The Head of the Ming Dynasty Spared His Life

At the next daimyo gathering, I suggest that you tell this joke, my lord, so that those daimyos will laugh to death!Although Mr. Yan Ge didn't allow daimyos to unify the war, he didn't say he couldn't make other daimyos laugh to death! "

My lord, you have a great sense of humor.You're going to the Kabuki Town to make jokes, those so-called comedians will have nothing to eat and leave.Wa hahaha!

These family estate elders laughed even more wildly...

"You are skinny!

Toyotomi Hideyoshi's eyes are red

Lao Tzu announces to you that I want to betray Yan Song and assassinate Yan Song, so it's fine if you don't flatter me, how dare you laugh at Lao Tzu?cut ⊥

Toyotomi Hideyoshi directly pulled out the famous sword [Dragonfly Kiri] and stabbed his adopted son Kato Kiyomasa

Kato Kiyoshi was covering his stomach and laughing wildly, when he didn't pay attention, his adoptive father had already drawn his knife and slashed someone, he was so frightened, screamed, and parried Toyotomi Hideyoshi's dragonfly cut with the knife, so he was not hacked to death on the spot amidst the wild laughter

Father, what are you doing?

Toyotomi Hideyoshi roared angrily: "I didn't tell you any jokes! I just want to betray Yan Song and assassinate Yan Song! I heard clearly that there is no such thing as this, and everyone in the castle tower is pale

they finally understand

Feelings Nima It's not a joke It's straight?

How about it? "Toyotomi Hideyoshi put on a posture that I am awesome, and sneered at the ministers, with a hungry and aggressive expression of praise me, praise me, praise me quickly.

But what he ushered in was a wave of exclamations in unison

My lord, absolutely not

Hideyoshi

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Chapter 2538 In the past, the Hojo cattle were like you, but now the head of the grave is five [1]

My lord, absolutely not

Everyone urged Toyotomi Hideyoshi to speed up with one voice, their eyes seemed to be a mentally retarded and brain-dead...

Shengchen Hideyoshi was about to vomit blood depressedly, and asked back: "Why?

Hanbei Takenaka smiled wryly and said: "Your Highness, this Yan Song is not an ordinary person. He has the most powerful force in the whole world. If His Highness intends to rebel against him, he doesn't need to use Daming's troops at all, all he needs is a look

He even gave Toyotomi Hideyoshi a wink and made a look, which means that Yan Song only needs to blink like this

and then? "

Omi Hideyoshi's face turned livid

"Then..." another planner, Kuroda Takataka, took up the conversation and said with a wry smile: "Da Ming doesn't" [-] "needs to send troops, and there are a lot of daimyos in Japan who covet you to lead the ranks, and they are very happy to serve Yan Song , unite and attack your leader. Do you still remember the Hojo family that you united with several daimyos to destroy because of the assassination of Jiajing?"

Kato Kiyomasa on the side also wrote a poem and added a waka, which was given to Toyotomi Hideyoshi

Note: The so-called waka is a popular traditional song in Japan, similar to Tang poetry, but it can be composed and sung by geisha) In the past, the Hojo house was like Ru, but now the grave is five feet tall, the widow sleeps on the idle man, and the child is beaten.

Lord Hideyoshi's eyes darkened when he heard that

What is this nima?

You mean, if I dare to rebel against Yan Song, will my fate be worse than that of the Hojo family back then?

Well, the Hojo family really offended Yan Song back then, and was wiped out by his monkey hands. It was really miserable.

But his rebellion this time has been planned for a long time, how can it be compared with the rebellion of the Hojo family?

The main minister, Hideyoshi, said angrily: "Do you want to die? If you want to die, just say it!

Kato Kiyomasa dare not sing

The Hanbing Takenaka next to him sincerely persuaded: "Master, it is really impossible for Yan Song to rebel, and he will never be able to rebel in his life! Otherwise, the consequences will be very serious."

In front of these courtiers' earnest words, the monkey Toyotomi Hideyoshi seemed arrogant, maddened, and laughed wildly: "Damn! I have already carefully prepared and designed it, and I will surely succeed. My majestic Japanese Yamato nation, how can I always surrender to China? People's subordinates? Even if Yan Song is a god, I want a god! For Japan's future unification and prosperity, lay the foundation for all generations

The ministers were dumbfounded, looking at Toyotomi Hideyoshi, a look of fear gradually appeared in their eyes

It's over, it's over, the lord is arrogant!

Before the wife left Japan and was sent to Yan Song's side, she once said to the lord earnestly.You are born poor and can't afford to be rich, and your mentality is easily lost.Sure enough, with the expansion of the lord's power in Japan, the lord drifted away!

Alas, proudly, our Toyotomi family has not expanded its power in the past few years, and has successively controlled large tracts of land in China (Japanese place names), but compared with Yin Daming, it is simply a firefly.If the assassination of Yan Song fails, as long as Yan Song blows, we will be wiped out

It has to be said that these courtiers of Toyotomi Hideyoshi, at least the Monkey Lord, have a better understanding of the situation

But the chief minister, Tuji, was furious and said: "What are you talking about? Yan Song is powerful, but why can't we unify Japan as long as he is in this world? It has been a long time, and Japan has been so divided , will become more and more weakened. However, under the leadership of Yan Song, the strength of Daming is increasing day by day and constantly improving! Our Great Japan will always be under the shadow of the Chinese people!

One country's hero is another country's nightmare! "

The main minister Hideyoshi stubbornly pulled out his love finger, and said with hatred and sinister eyes: "As the leader of the Japanese, I, the monkey Toyotomi Hideyoshi, have the responsibility to eradicate Daming Yansong for Japan.

When the ministers saw it, the monkey master became mad

This monkey Diao Ran usually looks very humble, even when he was a small surname, he would kneel and lick the stinky shoes of the protagonist Oda Nobunaga.The reason why Oda Nobunaga can notice Toyotomi Hideyoshi is mainly because the shoes he wears in winter, every time he gives them to Toyotomi Turkichi, they will be warm when he wears them again... Oda Nobunaga asked Toyotomi Turkichi The reason for this, Toyotomi said respectfully that I put your shoes in my arms every time

The Japanese, when humbled, regard themselves as grandchildren.When you are arrogant, you treat everyone in the world as your grandchildren

Now, it's Toyotomi Hideyoshi's turn

He thought that the careful planning this time would definitely kill Yan Song and replace him as Japan's number one hero!

Let me ask again, can you help me?