The Two-dimensional Life of the Traveler is So Salty

Obviously she has already been bumping around like a deer, but she only felt calmness and peace from him. It seems that what is on him is not the cute and beautiful girl named Ying Lili, but a random life-size doll, or even just An unremarkable quilt.

A fool has no human rights, especially when Ye Zheng's mood is a little bit wrong at this time, he seems to have completely ignored the girl's dissatisfaction.

Ye Zheng was originally sitting on the ground, but Ying Lili has turned her legs around his waist, and her buttocks are sitting on his thighs. The middle of the shorts seems to be very close to the part where Ye Zheng's blood pressure is most likely to rise. Of course, her hands were still pinching his neck stubbornly...

Her legs moved, and Ying Lili clearly felt the feedback - "The bastard is about to stand up!"

Such thoughts floated in her mind, but before she could react, her upper body, which had been slightly tilted back, swayed for a while, so frightened that she quickly put her arms around his neck, and her whole body was like a tree bag Xiong Ban hugged Ye Zheng tightly.

[There is a strange feeling on the buttocks...]

The upturned and plump buttocks, which are actually one of the most intimate parts of a girl, are covered by Ye Zheng's two big hands. Fortunately, Ying Lili is indeed a poor girl worthy of the name. Even if she hugs her so tightly, Ye Zheng still doesn't feel any pressure at all.

If he was like her mother, Ye Zheng could probably still feel the two slightly hardened bumps from her body. However, Ying Lili is undoubtedly a good child most of the time, at least no matter how sloppy she is, she will not be unreasonable. In underwear.

"You, you, you, you... me, take me..."

This kind of development has completely exceeded the scope of her brain's ability to operate, and Ying Lili once again stuttered, but deep in her heart, it seemed that there was an emotion that she could not comprehend quietly.

"Let you go?"

"Yes, don't let go of mine, my...me"

Even though she is a very popular erotica in the Two-dimensional fandom, Ying Lili's feelings have always been extremely pure. At least, her lack of vocabulary as a scumbag made her suddenly not know how to say it more euphemistically, euphemistically To describe my own... ass.

"Ah~~ bastard... what are you doing, why did you let go of it all of a sudden!"

It was more like a koala, because Ye Zheng let go of his hands suddenly, and Ying Lili, who was afraid of falling, could only hug her tightly, and her whole body was completely hung on Ye Zheng's body.

Chapter 673: Sweet memories between him and her?Maybe!

The girl's sorrow is probably the hands and legs tightly hugging and clamping him;

Ye Zheng was almost entangled by Ying Lili's limbs, but there was almost no gap between their bodies...

Yes, there is no gap. It shouldn’t be like this between normal men and women. After all, the body structure is different. The closer you hug each other, the more obvious the gap should be. Unfortunately, the girl hanging on him is named Yingli pear.

"Bastard, let me go!"

"I didn't touch you, it was obviously Tari who grabbed me."

"Ba... baka! No road race!"

Ye Zheng really didn't touch her, he just touched... no, just helped her buttocks, but he was just worried that she would fall because of panic, now that Ying Lili has calmed down, he didn't want to take advantage of it, of course he let go of it long ago .

Whether it's because of being very familiar with her, or because of the tenderness with the senior sister these days, how could this dry Yinglili make him lose his composure?

"Asshole, let me down! Asshole..."

"Hey, hey, I'll let it go right away."

He simply ignored the demands of his childhood sweetheart, Ye Zheng knew very well that this tsundere would not have the courage to jump down on the details, of course, and more importantly, she might not have resisted as much as she said.

The source of Ye Zheng's confidence is not only because she knew that she was not frank, but also because she felt the gap between the two. Ying Lili finally stopped hugging him tightly. At this time, she was able to use "hanging "To describe.

Although he kept yelling for him to let her go, his body has honestly relaxed, and he is no longer holding on to her as desperately as before.

Moreover, although Sayuri Sawamura is indeed very unscrupulous, and even brought Eirari to a very bad field of interest, the education of Okinawa has not been relaxed at all, even an old driver who is addicted to Two-dimensional, but Eirika In the yelling, there were only a few words "baka" and "bastard" back and forth.

Unlike the senior sister, when he was "tossing", the tone and content were so colorful. Probably this is the difference in language expression ability between writing novels and painting.

Of course, it is also possible that Takuri is an idiot and a scumbag, while senior sister is a super high school student. Even if they are the two beautiful girls of Toyosaki, they are still different.

The name "Two Beautiful Girls of Toyosaki Academy", since Ye Zheng confessed to his senior sister about his relationship with Ying Lili's childhood sweetheart, it seems that it will occasionally appear in the mouth of the senior sister, such as teasing him to embrace him, such as Threatening him to become Fengzhizaki's public enemy...

I have to admit that if the boys in Toyosaki know, the two image representatives they regard as unattainable are actually related to Ye Zheng.

It can even be said that the senior sister is related from the inside to the outside, and the other is the young girl Tari who even helped him change her underwear when she was young...

Sure enough, Ye Zheng felt that it would be safer for him not to set foot in Fengzhizaki in his life. Perhaps Yinglili would keep a distance from him for the sake of his image in school, but he believed that the senior would definitely tease him more recklessly !

Ying Lili is indeed not heavy at all, at least for Ye Zheng, although there is a house pear hanging on his body, it does not affect his movements at all.

He didn't change his face, and walked towards the dining table like a humanoid forklift. As for Ying Lili's opinion-the idea of ​​​​a fool will not be considered.

Such an approach is no longer an unfamiliar thing to Ye Zheng, after all, Ying Lili was never an obedient child when she was a child.

Especially after she became obsessed with Two-dimensional, she became obsessed with games and animations during meal time, and refused to listen to any persuasion. Such things almost ran through Ying Lili's childhood.

Of course, Ye Zheng grabbed his hands from behind and dragged them to the dining table, and Ye Zheng pressed his waist and put them on his shoulders, and then carried them to the dining table. On the contrary, the more normal experience of holding hands and obediently going to the dining table is almost non-existent of.

Compared with these, it seems to be completely like the plot in a funny comedy, which is relatively normal, probably when he is holding her, although it looks like Ye Zheng is holding a big cardboard box, and then at the dining table Put the pear down.

At this moment, although the two of them were not the same age as the children they were back then, Ye Zheng didn't feel any inappropriateness at all for Ying Lili hanging on him in such a posture.

It seems that, for Ying Lili, apart from her panic at the beginning, as well as her shyness and lack of frankness, the so-called resistance doesn't seem to be much.

Such a slightly familiar "interaction" seems to bring the memory of the two back to the past. The girl named Ying Lili has always been a very nostalgic idiot, or she seems to have a kind of excessive relationship with childhood sweethearts. care.

However, since Ye Zheng got to know Xiao Bu, or maybe because of the difference in hobbies, especially the fear brought to Ye Zheng by Sayuri Sawamura's BL, the distance between the original two seems to have increased a little.

The relationship between him and her should have always been the childhood sweetheart that each other recognized the most deeply, but in fact it was not like this, Ye Zheng and Xiao Bu, Ying Lili and An Yilun also.

After attending elementary school for two years, although the relationship between Ye Zheng and Ying Lili has not changed much, it can be said to have stagnated. Instead, the bond of childhood sweethearts with other people has become more and more profound.

Such a long-lost "playing around" made Ying Lili involuntarily remember that before she fell in love with Two-dimensional, she accidentally met An Yilun when she was in elementary school, preached to him, and pulled him into the Imperial Academy. Before the ranks of the otaku...

Because of the common hobby of Two-dimensional, she and An Yilun got closer and closer. The memories before that seemed no more boring than Two-dimensional.

Involuntarily, her body that was no longer resisting seemed to relax a little bit, and even the "strong" on her lips softened a little.

Ye Zheng didn't know the reason for the girl's change, but he could almost guess that Ying Lili was probably the same as him, involuntarily remembering things from her childhood, right?

However, although they both thought of the childhood of the two of them, and even thought of almost the same thing, Ye Zheng's mood was hardly similar to hers at all.

Compared with Ying Lili's touch, Ye Zheng's desire is more to complain. Of course, the object of complaint is, as always, that unscrupulous wife named Sayuri Sawamura.

Apart from her, Ye Zheng couldn't help but want to complain about his childhood self. Even though the memory picture is very clear, he still can't believe that he used to be so innocent and honest!

Chapter 674: The flag of "I will never fall in love with Takumi"

Ye Zheng's childhood memories, before entering elementary school, definitely spent more than half of the time with Ying Lili, and this also includes the memories of meeting Xiaobu later.

Otherwise, if it was before meeting Xiaobu, the figure of Eriri would be almost all in the memory, and of course Sayuri Sawamura would be indispensable.

However, perhaps the him when he was a child, or it should be said that he was before he met Xiaobu, could be described as dull, although if Ye Zheng himself expressed it, he would probably say that he is just a salty fish with a mentality and doesn't like trouble.

Unlike Ying Lili's rich fantasies, Ye Zheng didn't care too much about his childhood sweetheart status. Of course, the reason for this mentality may also be attributed to Xiao Bu. After all, since Xiao Bu became his little tail, he The number of childhood sweethearts is almost straight up.

Even if Ying Lili can always be called the most special one among them, the fact is that he never had even the slightest bit of charming emotion towards her.

In addition to the fact that in his heart, Xiao Bu is the person with the deepest imprint of his childhood sweetheart, and it is probably because he came into contact with too much Ying Lili when he was a child, and he can be described as "black history".

Every time he recalls, Ye Zheng can't help but have black lines all over his head. For example, now, with a pear hanging on his body, he doesn't have the excitement of embracing a beautiful girl at all, but recalls how he once treated her. did...

There is no doubt that the culprit of all that is Sayuri Sawamura. Whether it is making Eirari addicted to Two-dimensional, or instigating him to do various things to Eirari, the black hand behind it seems to be named Sayuri Sawamura .

Looking back now, apart from lamenting his honesty and innocence back then, Ye Zheng probably complained more about her. She not only cheated him, but also cheated his daughter even more.

What kind of mother is it that teaches other boys that when he sleeps with his daughter, if he wakes up because of the wet and uncomfortable sheets, remember to change Yinglili's wet clothes and change them by the way new sheets...

The idiot Zili who slept so hard, no matter whether he deliberately lightened his movements or not, he was never woken up at all, and, perhaps to save more self-esteem for his daughter, Yinglili's underwear when she was young had many of them exactly the same Yes, the same spare sheet is hidden in the room.

Today's Ye Zheng couldn't help but suspect that the reason why he was often staying in this house at the beginning was because Sayuri Sawamura wanted to sleep so that he could wake up naturally, that's why he cheated him like that!

Although, in order to trick him, Sayuri Sawamura seemed to have completely tricked her daughter into it, even if they were both children who didn't understand anything at that time.

As long as he thinks that Sayuri Sawamura seems to have planned to match herself with her when Yinglili was still a young girl who didn't understand anything, Ye Zheng's heart twitches uncontrollably, and even the desire to complain is too strong, as if even his face His expression twitched slightly.

At this moment, thinking of these things, Ye Zheng finally understood why Sayuri Sawamura would use such words to describe her when they reunited after a long absence.

Regarding the relationship between Yinglili and An Yilunye, Ye Zheng never took it seriously. Although the two were indeed childhood sweethearts, he had no ambiguity towards her. Of course, that was because he was far less sensitive to feelings than her.

After all, he did not feel the so-called heartbeat from Jing Keai and Sagiri until he was in high school. Perhaps it was the "explosion of thick accumulation", which made him inevitably walk on the road of harem scum.

(Not an idiom typo!)

Different from Ye Zheng's idea, perhaps Sayuri Sawamura had forcibly tied him and Eriri's red line together as early as after the two were born one day apart?

That's why, at that time, she would say that it was all his fault, and blame why he was optimistic about Ying Lili when he was a child, otherwise An Yilun and Yelun would not have ntr'd him.

(ps: Chapter 225!)

There is no doubt that if that is the case, Sayuri Sawamura is really a terrible wife, and people can't help but wonder whether he and Eriri are her own...

In fact, Ye Zheng didn't have any opinion on An Yilun, even if it was distorted like that by Sayuri Sawamura, after all, he knew his heart best.

Regarding Ying Lili, he didn't have any wild thoughts at all from the beginning, even when he recalled the night when he was in bed with her when he was a child, he didn't have any charm.

How could there be an ambiguous feeling!

He is like a father at all, or more like a mother. He has helped Zili change her wet underwear and bed sheets countless times, how could he have a feeling for her!

That would be too "XX" (undescribable)!

Although he seems to have had even more exaggerated heartbeats, Sayuri Sawamura is different after all. With his current aesthetics, Sayuri more than ten years ago is undoubtedly very attractive. Of course, the same is true now. So... ahem...

As a normal man, and he has "growth" with his very attractive senior sister, it is completely normal for him to be moved by the scene in his memory, but, more than ten years ago, Otari, who was still a young girl... …

Even if her figure doesn't seem to have changed in any way from the memory, it seems that her image is just magnified, but even if she can't see it, she must have grown.

Ye Zheng will not set a flag like "I will never fall in love with Ying Lili for the rest of my life". After all, besides that troublesome personality, Ying Lili does have all kinds of charms that can attract boys.

However, he doesn't want to pay attention to those uncertain things in the future. What he can be sure of is that he is definitely not a pervert who can be interested in young girls.

Not to mention a young girl, even Sagiri, who is still a loli, although he likes it very much in his heart, he still deliberately controls it. Even if the two of them have intimate contact occasionally, he will also grasp the distance.

Obviously, Xiao Bu actually feels more like a younger sister than Sagiri, but Ye Zheng can enjoy her embrace, knee pillow, or other forms of intimacy without hesitation.

It seems that his thoughts have always been contradictory. He clearly yearns for a leisurely and relaxed life like a salted fish, but many times he acts busier and more serious than anyone else. Some places maintain seemingly pointless persistence.

Obviously, I am very sure that I don't have any thoughts related to "like" towards Ying Lili, but because of these messy memories, I can't help but feel a little irritable...

Chapter 675: Mom will make the decision for you

Sayuri Sawamura dares to swear by her own personality, she never thought of defrauding her daughter or son-in-law, although part of her personality seemed to be lost along with her integrity when she first came into contact with BL direction works, and then became a rotten girl!