The Two-dimensional Life of the Traveler is So Salty

"You, how did you know?"

"Xiao Zhenbai called out just now."

It can be seen that she cares about her name very much, Ye Zheng has completely grasped how to change the topic.

"Forget it, forget it now, you don't know anything!"

"Eh?"

Fairy Yamada's reaction obviously exceeded Ye Zheng's expectation. It was obviously not because of anger, but more like shyness. What's the matter?

"Why, isn't Emily very nice?"

"No Road Race!"

Fairy Yamada stomped her feet, almost pointing one hand at Ye Zheng's nose. Of course, that was just an illusion, even if the girl jumped up, she could only hit his knee...

"That, that name, you can't call it anyway!"

"why?"

"There are so many why!"

The girl whose real name is "Emily Granger", she doesn't want this bastard to know that she has already decided that her real name will only be given to her groom candidate, and she can only use this title after the other party proposes to her .

Although I once had a little affection for Ye Zheng, let alone a candidate for the groom, I couldn't even reach the level of liking, let alone the other party's bastard behavior, which almost wiped out the rare affection. Know how many times.

However, Yamada Goblin never thought that she would meet Shiina Mashiro here, let alone call out her name directly. However, if it is Mashiro, such behavior does not seem strange.

What's more, her thoughts like this came about after she left home. It's only natural that she didn't know about Zhenbai, but why did this bastard hear it and yelled it out so naturally!

"Hmph, it's okay to tell you, my real name can only be used by my candidate groom when proposing, and you, the villain Zhengzong who betrayed the princess, can't meet the requirements of a candidate groom at all!"

Yamada Goblin made a fearless expression, but the heavy breathing and the red tide on her face betrayed her. When she said these words, the girl's heart of shame probably beat extremely strongly, right?

"Sorry, goblin, what happened just now? I have no memory at all??"

"..."

"asshole!"

Yamada Goblin couldn't help but stomped his feet again. Although it was true that he still couldn't meet his requirements, such an attitude of eagerly wanting to get rid of was still super annoying!

Ye Zheng didn't care about the girl's mood, anyway, at least temporarily changed the previous topic.

Shiina Mashiro, if she is so obedient and silent, she is actually quite cute. Of course, talking is the talk, and it doesn't matter if you don't consciously or unconsciously transform into "Shiina Makoro".

As for the Yamada goblin who hasn't escaped from the games of princess writer, devil editor, and hero Zhengzong, it's not his business, and it doesn't matter even if he becomes a villain.

Rather, the only thing that can make him curious about goblins is probably wondering if the children nowadays are particularly precocious?

However, considering that the 12-year-old Sagiri is already thinking about being his brother's bride, it doesn't seem strange for the 14-year-old fairy to choose a groom candidate. Have you tasted the forbidden fruit...

Well, it seems that he himself is the least qualified person to complain like this.

"Okay, since you know Xiaozhenbai, goblin, it's easy to handle, at least I don't need to brush her teeth and wash her face, um, and choose underwear, I leave it to you, Mr. Yamada goblin!"

"What? Why! Cricket and Izumi Masamune, why do you order Miss Ben!"

"If you let me help you pick out underwear for your friends, play around while brushing your teeth..."

"..."

Fairy Yamada's eyes were full of murderous intent. Although she knew that this was Ye Zheng's aggressive method, how could she not jump down when she heard such words:

"You bastard seems to have said something terrible, does Mr. Eromanga know that his brother is such a pervert!"

"Isn't it the basic duty of a villain to hold a small trick as a threat?"

"..."

ps: Thousands of words 3, the sixth update

Chapter 816: Cute Girl Like a Cat

The best-selling light novel author definitely has reason to express her resentment, especially when she finds out——

While he was helping the girl tidy her clothes, that bastard Ye Zheng had already brought Zhenbai downstairs for breakfast!

"Asshole, what do you think of Miss Ben? The little maid who came to your door?"

Fairy Yamada carefully put the newly folded underwear into the suitcase, and her words were full of resentment towards the bastard who called herself a "villain", although she did define him as a villain at the beginning.

"If I don't behave obediently, that bastard will definitely announce his real name on Twitter, and then he will laugh at his insistence, right?"

"Bastard! Izumi Masamune, I misunderstood you! Whether I handed this lady over to my brother, the big devil, or told the big devil Gao Mi about my whereabouts, I didn't save myself from the editorial department after that... "

Although Ye Zheng never had such an idea, his previous misdeeds undoubtedly made Yamada Goblin have no confidence in him.

Although, the reason why she has been more honest recently has nothing to do with him.

Since fleeing from the editorial department after successfully delivering the manuscript, Yamada Goblin did enjoy a period of freedom, however, the happy time did not last long.

If you don't do your job well, you'll be dumped on "Fairy Island" and all electronic equipment will be confiscated.

Although somewhat incomplete, this is indeed a warning from his brother Chris Yamada.

In fact, the goblin also knew that the elder brother who looked cold on the outside, even if he said that, was more likely to scare himself.

However, the dire consequences made her honest for a while.

Anyway, I can play games secretly at home, and there is no need to go to Chiba to find that stupid cat and Mr. Eromanga.

Yamada Goblin thought that her brother didn't want to watch her waste time running back and forth between Tokyo and Chiba.

In fact, this kind of understanding completely misinterpreted the meaning of Chris Yamada. He was very happy to see that his sister did not stay at home all day, but had his own friends!

It's a pity that he was born with a paralyzed face, and he didn't know how to express his feelings at all. He was obviously a hopeless sister-in-law, but his sister labeled him a "devil editor".

Although, Fairy Yamada also knows that apart from submitting the manuscript on time, no matter what other things, in fact, my brother always follows her

All in all, I obediently stayed at home for several days and didn't go out. Although I could also communicate through the Internet, it was not as pleasant as the face-to-face time.

After finally finding out that the lights next door were on last night, Fairy Yamada still remembered that this was Ye Zheng's former home.

During this period of time, she also got to know the housekeeping girl named Qingshan Qihai. At first she thought it was Ye Zheng who came back, but later she understood everything.

However, because of this, she also knew that Qingshan Qihai would never be around so late, and would leave before dark at the latest.

Therefore, it is rare to meet him, let him be honored to play a battle game with the great savior of the light novel industry, Yamada Goblin-sensei!

result……

"Asshole, I want to tell Sawu-chan that her perverted brother has someone outside, and then Teacher Eromanga will belong to me, hehe, hehehe..."

Perhaps thinking of such a possibility suddenly, Yamada Goblin let out a burst of rampant laughter. Of course, if Masamune Izumi knelt down obediently and apologized, Miss Yamada Goblin could choose to forgive him.

……

Ye Zheng didn't know what the red and white loli upstairs was thinking, but even if he knew, he probably wouldn't have any worries, after all, it wasn't him and the senior she broke.

For Shiina Mashiro, Ye Zheng is completely able to be calm in his heart. After all, he did not deliberately guide all of this. To some extent, maybe he should be regarded as a victim?

"By the way, how did Xiao Zhenbai and the goblin know each other?"

Looking at the girl who was nibbling at the Baumkuchen, Ye Zheng asked curiously, he didn't know much about the Yamada goblin, and of course, he wasn't interested in it either.

It's just that I'm still a little curious. After all, they are two people with completely different personalities. How did Shiina Mashiro and Yamada Goblin know each other?

Moreover, if he remembered correctly, Chihiro Chihiro seemed to have said that Mashiro had never been back since he was born.

"Rita's cousin."

"Rita? Well, another new character."

"Ye Zheng is a bad guy."

"..."

Bad guy or bad guy, which one is more flirtatious?

However, the more important thing is the tone of voice. A flat tone like Zhenbai will not give people a strange feeling.

If it's a senior, huh, he probably can't help but feel flustered.

"Rita doesn't lie."

"??"

"Are you blaming me for tricking you into waking up with Baumkuchen just now?"

"Ah."

Ye Zheng found that he seemed to have awakened a strange skill again. With the help of the high-level pre-skill "Sister's Floor Language", his comprehension ability is a bit strong.

"Well, that means, Rita used to take care of you."

The girl just nodded slightly, perhaps, she actually prefers this way of communication, simple two or three words, or nodding, shaking the head, the other party can understand.

"It's really hard, if I have to take care of you."

stare.

Maybe it's an illusion?

He was stared at by a pair of very calm phoenix eyes, and there was no emotion in the girl's eyes, but Ye Zheng seemed to sense a dangerous aura.

"Hmm, but it should be fun once you get used to it, right?"

Ye Zheng turned his head away, and said somewhat unnaturally, but, if you think this way, don't take it as a young and beautiful girl, nor a 5-year-old girl as you mistakenly thought before.

The girl named Shiina Mashiro, just like the feeling she had brought to him in the photo, was like Nicole, the raccoon cat who was once abandoned.

A cute girl like a cat, or rather, a pet girl?

Indeed, if it is kept as a pet, it should be very interesting, right?

Suddenly, some brain holes opened up, and Ye Zheng couldn't help thinking of a more interesting experiment——

Mashiro like a cat, and Yukino who has no resistance to cats, if these two girls meet, what will happen?

Hmm, no matter what happens, Yuigahama-san will probably cry again, right?

Obviously it was all hers first, but Xiaobu first, and then the possible existence of Zhenbai, and the intimacy with Xue Nai, it seems that they can quickly get rid of her.