I Don't Want to Be Licked by Girls Anymore

This is my eighth book, and the previous books will not be mentioned. I am also an old fritter that I have written for many years, but every time I put it on the shelves, I feel empty, because I don’t know what kind of results it will bring.

I'm a full-time author, and I'm in the process of double-opening now. Maybe for you guys, this book is just one of the many books you've read, but for me, this is the world I've tried my best to shape. Every one of them has my perception of the world, and then presents it in this way.

Lin Xiaoxiao is my split. When I was in elementary school, I was fine. After I got to junior high school, I was almost invisible. I found that my understanding of the world was always one step behind others, and I was also relatively stupid. Others recited words at the same time as me. He finished it in half an hour, and then went to the game hall to have a good time. I memorized the results at noon and waited for the teacher's assessment in the afternoon. I was not as good as others.

So I want to create a character that relies on hard work, because I work hard but fail, just like writing a novel, my talent is very average, except for persistence, writing and plot control are all slowly practiced over the years. .

Maybe everyone knows the prototype of Yan Yuzaki, Nishinomiya Glass!The reason why I like this character the most is because she is a strong version of Nishinomiya Glass. There are many stories about this character. My positioning of her is the confidant of the protagonist, of course!The theme of this book is licking, and she is still licking dogs.

The role of elder sister is almost standard since I wrote novels. My first book was through sister, the second book was through sister, the third book was through sister, the fourth book was through sister, until Yingli Li's book was through sister again.

I like to assign this kind of role to the protagonist, but the style of this novel is relaxed. Originally, I planned to write a sister Bingshan, but the editor rejected it, but I think I am a bit stupid. If the role of sister is really Iceberg, didn't the protagonist become a hard worker?Does not fit the theme.

The role of Qin Huaiyu is the perfect form of my social cognition. She is the winner in life, but not the real winner. It is related to the follow-up story, so that's all I have to say.

In fact, there are still a few characters that haven't appeared, because I sometimes confuse men's rights with women's rights. If even I fainted, wouldn't you be even more dizzy watching.

So I'm taking care of the plot, and the new characters in the future will have their own personalities.

Having said so much, I’m actually telling everyone that I’ve done books, but I’m basically a pigeon when I don’t know what to do. Even if my grades are poor, I’ll finish the book. This is my habit since writing books, unless it’s a A last resort, but this is rarely the case.

So everyone can subscribe with confidence. I am 120% sure that this book will be finished. The length of my reservation is about 150 million to [-] million. That’s all I have to say. I hope everyone can support it——sincerely hope everyone I was able to subscribe, and I was able to finish writing a book, not only by myself, but by the subscriptions of all my brothers and sisters!

Chapter 87 begins

Early in the morning, Xie Can woke up from his sleep, and his hand subconsciously stretched out to the side, trying to find the phone that was ringing the alarm clock, but...the phone was not found, but a soft mass.

It's very big, very soft, and feels good in the hand, and after one pinch, I want to pinch it a second time, and even want to lick it.

"Xiao Can?"

When the voice of doubt came, Xie Can looked up in a daze, only to see Xie Lingyun's blank face, he looked down at his palm.

The deformed Opie looks... still very attractive, but his hand is on it.

"Good morning." Xie Can calmly retracted his palm and said.

"I'm going to wash up." Xie Lingyun smiled. Her brother used to like to sleep with things in his arms. Last night, he said it was a pillow, but it was actually a pillow all night.

It's just that Oupai couldn't stand being rubbed like this, and couldn't let her brother see her fat times.

Looking at the tall figure who ran out in a hurry and didn't even wear shoes, Xie Can slapped his hand hard.

"Show me some restraint, my sister just likes you to make you mess up like this, you have to endure until the college entrance examination." After silently condemning himself in the bottom of his heart, Xie Can couldn't help but put his hand on the tip of his nose.

A faint scent surrounds him, his eyes are red, his sister is... familiar!

……

Morning exercise, breakfast, and the usual ordinary life. Xie Can asked Lin Xiaoxiao's mother what was going on. The girl answered hesitantly, saying that there was no problem.

In this regard, Xie Can can only comfort the girl. When they make money in the future, let her mother change her job and stop moving bricks at the construction site.

Lin Xiaoxiao nodded, but was as taciturn as usual.

The days of school were very calm. The Zhang brothers were probably warned by the dean of the school that they didn't come to trouble again. Xie Can was happy and even forgot Qin Huaiyu's agreement. He didn't intend to get involved with Chen Rui's business. .

Some things can be helped, but some things are unnecessary. They have rectified the Zhang brothers here, and they can leave. Anyway, they are not from this school.

But Xie Can can't, unless he plans to transfer schools and doesn't care about other people's opinions, it doesn't mean that he can ignore other people's feelings.If this matter is big, even if it is not his fault, in order to calm the situation, the school will find a way to find someone to take the blame.

If there is no conflict, Xie Can can help to inquire about the news, but after the conflict, he is the best suspect.

It's like having a case!

Busy working with Yan Yusaki to complete the full version of the Pure Land of Bliss, writing a copy, trying to plan the first filming, and promising Lin Xiaoxiao to earn more than [-] yuan this month, but one third of this month has passed, although two Man's reputation has been beaten, but nothing works yet.

In the next 20 days, he only has ten days to complete the filming, and the rest of the time will be used for publicity, waiting for fermentation, and then attracting sponsors to move on.

So... he's very busy, and it's not a big deal with Zhang Chi.

……

In this fulfilling daily life, the weekend came, and it was Saturday again. Xie Can took Lin Xiaoxiao home after practicing early in the morning and having breakfast to prepare for the first shooting.

Shooting funny short videos does not require high equipment. The only difficulty is editing and post-production, as well as copywriting and themes. After thinking about this, Xie Can will start from social phenomena, first of all, some things that happened this year.

For example, in the case of Li Tianyi, and the point of singing as a major general, he will guide Lin Xiaoxiao to complain.

Xie Can is very confident in this point. He likes to entertain himself since he was a child, and he has also done self-media. He has experience in reading lines and spoofing. The difficulty is how to get Lin Xiaoxiao to enter the state.

In the room, Xie Lingyun was helping to shoot while Xie Can looked at Lin Xiaoxiao who had changed into men's clothes.

"What we want to shoot is the same as cross talk, understand." Xie Can explained in the most popular way.

"But this line... Why does Xie Can call me little brother, and I also want to say old brother?" Lin Xiaoxiao pointed to the title and asked.

"Don't ask such useless questions." Xie Can patted the girl on the shoulder and said, "Just press the top."

"Then...this is tenaciously refusing, and there is also a tall one, is this criticizing square dancing?" Lin Xiaoxiao picked out another paragraph: "Why does it seem strange, square dancing is obviously very down-to-earth, why is it It's suddenly very noble."

The corners of Xie Can's eyes jumped wildly. He actually wrote a false proposition about a Chinese-style uncle (the aunt is gone). Most of the whole article is satirical in a way of ridicule and spit, but Lin Xiaoxiao's honesty makes him feel distressed.

It's not that this girl can't understand it, it's just that she didn't accept the baptism of Internet culture.

"Student Xiaoxiao, anyway! Just do what you do, and then read the lines in the tone I need." Xie Can put his hands on Lin Xiaoxiao's shoulder and said, "Can you do it?"

Wearing a wig, some hairy girls looked at Xie Can who was close at hand, and nodded with a blushing face.