If it weren't for Da Ming's saying, the car and boat matchmaker should be killed even if he is innocent.It is said that none of the five occupations in Ming Dynasty is a good person, including matchmaker.
Yan Song brought the shameless spirit to the extreme, continued to fool the poor girl Wang Huya, and shaped Jiajing into the most diligent, wise, loving, and benevolent emperor in history, and portrayed the future life in the harem as a husband and wife who raise their eyebrows, respect each other as guests, and join hands together Create a harmonious picture of the new world of Ming Dynasty.
Jiajing was overjoyed, and he also had a dignified look, which made all the civil and military officials dumbfounded.
Our emperor was really led by that treacherous official Yan Song, and he learned how to pretend, brag, and lie to women!
Wang Huya's face was cloudy and uncertain when he heard it, obviously a little moved, and afraid of being deceived by Jiajing, he pulled Yan Song aside, and said with a stern face: "You said that there is nothing, I don't read much, and I don't understand it. .I'll just ask you three questions."
"Say!" Yan Song also knew that the matchmaker had reached the most critical moment, so he pulled himself together, threw away all his morals, and prepared to mention Jiajing to deal with this shrew.
"First, does he have a car or a house?" Wang Huya pouted at Jiajing.
"Here, yes!" Yan Song wiped his sweat with a handkerchief. She is really a country girl who has never seen the world. I don't know how rich the emperor is in this world: "There are more than 1000 houses, and the sedan chair can be carried by 16 people. There are people as big as you want. .”
Wang Huya nodded in satisfaction, and then asked, "Does he have land?"
"Yes!" Yan Song coughed: "The emperor has Xiannongtan in Beijing, which is a huge piece of land, covering hundreds of acres. Every year on the first day of the Lunar New Year, the emperor and the queen will go to Xiannongtan to persuade them to teach farmers. Leading the world."
"It's only a few hundred acres? Is there such a big ostentation?" Wang Huya was a little dissatisfied: "There are still thousands of acres of land in our county."
Jiajing immediately vomited blood, and he began to hate the so-called Tu Lao Cai in his heart.
Yan Song swallowed helplessly: "Actually, if you want to grow, there are more. I'm afraid you won't be able to grow them. There are dozens of acres of hua~ gardens in the palace."
"I've changed it into a vegetable garden and a chicken garden! Plant vegetables and raise chickens!" Wang Huya's eyes lit up.
Yan Song's eyes went dark, and his brain automatically filled in. In the majestic Forbidden City, chickens and dogs were everywhere. The imperial garden was changed into a stinky vegetable garden, and the Jinshui River was used as a septic tank.
Awesome!
The country girl is really tough!
"The last question is also the most important question!" Wang Huya said with a stern face, "You have to answer me truthfully, I won't listen to lying to me."
Yan Song broke into cold sweat: "Miss, please."
"Are there any father-in-law and mother-in-law above me?" Wang Huya asked nervously, "It's best not to have them all."
Yan Song fell down with a thud.
Ah, your standard for choosing a spouse is the same as that of girls 600 years later, they all have cars and houses, no parents and no mothers?
This question is very down-to-earth.
Sure enough, she is a country girl, coming straight to the point.
"No!" Yan Song resolutely shook his head like a rattle.
. .
Chapter 373 Qi Qi stunned and fell down a large piece [5]
"Before the emperor succeeded to the throne, King Xingxian, the emperor's own father, was gone. Otherwise, the emperor would not be eligible to be selected as the successor. In the 18th year of Jiajing, the Queen Mother, the emperor's mother, disappeared. So you After passing through the door, there will be no parents-in-law above, and you will be the biggest in the harem! You have the final say."
Yan Song wiped out Jiajing's household registration all at once.
Wang Huya's eyes lit up, and his gaze at Jiajing finally softened: "Although this guy is a little weak, he is not a good player, but for the sake of his car, house and no parents, it seems For the sake of his poor job of being busy all day for the people of Ming Dynasty, this girl is reluctant to do so, let him do it."
Yan Song wiped off his cold sweat, thinking that he had successfully fooled him.
He turned to Jiajing, and said that the emperor fulfilled his mission, Miss Wang Huya, I will bring you here~, you can go now.
Jiajing didn't care about rewarding Yan Song, so he took Wang Huya's hand, and with affectionate eyes, he called out: "Queen!-"
Wang Huya was not pretentious, and responded directly: "A thief!"
Yan Song fell down with a thud.
All the officials fell down.
"Ouch~~my waist~~"
fell a large piece,
What is this all about?
It's a mess, a good emperor has turned into a thief.
But Jiajing liked it so much, Wang Huya gave him the feeling that it was sour and sour!
That's it!
To be honest, if Jiajing wanted a noble, gentle and virtuous woman, how much would she want?
But just like those who are used to eating big fish and big meat and want to change their appetite, Jiajing likes the taste of Wang Huya!
In addition, during these ten days of getting along, Wang Huya's boldness, generosity, and bravery have already deeply touched Jiajing's little shou's heart.
So, this pair of CPs who are unlikely to be together, just got together in a daze under the help of Yan Song.
Of course, in the future, Wang Huya, who finds out that her husband sleeps until he wakes up naturally every day, and never goes to court, will how he will roar in the river east, repair Jiajing, beat this lazy emperor, and force him to go to work. That's another story.
Anyway, at this time Yan Song was considered to have completed the important task of pimping, and succeeded in fooling the emperor's marriage.
"Ding dong! You helped Jiajing fulfill her wish and married the queen of the people, Huya, whom she met when she was in distress. The system rewards 5 points."
Yan Song was overjoyed. Looking at Jiajing, who was proud of the spring breeze, he put his small hand in Wang Huya's big hand, holding hands, one step, two steps, three steps, four steps, and looked at the sky, watching the stars one by one, two by three, four by four in a line, back to back silently Make a wish, love will come true, Yan Ge coughed, and said to Lu Bing and Huang Jin who were stunned and confused: "The emperor's anger will be relieved a lot, let's go back and discuss how to deal with the big treason case."
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