You're Lazy, Dracula

Siegfried.

This is the name of the hero who slaughtered the monster army and protected the civilians in the rumors circulated by the French civilians.

This name was written by an unknown person in Northern Europe. The protagonist in the handed down German epic "Song of the Nibelungen" slaughtered the evil dragon Fafnir with the magic sword Balmunch, so he bathed in dragon blood and gained The invulnerable body and the treasure of the dragon.This person is also a warm-hearted hero in the legend. If others ask him for help, this guy will rack his brains to find a way to complete it. Of course, he also confessed to his own character in the end.

Siegfried later fell in love with Klimhilt, the sister of King Gunter of Burgundy and proposed to her, but the King of Burgundy wanted Brunhilde, Queen of Iceland, so he asked Siegfried for help. Own.

In order to get his beloved woman, Siegfried helped Gunter defeat the Saxons. Because Brunhilde swore that he would only submit to men stronger than her, Siegfried disguised himself as the king of Burgundy and defeated the Saxons. Brynhilde made Gunther marry the Icelandic queen Brynhildr, and was allowed to marry Klimhilt.

Of course, this Brünhilde is not Brünhilde. Although the legend of Siegfried was originally created by Sister Bu's beloved, Sigurd, but in the legend of Sigurd , Brunhilde is the Valkyrie Valkyrie, the daughter of Odin, and in Siegfried's epic, Brunhilde is the queen of Iceland.

Later, when this incident was revealed, Brunhilde felt resentful against Siegfried, so he instigated the courtier Hagen, who had failed in pursuing Siegfried's wife, to kill Siegfried with a conspiracy, and sent him from the dragon Fafnir. All the treasures obtained there sank into the river.

It can be seen from this that people must learn to reject unreasonable requests from others, otherwise they will not know how they will die when the time comes.

It is worth mentioning that Siegfried's wife, Krimhild, later married Attila, king of the Huns, in order to avenge her husband's murder. Hagen.As for how in this world, Siegfried was put on a hat by a girl from the king, and how a girl from the king became a receiver, Dracula doesn't know, and he doesn't bother to use his ability to know, please everyone Imagine for yourself.

People who have their own epics are naturally heroic spirits, and Siegfried should be quite powerful, but such a person, according to Gu Dazi, was actually singled out by that killer servant named [Phantom of the Opera] Press and rub on the ground.If Gudazi and the others hadn't arrived in time, Siegfried might have been sent back to the Hall of Valor by a murderous servant.

This killing rank is not Wang Hassan's kind of killing rank with three red cards facing everything head-on. If the hair is there, it will definitely explode.

With the help of Gu Dazi and others, Siegfried successfully defeated [Phantom of the Opera], and then the elder sister-like servant who came to support with an army of monsters deliberately let them go .

It was only later, when resting in a safe place, that Siegfried explained to the others why he was so weak.

Not long after Fei Ge was summoned, he saw the scene of numerous heroic spirits attacking the town to deliver "Christmas gifts". Armor] and the magic sword [Balmonk], Siegfried alone fought against multiple Heroic Spirits——

Then get kicked out of the shit.

However, since he was not sent back to the Hall of Valor, it can also reflect Siegfried's strength from the side. After the battle, when Siegfried was seriously injured and fled in embarrassment, he met a plush toy riding a reindeer on the road. cute little girl.

The little girl looked up at him at a 45-degree angle, her pitiful face and eyes could arouse the instinct of all lolicons.The little girl gave him a cute smile and handed Brother Fei a gift box.

Brother Fei took it, and was haunted by dozens of curses flying out of the gift box, almost belching on the spot.

"The question now is..."

Matthew said to Dracula on the other side of the phone:

"We need to find someone who can lift the curse on Mr. Siegfried. If we can successfully lift the curse on Mr. Siegfried, we must be able to get a lot of help."

The junior girl sorted out the situation in an orderly manner, but Dracula's attention was attracted by the noise on the phone. The noise seemed to be the voice of Emiya Kiritsugu talking with another dull man. Emiya Kiritsugu's voice actually sounded very happy, as if he had found a like-minded friend.

Dracula had never seen such a side of the indifferent murderer Batman, so he was very curious.

"Mr. Dracula, are you listening?"

Mash's doubtful voice came, and Dracula was awakened.

"Oh, it's okay, I'm listening."

Dracula came back to his senses and replied:

"You're talking about lifting the curse on that hapless Heroic Spirit, right? Tell me about your plan."

"Yes, it is so."

Matthew explained:

"Because Mr. Siegfried is too defenseless, the curse on his body is very serious. In the current situation, at least two Catholic saints need to chant together to be able to lift it."

"A Catholic saint?"

Dracula thought about it. On his side, Joan of Arc, who was posthumously named a saint, should be regarded as one, but Black Joan of Arc should not be able to do it. The magic power in her body has become evil.Dracula thought for a while, looking for a saint who doesn't know if he exists in this singularity is probably going to be a lot of running around. It's better to let Gudazi and the others bring the person here directly, and at worst he can do it himself. Geoffrey breaks the curse.

You must know that Dracula's status in their church was no lower than that of Joan of Arc. In terms of divine arts, a little village girl like Joan of Arc who only prayed during her lifetime was even worse than him, a genuine paladin.

So he said to Matthew:

"So are you going to look for the saint now? I suggest you just bring Siegfried over here."

"But we already have a saint here."

Matthew replied:

"Then you just need to find another one."

"What? Already have one?"

Dracula said in a somewhat envious tone:

"Damn it, your luck is really good..."

"what?"

"It's okay, it just so happens that we still have a genuine Saintess native to France."

Dracula said to Matthew:

"Exactly, you can bring him over to join us tomorrow, we are in the town of Thiers."

22. Confluence

After resting in Thiers for one night, the next day, Dracula and his party returned the key to the house where Qing Ji and Elizabeth lived before to the city hall of Thiers, and then the people of Thiers saw In the eyes of the savior, he walked out of the city of Thiers.

Those civilians in Thières, when they saw Dracula take Elizabeth away, they looked at him as if they saw the rebirth of Jesus Christ, full of earnest yearning and urgent urging meaning.

"Wow, this is the first time I've seen French civilians look at things other than the cross with that kind of eyes."