The Head of the Ming Dynasty Spared His Life

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Yan Song smiled faintly: "[Compendium of Materia Medica], Li Shizhen! When he was traveling in Guizhou, he accidentally discovered the powerful effect of these herbs, which together form poisonous gas. In order to prevent poisoning, he deliberately recorded it as a taboo item. In the Compendium of Materia Medica, the old man of this pavilion happened to have seen this prescription before. Using it in reverse, it turns from a herbal medicine for saving lives to a poisonous gas for attacking the enemy!"

Lan Fenghuang slapped his head: "Li Shizhen, Doctor Li? I know him. He is under your command now? No wonder you are better at using herbs than us Miao girls."

As she said so, she looked at Yan Song's "Compendium of Materia Medica" with a pair of Jianshui Qiutong full of deep meaning, and the desire was self-evident.

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Hmong, the thirst for herbal knowledge is boundless.It's just that their level of medical understanding of herbal medicine is definitely far behind that of Central Earth, and it cannot be compared with Li Shizhen, a genius doctor who came out every few thousand years.

However, although Lan Fenghuang longed for [Compendium of Materia Medica], he couldn't open his mouth in the face of Yan Song, the savior of the whole family.

On the other hand, Ah Man was not polite, and hugged Yan Song's arm again, shaking and shaking coquettishly: "Big villain, big villain, no wonder you are so smart, so you have a genius doctor Li Shizhen under your command. Can you give this book to Ah Man? Is it also necessary for Ah Man to study witchcraft..."

One big one, one small, two beauties, all with beautiful eyes, staring at Yan Song's Compendium of Materia Medica.

Yan Song smiled, put away the Compendium of Materia Medica, and pointed to the outside: "Let's not talk about this for now. It's important to deal with the enemy first."

Only then did Lan Fenghuang and Ah Man realize that the Yi Miao I went outside was not dead yet.

They hurried to the city.

On the city wall, with the burning of herbs, the poisonous smoke in the big wooden barrel has gradually thinned out, and people can stand on it.

Under the city wall outside, Singer coughed so badly that he wanted to die.

He is also worthy of being Salim's confidant military adviser. After all, he is a person who has read books. He has a lot of ideas. When he was in a hurry, he also came up with a way and shouted: "Quick! Everyone take off your clothes and pee on them! Pee!" Cover your nose and mouth with shi's clothes to prevent you from getting fainted. Hurry up."

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Chapter 909 Enemy Fleeing [1]

Ps: The chapter number is wrong, it will be changed tomorrow.

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With Singer's reminder, the Miao Yi people who were "riding the clouds and fog" in the poisonous smoke woke up like a dream.

They took off their pants one after another (Miao Yi didn't wear a shirt), and all of them were naked and started to pee...

Then they all praised the military division for being amazing and resourceful!

On the city wall, Lan Fenghuang, Ah Man and other Baimiao clan were dumbfounded.

Ah Man blushed a little, spat and said: "These Yi Miao are so shameless, they actually piss with their buttocks naked, it's really disgusting."

But regardless of whether Yi Miao was sick or not, they held back their coughs one by one, and after urinating, they picked up their pants full of urine and covered their faces...

Then they all vomited.

I'll go, the smell of pants + urine 1 + poisonous smoke "five-eight-seven" smell, this is sour...

Even Singer couldn't help throwing up.

Even if it's my own urine, I'm covering my mouth and nose while drinking, it feels so much better...

On the city wall, seeing those Ah San and Yi Miao wet their trousers with their own piss, cover their mouth and nose, and their faces looked like they were lost, the Bai Miao were all laughing...

"Hahaha!"

"This taste is authentic!"

Even Ah Man, who loves to play tricks on people, laughed so hard that he couldn't get up on the ground. He pointed at Yan Song and rubbed his stomach, laughing: "Big villain! Big villain! You are such a big villain!"

Yan Song rolled his eyes, your sister is not the one who always makes them pee their pants and cover their mouth...

However, although Singer's move is disgusting and invincible in the universe, it does make sense in theory.

Sure enough, with the barrier of urine and pants, the barbarian seedlings stood firm in the poisonous smoke, looking viciously at the city wall of the village with eyes full of hatred...

"It's all of them! It made us drink urine. Gudong, ahhhh! Another mouthful of urine!" Singer howled: "But the poisonous smoke is useless to us, kill me!"

He was so angry that he would never forget this sourness and authenticity for the rest of his life.

The Yi Miao were like a group of zombies in [Resident Evil], they stood up one by one, covered their mouths and noses, and rushed out.

"What to do? They're coming again!" Ah Man exclaimed.

Yan Song rolled his eyes, took the time off, opened the [Compendium of Materia Medica], and began to recite: "There is also a collection of folk prescriptions here, which can attract poisonous snakes with a radius of a hundred miles. Hurry up and prepare."

Ah Man clapped his hands, took Fang Zi, and ran away excitedly.

Tricky, is her favorite.

The whole Miao Yi was even more happy.

More than 20 big roosters had their throats cut, sprayed with hot blood, and were thrown out of the city wall, and then dropped a dozen kinds of herbs...

Then, Singer took those wildly charging Yimiao, and was shocked to find that there seemed to be an ominous sound from the surrounding trees and dense forest, and they quickly entered from a distance...

Then, they saw all kinds of poisonous snakes...

Bamboo leaf green, seven-inch flower, three-cornered head, bamboo poisonous python, hundred-step fall...

There are [-] mountains in Guizhou, the place where snakes are born. In the Song Dynasty, there was a "Snake Catcher Talk", which was about snake catching in Guizhou.

There are tens of thousands of these poisonous snakes, as if in heat, they rushed out frantically, surrounded those unlucky Miao Yi on the mountain road, and bit everyone they encountered.