When they thought of doing that kind of thing with such a kiln sister, they felt like throwing up.
It's even heavier than Yan Song's dark cuisine.
But do they have a choice now?
Tianjinwei is a small place, just a brothel like Zuichun Pavilion.
What's more, they want to ~huo now, that burnt body, and everyone burned is about to lose their minds.Don't say that the kiln sister here is ugly, even if she is an old sow, she is almost like a seven fairies in their eyes.
That Cuihua also glared at everyone: "No chaos! This Mr. Wang is a regular customer, he will pick first!"
The crown prince and the officials, holding their noses, agreed uncomfortably, and waited for Wang Bengu to finish his selection.
Under the contempt and jealous eyes of everyone, Wang Bengu picked the most beautiful of the two ugly women (still ugly), covered his face with his hands, and hurried upstairs.
Now, his reputation is over.
Those two ugly girls smiled coquettishly all the way: "Lord Wang, don't be impatient. Playing slowly with us will be interesting."
The prince scolded Wang Bengu ten thousand times in his heart.
As for the two that can still be seen, you picked them all away, leaving me with crooked melons and cracked dates?The lonely king is the crown prince, so there is still a bit of loyalty to the emperor, is there a sense of superiority and inferiority?
It has to be said that the prince hated Wang Bengu because of the two ugly girls.
The prince was helpless, so he had no choice but to select generals from among the dwarfs, and from the remaining vulgar fans, he found two more beautiful ones, and went upstairs holding his nose.
Because of the powdery smell on their bodies, there is actually a scent of whales.
The prince walked all the way, and finally couldn't help throwing up.
wow~~
Throwing up! ! .
Chapter 558 The whole city is eating [4]
"What is this smell on you? It's disgusting!" the prince asked while vomiting.
"My lord, what you said is too wicked, right? Today there is auspicious whales. We specially went to the whales and extracted some fragrance from the whales. Some people said it was ambergris. Eh? Are you looking so bad?"
The sound of the prince's vomiting sounded: "Don't mention the whale to me, I feel like vomiting when I mention it. Vomit!"
In the end, the prince who vomited in a mess couldn't bear it anymore, stumbled down the stairs, and went straight outside.
Zhang Juzheng asked with concern: "Prince, where are you going?"
The prince yelled: "I would rather go back and let the fifth girl serve me than these vulgar fans! It's disgusting! Vomit!"
Baiguan also smelled the whale breath on the girls of Zuichun Pavilion, and they all vomited until the sky was dark and they ran away again and again.
"stop!"
"After entering here, if you want to slip away without paying?!"
The old bustard pursued him mightily and unyieldingly, demanding damages, compensation, and overnight expenses.
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Xu Jie vomited pale, and said in disbelief, "We haven't gone whoring, so why do we need an overnight stay?"
That Cuihua put her hands on her hips domineeringly, and cursed: "Even if you didn't go whoring, you vomited our Zuichun Pavilion into a mess. Our girls have to clean it all night before they can continue to receive customers. If you don't blame this loss, who will you turn to? If you dare to leave without paying, Bawang whores, see if I don’t look for Tianjin County Magistrate Guo Yijing, bring the police and come to judge!"
"No!!" Xu Jie yelled, they were guilty of thieves, how dare they let Zuichun Pavilion report to the official?
If the Zuichun Pavilion reported to the officials, the Tianjin county magistrate brought the yamen servants and the police to arrest them quickly, and asked if they were either ministers or servants, and they went to prostitution together, where would they put their old faces?
A lifetime of fame is in vain.
This loss is much bigger than money.
Therefore, these high-ranking officials could only endure the nausea by force, and at the same time give money to settle the matter, so as to save money and avoid disaster.
Only Hai Rui got good service~wu, not only did the beauty not look like a whale, but she was very considerate and pretty.
Hai Rui didn't care to appreciate it, and when he finished his work, he was ashamed~kui, covered his face and ran away.
The prince and other officials, however, could only take advantage of the excitement and return in disappointment, and went back to masturbate by themselves.Tang Lian'er and Yan Song laughed out loud at this scene.
Yan Song helplessly pointed at Tang Lian'er and said: "You woman, you are really narrow. The crown prince and the officials are in such a miserable state. You still have to tease them, so that they can't go shopping in the kiln, and they vomited all over the floor. Go back and masturbate yourself."
Tang Lian'er smiled and said: "Huh! The crown prince and the officials are all moths who oppress the people and suck their fat and ointment! They are the enemies of my White Lotus Sect. If we don't punish them severely this time, how can I let this girl vent my anger? They go back, You can choose freely, whether it is the left girl, the right girl, the fifth girl, or Mrs. Zhu."
She laughed and trembled wildly.
Yan Song felt sympathy for the crown prince and all the officials. These unlucky children ran into Tang Lian'er's hands and were teased like this. They should cry when they go back.
Tang Lian'er said enthusiastically: "If you hadn't stopped me, I would have exposed their ugly deeds in broad daylight, and let the people of Tianjin Wei come to watch! Hmph! All Ming courts are like this."
All of a sudden, in the residences of these officials, there were indescribable voices of themselves masturbating themselves.All the officials were extremely humiliated, scolding Yan Song while masturbating themselves.
Yan Song had no choice but to let her go. Fortunately, these Ming officials were not good birds, and they deserved to be punished.
When Yan Song returned to Yan Mansion, Yan Nian came up to meet him and asked what to do with the whale fritters and tofu nao that were despised by the prince and all officials?
Yan Song remembered the emperor's order and asked Yan Nian to bring people to present these rare foods to the people of Tianjin.
This gift doesn't matter, something happened.
People in Tianjin have long heard that Mr. Yan Ge was ingenious and made a strange food out of whales. It is said that eating it will make you immortal, and he paid tribute to the emperor.
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