The Two-dimensional Life of the Traveler is So Salty

There is no doubt that Xiazhiqiu Shiyu's focus is definitely wrong on purpose, and he is also very sure that there is nothing wrong with his statement.

Although it is very clear that this is a little joke of the senior sister, Ye Zheng is still willing to follow her idea, but even if he explains and defends himself a little flustered?

If that makes senior sister happy, what does it matter.

[That's right, isn't it the same until now, I have been working hard to make my senior sister a teenage mother!

Maybe this is a good finale for "Metronome in Love" isn't it? 】

Couldn't help but let out a chuckle, causing the guilty Machida Sonoko to look at him suspiciously, Ye Zheng seemed to be able to guess the expression of the girl on the other side of the screen at this time.

Probably a little ignorant and helpless?

But maybe it is not impossible to be psychologically prepared, after all, the two are not ignorant of each other's "bad taste".

[Sister: Well, it’s really good, it must be a big surprise, isn’t it!The scumbag turned out to be a little bit useful. 】

Although it is not clear whether Xiazhiqiu Shiyu is serious, no matter what she thinks, Ye Zheng probably agrees. Of course, he will not really let her become an underage mother, probably...

[Of course it's very useful, it can be used to make my senior sister pregnant. 】

[Sister: Maybe the former editor in charge can get pregnant too? 】

Seeing the sudden change of the topic, a few black lines appeared on Ye Zheng's forehead involuntarily.

If it wasn't for staying at Kasumigaoka's house for several days before, and indeed seeing the family photo of senior sister, Mrs. Kasumigaoka in the mature version of senior sister in the photo is completely different from Machida Sonoko...

If it wasn't like that, Ye Zheng might suspect that senior sister and Machida Sonoko are actually mother and daughter!

Senior sister is so naive that she still wants to trick him like this.

ps: Today's date is too unfriendly for single dogs, so I should go out for a walk because I am single?

Or should we stay in the dormitory and have another wave of code words?

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Chapter 650: The popular Kagurazaka calamus

[Scumbag: Senior sister will definitely not let other people get pregnant before she becomes pregnant! 】

Looking at such an email, Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu felt inexplicably dumbfounded. It seemed that she was not too angry, but if she was dissatisfied, it seemed that there should be a little bit...

"Hmph, bastard."

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu snorted softly, quickly edited an email and sent it, and then closed the page, her legs began to shake rapidly involuntarily, and there was another "snapping" sound from the keyboard of the laptop.

[Sister: Bastard, squeeze you dry! 】

Ye Zheng chuckled a few times, then put the phone back into his trouser pocket. He didn't need to express the tacit understanding to let him guess the girl's slight dissatisfaction at this time, but he didn't explain anything more.

This kind of joke seems to be a habit for the two of them, and it is very simple to solve the conflict that does not exist. They're all seniors.

Machida Yuanzi's apartment, if he hadn't seen it with his own eyes, Ye Zheng would probably suspect that he traveled through time and space and went back to the beginning, when he first came to Jingai Apartment more than a year ago.

It should be a neat room, but it was completely destroyed by the takeaway boxes and empty wine bottles all over the floor beside the sofa.

Taking a closer look, it is completely different from Jing Keai, but a person who is also familiar to Ye Zheng is lying on the sofa - Kagurazaka Iris.

If it's not long-lost in terms of time, but judging from the feeling she gave him at this time, "It's been a long time..." Such emotions can't be suppressed from the depths of his heart.

"Well, as Ye Jun saw, this is the calamus now, which is very worrying."

For Machida Sonoko's complaints, Ye Zheng didn't have any disgust. After all, when he saw such a quiet and cute at the beginning, he was completely disgusted. At the beginning, the goodwill brought about by being "rescued" at home was almost exhausted.

If it wasn't for getting along and getting to know her for a long time, no one would like such a woman, and such a state was already enough to dissipate the idea of ​​"getting to know her".

If it weren't for the long-term relationship and understanding brought about by the relationship with the guardian, Ye Zheng believes that the incident that he fell in love with Jing Keai would never have happened.

If it wasn't for his understanding of Kagurazaka Iris in the past three years, he also believed that he wouldn't have the patience to stay in such an environment, right?

"Oh... Yuanzi is back, is it so early today, or is it already so late?"

I don't know how long I've been drinking, and I guess I'm completely unconscious. Kagurazaka Iris rubbed her short, messy hair. The short brown hair that used to represent neat and capable, now also shows decadence in a mess.

"We have guests today, Calamus!"

His mouth was very harsh, but Ye Zheng could clearly feel the warmth of Machida Sonoko in his anxiety. Sure enough, his idea was not wrong. It would definitely be the right choice to match these two people into marriage. Ye Zheng could not help but heave a sigh of relief for Machida Sonoko who was supporting her because he was worried about her falling.

"Long time no see, Miss Kagurazaka."

"Eh?"

"Huh? Are you?"

He squinted his eyes so hard that he couldn't see if they were still open. There seemed to be a few black lines on Ye Zheng's forehead. After all, he didn't expect such an embarrassing response. He agreed to know each other for three years, but he drank some wine Can't remember who he is?

"Ah, isn't this Mr. Izumi, what a coincidence, are you coming to Yuanzi to drink too?"

"Sorry, I'm still a minor, at least according to the laws of this country, I'm not allowed to drink alcohol."

He retorted weakly, Ye Zheng couldn't bear to look at Machida Sonoko's completely blackened face, his beautiful single life suddenly broke into such a woman, and she even used her apartment as a bar, if Ye Zheng If it was Sonoko Machida, he probably couldn't help being upset, right?

"Huh? What is a law? Aren't the rules just to be violated? Otherwise, what's the value of discussing them!"

Obviously he was so confused that he couldn't even recognize him just now, but when he said this, he didn't look like he was drunk at all. If you ignore the wine bottle in her hand, the momentum of swearing at Fang Qiu would probably still be the same. It must be the strong woman from more than a month ago.

"Miss Kagurazaka should stop teaching minors badly. She is more or less a media worker. The influence is too bad."

"baka! No road race! No road race!"

The neck tightened, because Ye Zheng didn't have much defense, at this time Ye Zheng was successfully and suddenly attacked by Kagurazaka Iris, maybe it seemed to be hooking his shoulders, but somehow it turned into a hoop around his neck.

"My old lady resigned a long time ago, and now she is a free person, a free person who can do anything!"

Although I really want to complain that the "free man" should not be explained in this way, but it seems that there is no need to explain it to someone who is so drunk, and because she is worried that she will be injured by too much force...

In this case, I had no choice but to let her hold her back. Anyway, Kagurazaka Iris didn't have much strength after drinking. In fact, this was not very uncomfortable.

"Well, I remembered, I've seen Mr. Izumi's new work."

"Really? How is Kagurazaka-san feeling?"

Perhaps it was a habit of the past three years, Ye Zheng blurted it out, but immediately realized that she was not the editor in charge before, although she was still the same person, and her abilities still existed, but now, she was just a different person. Just a reliable alcoholic.

Just like his current editor-in-charge, Machida Sonoko who didn't know where to go after discovering that the Kagurazaka calamus was entwined with Ye Zheng, it's also unreliable!

"hentai!"

"what?"

"hentai!"

"Miss Kagurazaka, don't talk nonsense, I didn't do anything!"

It is indeed easy for the two of them to have too intimate contact with such a posture, so Ye Zheng put his hands on his thighs very neatly. How could he accept such slander?

"I actually like my sister, doesn't it make people feel perverted!"

Such a swearing tone, as if she was not the one who taught those new light novel writers to lose their morals, obviously more than one newcomer was distorted by her, so as to catch the taste of a certain group of people and become her now. The metamorphosis in Shikou...

That is to say, is this really what Kagurazaka Iris really thinks in his heart? Those colorful words before are just "lies" to deceive them into contributing to the sales volume of the publishing house and their own wallets.

Although he already understood the dangers of society, Ye Zheng still couldn't help but feel a little speechless.

"Teacher Izumi, you are not only a pervert, but also a big fool!"

"We've been living together for a year, yet we don't even know that Teacher Eromanga is my sister, haha, hahahahaha..."

Crazy laughter echoed in Machida Sonoko's single apartment...

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Chapter 651: His mouth is blocked...

As the editor-in-charge, Kagurazaka Iris is a person with perverse personality. Ye Zheng had already realized this before, but he didn't expect that her personality also had such a bad side.

Even if what she said was indeed true, it would be too embarrassing if she complained directly like this!

"So, Miss Kagurazaka really knew about it a long time ago!"

"Of course, as the responsible editor, how could it be unclear."

Ye Zheng's voice was a little deep, but Kagurazaka Iris obviously couldn't feel it after being drunk. In fact, even if he felt it, it probably wouldn't change anything.

The blue veins on his forehead were almost uncontrollable, as if it was going to become a "well" shape in the next second, but Kagurazaka Iris didn't care at all, and he still felt very sober when he spoke.

She hooked his neck with one hand, and her whole body seemed to be hanging on him. With the other hand, she took out a bottle of beer from nowhere and drank it on her own.

For some reason, Ye Zheng felt that this person might not be really drunk, or that he wasn't as drunk as he looked, and he just used it as an excuse for indulgence?

"Well, forget it, it's all over anyway..."

"Yeah, it's all over."

[This doesn't look like an alcoholic who is really drunk! 】

Ye Zheng's expression was inexplicably stiff. Since she is still awake to a certain extent, what's the situation with this posture now?

"By the way, why did Ms. Kagurazaka come back to Tokyo?"

The arm around his neck visibly trembled, Ye Zheng clearly felt some abnormal reaction of Kagurazaka Iris in such a close contact.

"Ha, can Izumi-sensei still not allow me to come to Tokyo! Or say I'm not welcome?"

"How is it possible? I'm not a narrow-minded Machida editor. Of course Miss Kagurazaka is very welcome!"

"Hahahaha(?ω?)hiahiahia..."

I don't know if it's because I'm tired of listening to the complaints from my friends these days, Ye Zheng's complaints obviously made Kagurazaka Iris very happy, he hugged his neck even harder, laughed disregarding his image, and didn't care that he was squeezed Press the chest between the two.

Perhaps because it was Kagurazaka Iris who was too familiar, although the postures of the two of them were a bit inappropriate, Ye Zheng didn't feel charming at all, even the heart that was easily disturbed by the senior sister, never because of such Lost in the situation.

"That's right, that's right, Jun Ye's evaluation is not wrong at all, Yuanzi is a narrow-minded woman! Hahaha..."

"So Ms. Kagurazaka will come back and continue to be my responsible editor?"

"Clam?"