The Head of the Ming Dynasty Spared His Life

Although the woman weighed two hundred catties, she didn't know martial arts after all, she just caught Zhang Shun off guard.But Zhang Shun was so embarrassing, he screamed angrily, pulled out the knife, twisted the frying pan, and put it on the woman's neck.

The young woman was still mighty and unyielding, she glared at Zhang Shun and cursed endlessly.

Jiajing came over in person, ordered Zhang Shun to stop, and said kindly to the woman: "It's our abrupt beauty, girl, don't take offense."

I~fuck! !

Yan Song's eyes were protruding, and he found that——Your Majesty, you are blushing!

The young woman snorted coldly, and gave Jiajing a hard look: "When I see the three of you, you don't look like good people!"

If someone said that about Jiajing, Jiajing would definitely be furious, but this time, he made a mistake and said kindly, "Girl, why don't the three of us look like good people?"

The girl was still frowning coldly, and said with a sneer: "Don't try to fool me with clever words!"

She was very calm, pointed at the three of them and said: "The Weishui River has flooded and flooded the surrounding area for thousands of miles. The three of you are unscathed, but one is dressed like an emperor, one is like a high-ranking official, and the other is like a thieves... ...No matter how you look at it, you don't look like a good person!"

Yan Song sweated a lot. Unexpectedly, this girl, from a small family, is so calm and good at analysis, she is a good hand.

After Jiajing heard this, he admired the girl even more, looked at himself, and sighed: "Girl, we are not bad people. We just fled here because we were hunted down."

The girl snorted and laughed: "Fart! Don't put gold on your face! Who do you think you are? This floodplain is full of swamps, and anyone who accidentally enters it is gone. Who has such a big hatred against you, Do you have to go deep into this place to hunt you down?"

She looked disbelieving.

Zhang Shun shouted, "How are you talking? Do you know who this is?"

He was about to reveal the identity of Jiajing Yan Song, but he suddenly remembered Yan Song's order to reveal his identity, so as not to give birth to right and wrong, so he stopped abruptly.

The two-hundred-jin girl glanced contemptuously at Jiajing, who had a smirk on her face, and snorted coldly, "Bah! I don't believe it! Could it be, just like a storyteller, these enemies blew up the water of the Weishui River in order to chase you down!" Dams? And they chased you thousands of miles away?"

She giggled.

Yan Songhan is one.

(Girl, you hit the truth.)

Jiajing was also stunned for a moment, and sweated a lot. Although he was ridiculed and scolded again, his whole body was as cheap as 3.8, and his whole body was relaxed. Every pore seemed like a cheap person, which made Yan Song speechless for a while.

(Sister, the emperor really has a unique taste. When you meet this top-quality country tigress, are you so cheap?)

Who knows, maybe the bastard got the right eye on mung beans. The fat girl looked at the cheap Jiajing, and heard his stomach growling twice, but suddenly blushed, and said with her hands on her hips: "Since All of them are reincarnated by starving ghosts, why don’t you get out? My girl’s meal is just cooked. It’s better to come early than coincidentally! They’re all creditors! Get out and eat!”

Holding a rolling pin, the fat girl drove the three of them into the room with gesticulations and threats, and brought a plate of sorghum rice with a stern face, and shouted, "Starving ghosts, eat!"

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Chapter 360 'Attack' is immeasurable, and 'shou' is boundless [3]

Jiajing was so despised and reprimanded, but his bones were not three or two. He picked up the sorghum rice ball with a smile, and handed it to the fat girl: "Girl, eat it first."

The fat girl scolded with a fierce face: "I have never seen you so shameless. In front of people, you dare to provoke me for the first time~ tease me girl! If you let you eat, you will eat it!"

Jiajing was amiable, nodded repeatedly and said: "Girl, you are right, Zhen..."

Yan Song almost sprayed the rice out of his nostrils.

This Jiajing, being treated like this, is actually such a cheap brother?

Wang Ba and Mung Bean, do you see each other right?

But the fat girl heard "Zhen", she was a little strange, and scolded with a tiger's face: "It's up to you, dare to say Zhan, what are you talking about?"

Jiajing slipped his tongue for a while and was dumbfounded, but fortunately Yan Song immediately said: "He said: I'm really hungry."

Jiajing wiped off his cold sweat and nodded again and again: "Yes, I mean, I'm really hungry."

He secretly gave Yan Song a thumbs up.

Yan Song was speechless.

This one was really touched.

Your majesty, you actually fell in love with this heavyweight girl.Have you considered the mood of the 15 concubines of the Six Courts of the Three Palaces and Six Courts who were carefully selected to enter the palace without seeing 72 or [-] concubines in those ten years?

Those empresses and concubines, if they knew that your majesty was assassinated and rebelled, went to a flooded area, and fell in love with such a 120-jin tiger girl, would they be so angry that they would hang themselves collectively?

Yan Song was thinking wildly, but the Huniu snorted coldly: "Didi Gugu, mysterious and mysterious, you can't be a good person at first sight!"

The three of them were really hungry too.Although they only ate yellow rice and rice, they ate deliciously, and they ate dozens of them.Even Jiajing ate more than a dozen.

Finally, the tiger girl quit.

"Hey, you're all starving ghosts. You really don't have eyes? This is my one-month ration. You've all eaten up. Who should I find for dinner?"

After eating and drinking enough, Jiajing regained his strength, pretending to feel revived, and felt that it was time for him to pretend, so he coughed: "This girl, don't panic, we have plenty of money. Hehe!"

Jiajing touched his pocket, Nima didn't bring any money, his face froze.

Emperor, how can you bring money?

This Nima is embarrassing.

That Huniu sneered: "Pretend! Will you continue to pretend?"

Jiajing pretended to fail, and hurriedly asked Yan Song for help: "Yan Aiqing, ahem, it's the housekeeper Yan, hurry up and get the money! Thank you very much for this girl!"

Yan Song touched his pocket, hehe, he didn't bring any money.

He, the chief assistant of the Ming Dynasty, is not the one who brings money.