The Head of the Ming Dynasty Spared His Life

Why are there various indescribable sounds coming from every house?

Over the entire Tianjin Wei sky, countless indecent voices sounded, forming a chorus, what's going on?

Yan Song, who was on his way back, also heard various strange sounds while riding a horse.

"What's going on?" Chen Yuanyuan beside him asked curiously.

Yan Song chuckled, and said to Chen Yuanyuan: "This is the men who are presenting treasures to their wives after taking the whale tonic."

Chen Yuanyuan didn't understand why, and asked curiously: "I heard rumors that after eating this thing, people can fly to heaven? It's like Chang'e flying to the moon and flying to the sky? Is this true?"

Chen Yuanyuan clearly knew that this was impossible, but still curiously asked Elder Yan Ge for confirmation.

It can be seen that she is very longing for Chang'e to fly to the moon.

Yan Ge had a smirk on his face, leaned into Chen Yuanyuan's ear and said, "Do you really want to ascend to the sky?"

Chen Yuanyuan pouted and acted coquettishly: "People often imagine that if they can live forever like Chang'e, what would it be like to ascend to the sky? Do people want to ascend to heaven?"

Yan Song said solemnly: "Do you want to ascend to the sky? Of course you can! As long as a man eats this, there is a way for a woman to ascend!"

"Really?" Chen Yuanyuan was pleasantly surprised all the way, then pouted again: "I don't believe it!"

Elder Yan Ge pointed to a nearby house: "You don't believe me? Just go and listen."

Chen Yuanyuan cast a half-believing glance at Yan Song, thinking it would be no harm to listen, so she moved to a corner to eavesdrop.

All she could hear was a strange conversation between a couple inside.

"Father, you are really nice, baby!"

"He~mother, how is it? How is it? The treasure bestowed by Mr. Yan Ge, isn't it amazing? Can it really make a woman fly into the sky?"

"I'm going to fly, I'm going to fly, I'm really going to fly into the sky!"

Chen Yuanyuan didn't understand why at first, but she finally understood what it meant when she heard it. Xiafei's cheeks were so ashamed, she rushed back and punched Yan Song's little chest viciously: "You scoundrel! Let people listen to that kind of thing! I Kill you, kill you!"

Yan Song laughed loudly, hugged Chen Yuanyuan and said, "You just say, did the woman fly to the sky? I never lie to anyone!"

Chen Yuanyuan said shyly and angrily: "What kind of flying into the sky is this? People are talking about the kind of ascension!"

Elder Yan Ge laughed loudly, leaned into Chen Yuanyuan's ear and said, "Since you want to ascend so much, this elder will go back and fulfill your wish. What's more, you will continue to ascend, how about beyond cloud nine?"

Chen Yuanyuan's face was red, her eyes rolled, she bit her lower lip, and said charmingly to Tai Tiansheng: ".〃Big talk! Don't be ashamed!"

Yan Song yelled strangely: "Why did the elder of this pavilion ever say such a big thing? He said that he will let you ascend, so he will let you ascend!"

Chen Yuanyuan rolled her eyes and said, "You are not allowed to take this whale tonic! That's what you can do."

"Xiao Nizi! I'm going to take care of you, and you still need to take the whale tonic?" Yan Song said righteously: "Even if you don't use medicine, this boss is a hundred times stronger than these guys who take medicine! If you don't accept it, let's fight!"

"Come here!" Chen Yuanyuan didn't show any weakness, and provoked Yan Song with a half-smile.

"What a reckless girl, dare to provoke the elder of this pavilion? Let you know how powerful she is!"

Yan Song put his arms around Chen Yuanyuan, laughed and ran back home.

After a while, an indescribable voice sounded from Yan Song's mansion. Compared with the surrounding voices, it was more delicate and charming, like a yellow warbler coming out of the valley, mellow and delicate~ti, the beauty of the voice surpassed the indescribable voices of the surrounding people. .

(Wang Liao's) "Master, master, you are really good. You are so good without eating whales. Yuanyuan is really convinced, you really can't do it."

Chen Yuanyuan began to beg for mercy with a crying voice.

"Hey, let you know how powerful the master is!"

The night gradually darkened, covering Tianjin Wei.

The harmonious voice of the Yan Mansion and the suspicious voices of every household in Tianjin Wei formed a symphony, and the whole Tianjin was immersed in the indescribable happiness brought by the whale.

This situation lasted for a few days, and then the number of women in Tianjin Weihuai~yu suddenly increased, forming a wave of baby boom.What's more interesting is that many of the babies born in this wave of shou~yu all have the same nickname: "Jingsheng", "Little Jing", "Jing'er", etc. These are their parents who are happy with their precious sons. To commemorate Lin'er sent by this whale.

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Chapter 560 The H Legend of the Prince and Hundred Officials [6]

The next day, the scandal of the crown prince and Xu Jie's group of officials going to the kiln was spread by Tang Lian'er, who didn't think it was a big deal.

In the streets and alleys of Tianjin, there are legends about Zuichun Pavilion last night.

This kind of thing happened once before, but it was Wang Bengu, the censor, but this time the protagonist is a hundred times more prominent, he is the prince of Ming Dynasty, plus more than 100 officials!

In the tea houses in Tianjin, tea drinkers gather together.

There is a saying in Daming, the so-called "Jingyouzi, Weizuizi, and Baodingfu's dog legs."

This city of Beijing produces oil, especially concentrated in the south of Beijing.It is the so-called "hunzi" in Beijing.

Baoding Mansion is the ancestral handicraft of the eunuchs. Since the Ming Dynasty, there have been eunuchs in Baoding Mansion, and they are all family handed down skills. Uncles pass on to nephews, handed down from one generation to the next. up.

Similarly, Tianjin Wei is famous for his mouth!

The so-called mouth is to play tricks and tell tales.

When these mouthpieces from Tianjin gather together, it will be lively.

The old and the young were bragging about it. Last night’s fierce battle, they bragged about the glorious record of being able to survive the golden 570 guns, fighting for one night, and making their mothers-in-law and aunts unable to get out of bed. Gun, in order to argue who is the best, they almost got into a fight.

After a while, the eyebrows began to dance again, gossip about the prince Xu Jie and others, and the romantic news in Tianjin Wei last night.

"Hey, Liu Lao Si, have you heard? Something big happened last night!"