The Two-dimensional Life of the Traveler is So Salty

Hiratsuka Jing had a relaxed expression of "I like you", and smiled while patting Ye Zheng's shoulder, which made him feel helpless.

"The task is very simple, I just need you to help me run around!"

She took out an A4 paper from the pocket of her white coat and handed it to Ye Zheng:

"I'll give you an address, you can ask some questions for me, just make a record and bring it back to me, how about it, it's very simple!"

Seeing Jing Hiratsuka happy like a child who successfully obtained candy from his parents, Ye Zheng, who was once again amazed by her cute appearance, became extremely soft in his heart, although he still tried his best to keep the firm expression on his face .

"These questions are related to "marriage", right? And it seems that information can be found online, right?"

Ye Zheng raised his gaze from the paper, and asked with a puzzled face, he had clearly expressed it clearly, could it be that Jing Keai was pretending to be stupid on purpose?

"Although it is true as you said, but of course, I, who have a sense of responsibility, want to find someone who has come here to consult first-hand information! The address I gave you is a friend of mine who is already so old!"

Hiratsuka Shizuka's carefree appearance made Ye Zheng deeply doubt the credibility of her words.

"Could it be that Sister Jing is worried that there is too much information on the Internet, too complicated, and she doesn't want to be fed dog food while browsing?"

Well, looking at the cute Jing who seemed to lose all his strength in an instant and fell to his knees, barely supporting his body with his hands on the ground, Ye Zhengxiang also knew that he had guessed right.

[Facing such a cute Jing alone—what if I really want to touch her head?How to do? 】

Ye Zheng tried his best to fight against the impulsive self in his mind, forcibly held back his thoughts of death, and stretched out his hand to help Jing Keai up:

"Even so, sister Jing, you can go there by yourself, right? Or contact by phone or internet, why do you have to..."

Before Ye Zheng could say "inquire through me", Hiratsuka Shizuka interrupted him:

"I don't want to talk to the person who abandoned us and got married early. He will be ridiculed. He will definitely be ridiculed to the point of committing suicide!"

"Sister Jing, some of your friends of the same age are already married. I thought..."

At that moment, Ye Zheng felt a gust of wind whistling past - Hiratsuka Shizuka's fist, fierce and fierce...

Author's message:

ps: Can you guess it?Who is Jing Keai's married friend?Although I can't comment, it seems that I can still pass the postscript of the reward?If someone guesses correctly before the next update comes out, it will be even better!

Chapter 217: The famous "Izumi Masamune"

Sitting on the seat, spinning his pen in boredom, Ye Zheng couldn't help reflecting: What happened to himself recently?

Whether it is the decline in IQ that has been attributed to the strange flower of Yamada Goblin, or the continuous death in front of Jing Kei today.

Maybe it's because I was influenced by the wonderful Yamada goblin, and because I suffered from the goblin's "aura of subduing wisdom", that's why I keep touching the taboo of Jing and cute today?

Finding an inexplicable reason for himself, Ye Zheng didn't notice at all whether his own IQ was really above the mark when he came to such a conclusion.

All in all, the boring sixth class is over!

Although the information he got today made Ye Zheng regretfully broke the established point of view in his mind that "all the women of the same age that Jing Keai knew would not be able to marry", but he didn't take this matter too seriously for the time being.

Not catching up with Yukino Yukino who was in a hurry, even though they were in the same class and had the same destination, Ye Zheng picked up his backpack and walked out of the classroom slowly.

When he arrived at the service department, Yukinoshita Yukino had already made black tea and was sitting quietly reading a book. Hikigaya Hachiman, who was missing yesterday, had also arrived.

"Is Hachiman so early today?"

It was a bit unexpected, although I knew that Hikigaya Hachiman was not the kind of person who would stop coming to the service department because of the misunderstanding with Yuigahama, but his absence from work yesterday did shake him a little.

"You are too late, you are in the same class as Yukinoshita!"

"This is a manifestation of the different attitudes towards life. Living like Yukinoshita must be very tiring. Anyway, it's not a very urgent matter. What's more, people who were absent from work yesterday are not qualified to say that!"

Seemingly a little dissatisfied with the conversation between the two and involving herself in it, Yukinoshita Yukino put the book on the table, put her hands together on her lap, and looked at Ye Zheng:

"It is because of such an attitude that Mr. Xianyu has made his debut for so many years and is still not stunned!"

"Wait a minute, Yukinoshita, what you mean by that..."

Not only Ye Zheng, but even Hikigu Hachiman's dead fish eyes widened. Yukinoshita Yukino's speech obviously shocked them a little.

"Is there a problem? Masamune Izumi, teacher?"

Yukinoshita Yukino tilted her head slightly, it was supposed to be used to reflect the cuteness of her movements, combined with her cold expression, it is simply indescribably strange, just like Yukinoshita Yukino took the initiative to understand the light novel Same thing.

"Hey, hey, is it true, Yukinoshita, you actually want to learn about light novels?"

Biqigu Hachiman's reaction was bigger than Ye Zheng's. Ye Zheng was very familiar with the similar situation. He also reacted in the same way when he found out that one of Jing's lovely female friends of the same age was married at noon today.

——As if, the inherent common sense in the brain was smashed to pieces!

"Isn't it strange? Isn't Zaimuza's commission related to light novels? When you encounter something you don't know, you will take the initiative to learn about it. This is an instinctive reaction of human beings. Are your brains still at the level of apes?"

"The point of the question is not that you know the light novel industry, but how you know the situation of the pseudonym Masamune Izumi, right?"

As Yukinoshita Yukino said, after Yoshiki Zaikiza submitted the commission of "reading light novels and giving opinions", he was not surprised that Yukinoshita Yukino, who had never known light novels before, would take the initiative to wander about relevant information. After all, she is so serious and pursues perfection so much!

Although he didn't speak, Hikigu Hachiman's eyes revealed a rare curiosity. Obviously, even if you want to understand the knowledge of light novels, you don't need to know the situation of a writer who is not considered best-selling.

"As the minister of the Ministry of Service, of course I have to get to know the members, let alone my slave...deputy minister!"

"You were about to say the word 'slave' again just now! Besides, didn't it happen yesterday that you forced me to become the deputy minister? Don't tell me that you only knew about it yesterday!"

When he heard Yukinoshita Yukino's aggressive address, he couldn't get angry. How could he have thought that Yukinoshita Yukino would do such a thing as secretly recording, and even use the recording to coerce him into becoming a deputy minister. The character image is completely perfect. It's broken, okay?

"Oh? Didn't the deputy director fool Hiratsuka-sensei?"

"It's really the same speech..."

Yukinoshita Yukino helplessly held her forehead with her hand, and the slight swaying movement did not know whether she was speechless because of the thoughts of these two people, or because of what happened to Shizuka Hiratsuka.

"This question can be ignored directly, forget about it, Hachiman!"

Ye Zheng knew very well that Jing Keai would not fail to guess that he was fooled at that time, but he knew that the past was over, and if he kept mentioning it, he was not sure whether he would be punished by Iron Fist.

Perhaps, Yukinoshita Yukino also made herself the deputy head of the service department out of this consideration?

Looking at Yukinoshita Yukino profoundly in surprise, Ye Zheng shook his head in his mind:

【Impossible, although Xue Xia's character design collapsed, it obviously doesn't mean that she will understand these ways of the world, it must be just out of bad taste! 】

"Don't Mr. Xianyu know? The name Izumi Masamune is very famous these days. It seems that it is because of his grievances with another light novel writer named Yamada Goblin, which has aroused very heated discussions..."

Ye Zheng believes that this is definitely not an illusion, he definitely saw Yukino Yukino's malicious smile!

"Is it called 'rotten girl'? Mr. Xianyu's pseudonym is very popular with them now."

"What's the meaning??"

Although in his opinion, Yukinoshita Yukino's character design has been ruined by the author, but her character of not talking nonsense must still exist, that is to say:

"What the hell is it popular with rotten women?"

Ye Zheng's expression was a little dull. Indeed, he was not timely in following up some information on the Internet, and he seldom bothered to understand the current industry information, but the name "Yamada Fairy" was enough to ring his alarm bells.

"I know this too, or rather, any forum related to Two-dimensional is more or less involved. After all, one of the protagonists, Yamada Goblin, was once on the Oricon No. 1 list, and it is rumored that he is A best-selling author who is animating novels."

Hikigu Hachiman looked at Ye Zheng with a strange and complicated expression, he seemed to be relieved:

"The news that Yamada Goblin-sensei and Izumi Masamune are suspected to be out of the closet is a very hot topic in the acgn circle. I also found out about it after I heard Ebina mention the name 'Izumi Masamune' in class today. , I didn't expect you to be..."

Author's message:

ps: The ps in the last chapter seems to be a one-man show...the more embarrassing you get used to it...

ps2: Well, the role of the goblin appeared, leading to a little change in Yukinoshita, strengthening the connection between the teacher and the current filling group, and other...

Chapter 218: The truth is not important

Facts have proved that even though Fairy Yamada has been caught by the editor and taken to the little black room, to Ye Zheng, she is still in a state of lingering ghosts.

The origin of the matter lies in the previous interaction on Twitter. When Ye Zheng was invited to the Yamada Fairy's house, the Yamada Fairy's Twitter update was like a live broadcast (Chapter 155!).

The ferment of the matter was the next day after that, when the fairy came to Ye Zheng's house at the invitation of Sagiri, and the fairy Yamada, who always liked to update her daily life on Twitter, mentioned it again.

Obviously the theme should be Mr. Eromanga and Mr. Yamada Fairy, but the fans' attention is all on Izumi Masamune mentioned in it!

What really attracted the attention of the army of rotten women on the Internet was Goblin’s Twitter yesterday. After Ye Zheng Gaomi attracted Yamada Chris to take her away, Goblin updated all kinds of complaints and curses on Twitter through some means...

Such as "Masamune, you actually informed...", "Abandoned by Izumi Masamune...", "Masamune, come and save me from the editor...", "I believe you..."

Yamada Fairy, before her communication tools were confiscated and thrown into a small black room, she updated many tweets at a very high frequency in a very short period of time, which completely ignited the "enthusiasm" of fans

……

Ye Zheng had already browsed Yamada Goblin's twitter at this time, and was staring blankly at the pile of information he got after he entered the keyword "Izumi Masamune & Yamada Goblin" in the search engine. Although he hasn't clicked in yet, it's enough to give him a headache!

Yamada Fairy!Xia Shizi!

Ye Zheng feels how gloomy his life is, why the industry can barely be called two people he really knows, one is the culprit who detonated this inexplicable incident, and the other is responsible for fueling the incident after it broke out.

That's right, Ye Zheng has clearly discovered that after a group of rotten female fans burst into enthusiasm, the ID Xia Shizi began to add fuel to the fire on every tweet of Yamada Goblin!

Although rotten girls are highly harmful, rotten girls with creative enthusiasm can be called terrifying!

However, under the fanning of Xia Shizi, not only the rotten girls, but also some fans of fan creation, and even fan clubs, it seems that they are not inspired by light novels, but by the writer himself...

According to the current popularity of the Internet, Ye Zheng has no doubt that a fan creation of "Izumi Masamune X Yamada Goblin" will appear on the summer CM after more than a month, and the big club may not be involved, but for the craziest and most passionate Individually speaking, one month is completely enough!

Whether it is Ye Zheng or the goblin, the specific information about themselves is not disclosed. Ye Zheng has had a signing event anyway. Even though the number of fans is small, some people have seen it.

However, because her older brother is an editor, Yamada Goblin is more interested in novels as a hobby. She is already a best-selling author with a cumulative sales of more than 200 million, but she has never held a book signing event, and even her gender is kept secret. of.

Even though Yamada Goblin frequently updates on Twitter, and the content is not like what men would think, but under the inherent impression of fans that "the authors of light novels are fat house uncles", Yamada Goblin has always been a "fake mother uncle" among fans. "image of.

This is what Hiki Valley Hachiman said, the root cause of the "Izumi Masamune and Yamada Goblin announced that they are suspected of coming out" mentioned on the Internet.

Rubbing his obviously swollen and painful temples, Ye Zheng turned his eyes away from the laptop screen. The amount of information he has received is a bit heavy now, and he really doesn't want to go online for a while!

"What are you looking at!"

Looking at Hikigu Hachiman's eyes, there are fright, fear, avoidance, and joy in his eyes...

Resisting the urge to punch his dead fish eyes, Ye Zheng was sure that he saw joy, ridicule, and contempt from Yukinoshita Yukino's "expressionless face"...

Covering his forehead with his right hand, and pressing his temples hard, Ye Zheng felt that not only the light novel industry was about to end, but also the service department was about to end!

【What kind of weird things are they all! 】