You're Lazy, Dracula

Dracula lazily replied:

"As for punishment, I'm not interested, and I don't want to move."

"Ah? But for a lord like you who lives in the castle, if your subjects attack you, you should definitely impose punishment measures. Xiaoyu, I have wandered on the earth for so many years, what kind of person I haven’t seen it before. Those Western lords just like to play this trick. If the person who offends him is a man, he will be whipped and thrown into the Colosseum for fun. If it is a woman, the poor-looking one will be whipped. Once thrown into the Colosseum, the pretty ones will use this as an excuse to do this and that to them..."

Tamamo sat down beside Dracula, wagging his tail, and said to Dracula seriously:

"This is what I saw with my own eyes. I've seen many such things. You really don't look like the lord of a castle at all."

"Oh, you look very experienced."

Dracula lazily moved his eyeballs and looked at Tamamo.

"Could it be that when those lords impose [punishment] on their female subjects, you just quietly watch from the side?"

"Haha, how come..."

Yuzao laughed before, and said seriously:

"I'm just accumulating experience for the practice of the way of a good wife. Can the matter of a good wife be called peeping?"

"You really went to see it..."

Dracula looked at her speechlessly:

"Then if I punish you and ask you to do something like this, will you agree?"

"Of course it won't work..."

Tamazamo's face immediately turned red, and she replied in a panic:

"Although Mr. Dracula is a unique handsome guy, Xiaoyu, I am not the kind of casual woman. I, I know that a naturally beautiful person like me can easily arouse men's possessive desires, but Xiaoyu I attach great importance to marriage, and if I want to do this or that, I will only do it with my husband."

Yuzao was talking before, but he closed his eyes again, pressed his chest, showing a triumphant expression, and the fox tail behind him also dangled triumphantly.

"Well, I'm not going to do it to you either. If I do, other people will clean me up."

Dracula lazily turned his head away.

"By the way, Miss Yuzao, you are quite narcissistic."

"Just call me Xiaoyu."

Tamamo said very seriously:

"Also, Mr. Dracula, I don't think this is called narcissism, it's called self-confidence. Xiaoyu, I am a narcissist with narcissistic capital~~"

Dracula didn't speak any more, and stayed where he was waiting for the banquet to start, and Tamamoqian also fell silent, seeing that Dracula didn't pay attention to that matter, and now he doesn't pay attention to her anymore, Tamamoqian sat down After a while, he also rolled up his sleeves and walked into the kitchen to help.

Dracula looked up at the steel ceiling of Chaldea, and suddenly felt several eyes watching him quietly.He turned his head slowly, but those peeping eyes disappeared in the direction of the kitchen.

"..."

Dracula probed a little with his own perception, and found that it was Joan of Arc and the other four girls who were secretly peeping at him.

Always feel weird.

Dracula thought about it for a while, and then gave up because he found it troublesome.

45. The show is about to begin

The banquet officially started.

Although it was the request of Queen Mary of France on a whim, she quickly used her unique personality charm to obtain the consent of most people. In addition, Roman also had her own considerations in it, so the banquet was held smoothly. .

Of course, it was obvious that Queen Mary could not do the preparations for the banquet herself, and it was obvious that she, who was spoiled and spoiled during her lifetime, could not meet this requirement.Even though she has an amiable personality, Queen Mary still stands on the ruling class after all. She can only tell others to hold a banquet, but she cannot hold a banquet herself.

Therefore, Roman, the director of Chaldea, could only ask Ms. Wuzhi from Castlevania to help him.And Wu Zhi also had considerations in this regard, and used this banquet to celebrate the four of Joan of Arc who had just returned, so she agreed to Roman's request and was in charge of organizing the banquet.

Now there are too many people in Chaldea and Castlevania, and the general table is obviously not enough for this group of people to sit together. In order to enhance the relationship between all parties, in addition, the ordinary staff in Chaldea, next to the hero It was a little nervous for them to sit, so Wuzhi divided the seats of the people without combat ability and the group of heroic spirits into two groups, and placed them on two tables.

The purpose of doing this, in addition to avoiding tension, is also to prevent these emotional heroic spirits from fighting and accidentally injuring the technicians of Chaldea.

"So, why are you sitting here..."

Dracula looked at Roman who was sitting not far from him, squinted his eyes and asked:

"You guy, now that you don't have that ability, don't come to this muddy water. If these guys really fight and you die in the aftermath, it will be ridiculous..."

"No...it's okay, I'm here to see Mary kissing."

Roman showed a very nympho smile at the cake queen who was surrounded by Mozart, Sanson and Dion opposite him.

"Mary, I'm actually your fan too, [Vive la France!]"

"Vive la France!"

Mary on the other side smiled happily, covered her cheeks and replied:

"Oh, thank you so much for your compliment."

"Your Highness Mary, why bother with this kind of person."

Dion next to Mary glanced at Roman with some disgust, and said:

"Look at his disgusting expression, he must be a good-for-nothing guy who didn't run away."

Roman clutched his chest, buried his head and remained silent, while Mary was smoothing things over with a smile.