking a bath, but he didn't expect a black and foul-smelling guy to rush in.

Li Zicheng screamed in fright: "What the hell?"

Unexpectedly, the man actually said: "King Chuang, I'm Niu Jinxing. You escaped, and I heard outsiders say that you are going to rush into the latrine to arrest people, so I quickly jumped into the latrine and escaped..."

Li Zicheng and Niu Jinxing, both monarchs and ministers are all shit.

This scene, not to mention how touching.

Li Zicheng took a full 20 baths, washed himself off his skin, took out countless pots of smelly water, and then washed himself clean. He sat at the table and said viciously: "Paralyzed! It turns out that Liu Zongmin lied to me, and I am at odds with him! Vomit! Military commander, you smell so bad, stay away from me!"

Niu Jinxing also came out of the shower, but according to the old smell of "three four three", Li Zicheng vomited as soon as he smelled it.

Niu Jinxing looked at Li Zicheng with a mentally retarded face, as if you didn't stink.

"Yes, King Chuang, we must not let Liu Zongmin go, vomit!"

"Military division, how do you deal with him, vomit!"

"Chuang Wang, we are doing this, vomit! I will vomit first!"

The monarch and his subjects vomited all night.

Liu Zongmin was still foolishly waiting for King Chuang and Niu Jinxing to go to the bathroom, but he didn't expect to be unable to wait.

Someone else looked at the joke: "This Li Zicheng and Niu Jinxing have been going to the toilet together for a long time. Could it be that they are having sex in the toilet?"

Liu Zongmin and others roared with laughter.

But I couldn't wait, so I had to send someone in to look for it.

As a result, not only Li Zicheng disappeared, but also Niu Jinxing.

Distraught, Liu Zongmin rushed to the toilet, only to find out that Li Zicheng was Niu Jinxing, he had jumped into a latrine.

Liu Zongmin's lungs exploded with anger.