The Head of the Ming Dynasty Spared His Life

Jiajing, Lu Bing, and Huang Jin were petrified at that time

Three confused

I rub 100 jars

everyone?

I call you Goryeo so generous

If your national treasure is replaced with gold, let alone 100 altars, even [-] is not too much for me.

But this kimchi, damn it, Daming dogs don’t even eat it

But the three kings, under the watchful eyes of everyone, didn't want to dislike the national treasure given by Goryeo, so they had to accept these kimchi with a livid face.

After accepting the "National Treasure", Jiajing's pretentious heart has long since disappeared. Looking at the dilapidated Seoul, Jiajing even lost the interest in giving a pretend speech

To pretend to be lucky, you must have a suitable partner

Emperor Jiajing really couldn't pretend to force these poor bastards who were poor and full of confidence.

Wang Jian, let's go

With a wave of Jiaqing's hand, Jiaqing declared, "I see the people of Goryeo, so poor, and I really can't bear to go to Goryeo Seoul. With my chariots and horses, at least tens of thousands of people will enter the city. I'm afraid it will inevitably disturb the people and waste money. , I am the king of benevolence, how can I do such a thing? Lian should stand on a high place, look at Seoul, and go

After he finished speaking, the queen of Goryeo, Li Xiaoli, and the young master of the country all urged Jiajing to enter the city with a face, "The Goryeo palace has been redecorated, and it will temporarily serve as your emperor's palace. If the emperor can come to Goryeo once in a while, you can't just leave so rashly." Alright?" ""?

The Emperor Ming's support for the Queen of Goryeo is still very important.After all, many Koryo courtiers are all stones in the latrine, smelly and hard, they are obviously poor, and they are aggressive. They think that Daming swallowed the wells of Korea, taking advantage of the Koreans. For female cadres in the country, the emperor's support is still very important

But after Jiajing finished watching "National Treasure", he was scared by Goryeo's poverty and dared not enter the city

joke

You Goryeo are so poor, even if you build a palace for me, it is estimated that the community will be poor

On this "Ming Huang Hao", I eat, drink, sing and dance, which can be said to be the most joyful, so why go to Korea, Seoul, to suffer poverty?Don't go, resolutely don't go, even if killed!

Jiajing turned his eyes and landed on Yan Song

Yan Song felt a sudden chill

I wipe, the situation is not good

Jiajing smiled and said: "Yan Aiqing, it is your first and second responsibility to share your worries. In this way, Lian is really worried that it will waste money and money, disturb the people, and can't bear to go to Seoul to inspect, but what the Queen of Korea said about Qin is also the truth. I am annexed by Ming Dynasty Goryeo, in order to highlight the importance of Goryeo, we must also send a person who is almost the same as me to inspect Seoul, meet with the representatives of the people and subjects of Goryeo, comfort them, and announce some friendly special policies of Ming Dynasty. You are the most suitable, your husband.

This shit, I, Jiajing, don't bother to pretend, I leave it to you to pretend

Yan Song is speechless

Your Majesty, if you were to change to a paradise on earth like Suzhou and Hangzhou, wouldn't you immediately run to pretend to be coquettish?

Now this city of Seoul is poor and poor, and you, the old man, don't like it, so let me replace it?

But Yan Song also misses Li Xiaoli very much, and the little king standing beside him

Heck, my son

Although Yan Song knew that this kid was young and ignorant, he was just a brat, and he was far inferior to him in many aspects.

But Bi Zhang is his own son

Yan Song decided to make good use of this opportunity, educate this kid, let him give me a three-acre land in Koryo, and let him be his own little lord, don't listen to the so-called honey self-confidence of those Koryo ministers, the theory of Korean national superiority, superiority You are skinny L

You bangzi nation, you have to figure out your own weight, you are a colony

They are the inferior people who were born to be ruled by my Ming Dynasty

Xiaoguozhu, that is, his own son, is the little emperor that Ming used to rule Goryeo

Yan Song nodded: "The minister is willing to go and inspect the Han city of Korea for the emperor, in order to promote the prestige of our Ming Dynasty, and declare that our emperor cares for the people of Korea and treats everyone equally.

Jiajing was overjoyed: "Go, go!

Said Zong, Jiajing looked disgusted, quickly supported Huang Jin, boarded the boat and flew back to his own luxurious royal ship Minghuang

He doesn't want to stay for a second longer in Koryo, a place that doesn't shit.

Before leaving, he quietly pulled Yan Song over, and said to Yan Song: "Yan Aiqing, remember, next time I have a world tour, I will never come to Korea again! No wonder the Han and Tang Dynasties, even Korea can protect themselves, It’s not because of how tenacious this place is, but because this place is really a piece of chicken, and it’s a pity to throw it away if it’s tasteless to eat. It’s useless to conquer it. Will the emperors of the past voluntarily give up on their own initiative?

Jiajing looked disgusted

Yan Song can't laugh or cry

Your Majesty, how big is this line of hatred (has it Zhao)?Also blacklisted

Jiajing patted his ass and left, Yan Song had to go to Seoul to pretend to be the emperor

He kept his composure, picked up the beautiful Goryeo Queen Hyori's Rouyi, patted his son's fleshy face, got into the royal carriage, and left just like that

Many ministers are watching and raising in the back, whispering

I'll go, Mr. Yan Song, Yan Ge, Queen of Korea, and Little Lord, this is clearly a family of three.

Why do I feel that this style of painting is so harmonious?

Alas, it seems that the rumors are groundless, and they may not be without reason. "

What rumor? "