The Head of the Ming Dynasty Spared His Life

Yan Song coughed and pointed at Michelangelo: "What did he do? Why did the Holy See exile?"

Immediately made a couple of dry laughs: "The issue of homosexuality is blasphemy to God."

What?

Same ~xing~ love?

Blasphemy?

Yan Song's [-] grass~mud~horses galloped past in his heart...

Good blasphemy~

Blasphemy is right~~

A treasure like Michelangelo can be exiled by the Holy See and sold to himself. He is really sitting at home, and his blessing comes from heaven.

Yan Song coughed twice: "I want it, how much?"

"3 taels of silver!" The Inquisitor gritted his teeth and quoted what he thought was a sky-high price.

He looked at Yan Song with a silent expression, without saying anything.

The inquisitor thought to himself, it's broken, it's too greedy, if such a thing sells for [-] yuan, Daming won't be fooled.

He hurriedly explained: "Although this Michelangelo is a homosexual, he is very accomplished in sculpture and architecture. Cough cough, of course, if you think it's too expensive, you can use a little less, [-]?"

Yan Song still didn't speak, thinking that the Holy See is really my good friend.

Michelangelo, only sell for [-]?

Is there a price for cabbage?

Among the handed down works he created, which one will not sell for hundreds of millions when it reaches the auction house in the future?

"Fifteen thousand! It can't be any less!" The Inquisitor thought that Yan Song was too expensive, and said 617 achingly.

"Deal!" Yan Song quickly took out the bank note from his pocket, handed it to the Inquisitor, and pulled Michelangelo over.

The religious inquisitor greedily looked at the silver note, knowing that this piece of paper could be exchanged for white money in the Federal Reserve in a short while, licked Tian's lips and said: "Unexpectedly, these lunatics can really buy money again." Daming sells it for money. We have another similar one, which will be sent to the guillotine soon, do you want it?"

"Who?"

"It's Da Vinci." The Inquisitor smiled and said, "He has the same problem as Michelangelo, he likes men and blasphemes God. But because he presided over the construction of the Sistine Chapel, the problem is even more serious. Our religion The referee has his eyes on him, and the net is quickly closed."

Lying ~ trough!

Da Vinci! ! !

Yan Song was ecstatic in his heart, he almost hugged and kissed the Inquisitor.

Unexpectedly, Da Vinci is also a homosexual?

There are many sayings about this in the West, and it is groundless and not without reason.It seems that the highest state of art is to engage in foundation?

Fortunately, I do not engage in art.

Yan Song's jujube tightened and shivered.

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Chapter 509 This is so embarrassing [3]

"Da Vinci, right?" Yan Song coughed, "I want that too, and I'll give you [-]."

"Why is Da Vinci more expensive than me?" Michelangelo really thought clearly, and his first reaction was actually this.

He was furious.

Da Vinci is more expensive than me, so angry!

Yan Song slapped him across the face: "Why so much nonsense? Get on with your work!"

Yan Song directly ignored Michelangelo's mess. The reason why he lowered the price was because he was afraid that the Inquisition would know the true value of these people and their contributions after the Ming Dynasty.

With a few words, he dismissed the Inquisition. He was calm on the surface, but he was about to burst out laughing in his heart.

Holy See, really interesting!

The era of Jiajing in the Ming Dynasty happened to be in the Renaissance period when Western talents came out in large numbers.From Italy to England, from the field of art to science and culture, they are all in an unprecedented state of activity.The only problem is that the Holy See in the West is still ruling with the dark and high-handedness of the Middle Ages, covering Europe with white terror.

For example, Portugal~tao is the first country in Europe with a national name, and other places are chaotic and backward.At this time in Europe, the most powerful is the Holy See.When Portugal~tao was founded, it needed to be recognized by the Holy See, otherwise it would not be a legal country.

From here, we can see how terrifying the Holy See's rule in Europe is!

Yan Song knew exactly this, so he wanted to use the Holy See, a pig teammate of Western civilization, to bring all the great artists, scientists, and writers of the West to Daming!

And the effect looks very good.

The Inquisitor, joyfully, was about to leave with the silver, but suddenly turned his head and saluted respectfully:

"May I ask Prime Minister Yan, can you give our Pope some small gifts. For example, your silk robes, for the important ceremonies of our Holy See, the Pope and the archbishops in red all like to wear silk. It's a pity that it is too expensive, and one piece costs tens of thousands of gold Louis~`."

Yan Song was generous: "No problem, I will give you one hundred pieces! The Pope will specially give me 10 white silk robes! From now on, just send this kind of lunatic to Daming!"

Yan Song laughed for a while after dismissing the joyous Inquisition.

A group of wood turtles, things like silk will buy you off.