You're Lazy, Dracula

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"Okay, let's talk about serious business now. It just so happens that today's banquet is a very perfect timing, so should we take the initiative to act as Miss Naiyako said... Although I believe that Mrs. Dracula's Concentration and laziness, but that guy named Astolfo is no small matter, as you have seen, it seems that this strange contrast on him is more able to arouse men's desires. So, I think we should perhaps be a little more active."

"You're right, but..."

Elizabeth replied with some distress:

"But have you ever thought about what we will look like and what we should do if Lord Dracula rejects us when we take the initiative to attack?"

Because of some experiences during her lifetime, Elizabeth is more aware of these problems, because in her life, she was a prisoner imprisoned in a gorgeous castle, and she never received care, and no one came to teach her good and evil, so she grew up. to do that kind of thing.

"I don't know about that either."

Joan of Arc hesitated for a moment, and suddenly thought of something, and said to the other girls with a cheerful face:

"Ah, yes, I don't know what to do, but we can ask God..."

She suddenly remembered her reserved skill [Revelation A], which is Joan of Arc, as a saint, has the same fouling skills as the stupid king's intuition, and the stupid king's intuition can basically only be used in combat. However, this [Revelation] of Joan of Arc can be used in all aspects of life, it can be described as a very unusual and very convenient skill.

"Wait for me to pray for a while."

Joan gave the other three girls a thumbs up, and then folded her hands together and closed her eyes under their anxious, distrustful and curious gazes.

"Lord, please hear my call..."

Jeanne said piously.

At the same time, Dracula, who was lying motionless on the chair in the original room, suddenly heard a familiar female voice, sounding like she wanted to communicate with him.Dracula, who was half asleep and half awake, touched one of his ears, and replied to the voice in a daze:

"Hey, you made a mistake, this is KFC takeaway..."

43. Self-inflicted, self-inflicted?

After dazedly replying this sentence to this somewhat familiar female voice, Dracula took the initiative to hang up the link with her, twisted his body on the chair, and continued to lie down with his eyes closed and slack off.

"Ugh?"

Feeling that her prayer was actively hung up by the other party, Joan of Arc couldn't help feeling a little dazed.She has never encountered such a situation before, although she did not actively trigger the [Revelation A] skill after leaving this world with Castlevania.

Of course, what Joan didn’t know was that the God she believed in, the God of the Moon World, was rumored to be the vest of the primate restraining force Alaya, and at the moment of [Humanism Burning], Alaya Everyone knows what it looks like, not to mention answering Joan's complaint call, even if she opened her eyes and took a look at Gaia who was watching eagerly, it would be extremely difficult.Under such circumstances, Joan's [Revelation] should have lost its effect without one of the subjects, but it happened that Dracula had eaten a god, and that god In any case, it can be regarded as a handle that can be mixed in the multiverse. In this way, there will naturally be subtle connections between the two subjects who are similar to each other. In the case of the street, Joan's [Revelation] dialed to Dracula, the subject who was closest to her and conformed to the element of "God".

And Dracula never answered this kind of revelation like a life consultation. He fell asleep for hundreds of thousands of years after devouring God. In the era when he woke up, there were almost no pious believers like Joan of Arc who could do it. It's time for a single person to communicate directly with the supreme leader.And in addition, Dracula is now in a half-dream and half-awake state of confusion, and his mind is basically in a paste shape. As for the [revelation] from Joan of Arc just now, Dracula now thinks that he has received a punch. Wrong call.There is also a telephone installed in Castlevania, mainly for Wuzhi to prevent people who can cook at home from being away, and the rest of the people can use this phone to call the takeaway of the world that has a takeaway service, so that they will not be hungry.

"what happened?"

Seeing Joan of Arc open her eyes with some doubts, Black Joan of Arc next to her asked a little gloatingly:

"That unreliable ability of yours has failed? I just said that feudal superstition is bad..."

"No, [Revelation] has successfully taken effect..."

Joan looked at the other three girls with a confused face.

"But it seems that I received a strange place. The other party said he was a KFC takeaway..."

"Is there still KFC takeaway in this state?"

After Black Joan answered in doubt, she immediately changed the subject and patted Joan on the shoulder.

"Hey, why did you just hang up... You should have ordered a takeaway just now!"

"No, before I finished speaking, the other party just hung up."

Joan was also a little confused, she touched her braids, and continued:

"Let me try again..."

The saint closed her eyes and prayed again, and then, a vague connection radiated from her body to the void outside the world, and then, this connection was transferred back to Jia from the void outside the world. In another room of Ledi, there is a man lying lazily on a chair who is about to fall asleep.

"Lord, please hear my prayer..."

Jeanne murmured again.

Although her voice is not loud, but because the [Revelation] skill seems to have its own amplification effect, this voice is actually very clear to Dracula, so the latter was awakened again in a half-dream, he Covering one of his ears irritably, he replied impatiently:

"Hey, miss, I told you that you made a mistake, here is 110..."

After finishing speaking, Dracula hung up Joan's "phone" again.

"..."

Joan turned her head in a daze, and looked at the three girls behind her who were looking at her eagerly.

"What? Didn't work again?"

Elizabeth asked.

"This time it became 110 again..."

Joan touched her face in distress, and said doubtfully:

"Strange, I have never encountered such a situation, how could my [revelation] be received by the takeaway and the police station?"

"Miss Joan..."

Qing Ji asked hesitantly:

"Is your [Revelation] skill really effective..."