The Two-dimensional Life of the Traveler is So Salty

"I can't."

Sayuri Sawamura had a fox-like smile on her face, and she had her hands behind her back, obviously such an action should be awkward in a kimono.

However, in terms of her body, Ye Zheng only felt the youthful atmosphere, even though Sayuri Sawamura was no longer a girl.

The purple eyes blinked, and there was no room for negotiation in Sayuri Sawamura's words:

"I can't wait to be a grandma. Ye Jun is much more capable than I imagined."

"Sayuri is at most grandma, it cannot be grandma's!"

Probably because she gave up on herself, Ye Zheng didn't hide her complaints too much, but directly pointed out the loopholes in her words.

Of course, he will not lose his mind, for example, he will not ask rhetorical questions about the description of his "competence", and even let her confirm the conclusion after she has practiced it...

That would definitely not be a complaint but a molestation. There is no doubt that at least he has no such worries now. The so-called lust and courage, but the size of the two is really impossible to compare!

"Grandma is fine too. It's best not to be as dishonest as Ye Jun, but for boys, it's better not to be too honest."

Sayuri Sawamura snapped her fingers, as if caught in some unbelievable delusion:

"If it's a girl, it's better to be as interesting as Ying Lili, but the best match should be a man and a woman..."

Chattering to himself, Ye Zheng has no doubts, if he doesn't take the initiative to interrupt, Sayuri Sawamura will start with the issue of naming her grandson and granddaughter, and then consider the issue of marriage between a playful grandson and an idiot granddaughter...

I have to admit that she has been a fan artist for so many years, even if she only draws some blustery works, she is really super delusional!

"That's enough, that's enough, Sayuri should stop dreaming, and hurry up and cook, otherwise let alone grandsons and granddaughters, Zhai Li will become a starving pear..."

"Well, the ones who are not in a hurry are actually Ye Jun himself who can't wait?"

Sayuri Sawamura smiled coquettishly, as if she couldn't see the haze from before. As a daughter, Eriri, everything related to her was a good medicine to dispel her worries.

"Hey~ hey~ Mom is going to prepare dinner. Ye Jun remember to hit X directly and don't take protective measures. Calculate the time and maybe you will be sent to your soul!"

"Wulu Sai, you auntie and sister who work hard, hurry up and cook!"

Seeing her expression getting more extreme and her words becoming more rampant, Ye Zheng still couldn't help it. It was obviously just a casual remark from him, and she expanded it into some kind of ghost theme.

"Ah, ah, it's really sad that I'm getting old and unpopular, and I still have to complain all kinds of things, oh, oh..."

I don't know if I noticed it, but the veins on Ye Zheng's forehead seemed to be getting denser, Sayuri Sawamura backed away while talking nonsense.

This time, she really left again.

He sighed helplessly, looking at the key in his hand, he was a little at a loss, he was just calling Zhai Li for dinner in a very ordinary way, but inexplicably turned into such a dilemma.

"Hey……"

Buckle buckle.

"Yinglili, it's me, please open the door?"

Chapter 669: Takumi panics indescribably

Some classics will not disappear with the passage of time, such as "Little Red Riding Hood", such as "The Three Little Pigs". Even if Ying Lili is a fool who is obsessed with two-dimensional, she still has read and understood these fairy tales.

Regardless of the subtle differences between them and her situation at this time, it is enough for Ying Lili to know one of the similarities - the childhood sweetheart outside the door is a big bad wolf that can eat herself!

Hearing Ye Zheng's knock on the door, Ying Lili ran around in her room in a panic like a frightened little animal. When she didn't know what to do, her first thought was always It's escape, like just hiding in the room, at this moment, he can only hope that Ye Zheng can't come in.

Never doubt an eroge artist, especially one who is good at bullying style, Ying Lili is super sensitive to some words!

Although the soundproofing effect of the room was really good, she couldn't help being a tsundere who disliked integrity. Although she hid in the room, she still tried her best to detect and eavesdrop on the outside situation through the cracks in the door and the keyhole.

When Ye Zheng talked with Sayuri Sawamura, he probably couldn't imagine what the scene would be like in the room. Maybe Sayuri would know, that idiot daughter who pouted her butt and tried to stuff her ears into the gap... After all, she I already know all of Yinglili's characters and habits well.

"do not want!"

Sawamura Eriri was firm but spread out with a flustered voice, which made Ye Zheng, who was still knocking on the door with one hand, a little helpless. He didn't know what happened to Eiriri. It's not just squatting at home like Sagiri, just opening the door.

"Open the door, Sayuri is gone, it's time for dinner."

"Isn't it impossible to open the door without mom? I won't be fooled by you!"

Ye Zheng was a little puzzled, he didn't understand what the girl's brain circuit was like at this time, the one who would deceive and bully her was her real mother all along, right?

He obviously didn't do anything, is this a scapegoat for some reason?

Ying Lili doesn't care what Ye Zheng thinks, she bites her cute little canine teeth, and presses against the door hard, so she doesn't want to open the door to let him in!

Although the sound insulation of the room is not bad, Ying Lili still vaguely heard some words, such as "cream", such as "a hair into the soul", such as "underage mother", such as "grandma"...

And that unscrupulous mother's sinister laughter full of joy, Ying Lili is not a fool who doesn't understand anything!

Years of working as an erotic fan art artist made her particularly sensitive to those words. Through a door, she had successfully imagined a reasonable plot.

No matter what the content of the transaction is, anyway, the hateful mother and the equally hateful childhood sweetheart seem to have reached a consensus. If she opens the door, the scene of abuse that she has drawn countless times must follow.

Yinglili's breathing involuntarily stagnated for a moment, her translucent white jade skin quickly turned red, and her breathing became heavier...

With her shoulders pressed against the door, Ying Lili's hands were involuntarily brought together in front of her chest. The girl's sapphire-like eyes widened, and she used her hands to hold her plump...well, not plump at all. a feeling of.

Even Ying Lili, who is petite, can still grasp it easily with her palm, which is obviously smaller than that of ordinary girls, as if there is still enough space.

Thinking of the various images that appeared in his own pen and tried to dream up countless times, Sawamura Eriri couldn't help but feel a burst of panic.

Although she is an experienced erotica artist, she has always relied on her own delusions and imagination. With her petite and weak body, she doesn't want to be tortured so early, and she doesn't want to be like the heroine in the book Usually with a big belly...

absolute!Never open the door, she is not ready for this!

No, why should she accept it, why should my mother sell herself to Ye Zheng like this...

Even if it was Ye Zheng, even that bastard, even if he was his unforgettable childhood sweetheart, why?

"That bastard Ye Zheng, as well as my mother, isn't it enough to have me? She even sold out her daughter in order to be teased by a baby!"

Eri Sawamura muttered in her mouth, the previous delusion seemed to make her brain swollen and insane:

"Obviously I already have me, and I like to bully me so much, but I still do that. I want you to have sex with the bastard Ye Zheng by yourself! Idiot mother, big idiot!"

The small mouth is slightly open, and the cute little canine teeth are so conspicuous, although the eyes that have turned into mosquito-repellent incense are more conspicuous. Thinking of the countless scenes she drew in the memory of giving birth, the hostess seems to have become her own face. Being humiliated wantonly by that bastard at the door...

Ying Lili shook her head, trying to quickly shake off the images in her mind that made her blush, but it didn't seem so easy.

The girl felt her face was so hot, her breathing was short of breath, her vision seemed to be blurred, her brain couldn't keep up with her thoughts, and the voice on her mouth couldn't help but raise her voice. At least, Ye Zheng outside the door could hear it all. arrive.

"Bastard, bastard, bastard Ye Zheng!"

Ying Lili could hear it very clearly, Ye Zheng didn't seem to be refuting at all, as expected, he had always had erotic thoughts about her.

Besides, that bastard is a poor-breast connoisseur, and the sister he likes is also poor-breasted. Sure enough, he has been harboring ill intentions towards her delicate Oupai since he was a child!

"Idiot! Idiot! Idiot! Idiot!"

Ye Zheng didn't know how many strange delusions had occurred to Ying Lili, who had a personality of Kashiwagi Eri, Ye Zheng was completely at a loss when he heard the girls in the room scolding him "idiot" one after another.

"Okay, okay, I'm an idiot, okay, Tari, please open the door quickly."

Just make sure that Ying Lili is behind the door. Obviously, the sound insulation effect of Ying Lili's room is not enough to prevent him from communicating with her.

"Don't open! Don't open! Bastard, who is Taki!"

"Zi Li is you, the idiot Ying Lili who doesn't want to go out of the room."

Although it was just a whim, Ye Zheng felt that such a title was really suitable for Ying Lili.

"Tai Li, if you don't open the door, I will resort to violence!"

"You, you, what do you want to do..."

Hurry up and press the door harder, Ying Lili doesn't believe in the integrity of her unscrupulous mother at all, so even if Ye Zheng has the key in his hand, she won't be surprised at all.

What's more, in a similar 18-ban plot, how could the hero be blocked by a door, there must be a key to play with her...

I have to admit that even though she looks like a fool a lot of the time, she seems to have an incredible "sobriety" in some places that ordinary people can't think of.

Chapter 670: Zhai Li who suddenly throws herself into her arms

Otaku Eiri, otaku Eiri, or Eiri who simply likes to stay at home, no matter what the situation is, Otari seems to be a very suitable abbreviation.

However, it is obvious that for this arrogant fool, no matter whether he likes it or not, whether he is willing to accept it or not, his first reaction is definitely to refuse.

It's a pity that Ye Zheng didn't ask for her opinion, but directly took it as her new nickname, as if he didn't intend to follow her idea, whether it was because of Ying Lili's sudden outbreak of staying at home, or Or because she is still feeling inferior because of her flatness.

Eating on time is a good habit, although Ye Zheng found that the girls he knew didn't seem to like this habit very much, and this situation is especially true when she has the identity of a creator, Ying Lili is like this, senior sister is like this , Sagiri is still the same.

Even if he feeds his sister three meals on time, Ye Zheng only found out recently that he will probably never be sure how long it will take for Sagiri to start eating.

The same is true for senior sister, even if he has already served her in front of her, she will not think about starting to eat immediately, she has to wait until she is hungry, or Ye Zheng uses some other methods...

Even if he was a childhood sweetheart, even if he had countless bedtime friendships when he was young, when Ye Zheng faced Ying Lili, he was not as patient as he was with his younger sister or senior sister. It's the owner here, and he's just a guest.

Since Zhai Li chose to resist, he had no choice but to use the key to open the door. Ye Zheng would not hesitate just because it was a girl's room. After all, he found out last time that in addition to the increase in collections, Zhai Li's room There was almost no difference from what he remembered.

Insert the key into the keyhole, turn the doorknob, if Zhai Li still chooses to resist, then Ye Zheng should probably start to think about whether to drag Zhai Li over, carry him over, or hug him over?

Although they are childhood sweethearts, Ye Zheng feels that his relationship with Ying Lili is not that close, not to mention Zhai Li, she is still a super dishonest tsundere, so too intimate contact should be ruled out first. Bar.

[If Zhaili resists, then I have to drag her to the dining table, but be gentle and don't grab her legs. For example, the back of the neck is a good choice. If she is as petite as Zhaili, she should be able to do it, right?Like carrying Nicole or a fairy...]

Perhaps it was because of a sudden outbreak of bad taste, or because he missed the interesting experience of carrying the goblin like a "chicken", Ye Zheng inexplicably wanted to see a resisting pear at the door.

However, unexpectedly, he didn't have such an opportunity, and she, who was too upright, came out the moment he opened the door?

Both the brain and the thighs told Ye Zheng that this was impossible. The only explanation was probably that this idiot forgot that the door of his room opened outwards, but in order to prevent his violent means, he still pushed against the door...

I don't know what to say, but Zhai Li, an idiot, seems to have too many flaws, and in reality, he is not allowed to think too much, after all, he can already see that his childhood sweetheart is slightly frightened. A pretty pale face.

One mind and two tasks is indeed a practical skill, allowing Ye Zheng's brain to complain about Zhai Li in his heart, while his body automatically responds, he stretches out his hands, intending to support Ying Lili first, and then turn his body slightly to unload her. Drop the impact.

His big hand easily covered Yinglili's delicate little wrist. However, at this moment, Ye Zheng's expression changed involuntarily. Yes, he and she are still heading towards the floor.

"Fuck, Yinglili, why are you so heavy!"

"No Road Race!"

In fact, Ying Lili has not yet realized what happened, but no matter how she is evaluated as "fat" and "heavy", her sensitivity as a girl still exists.

Pound... bang!