The Whole World is Against Me

Emiya Kiritsugu: Maybe this is fate.

Joseph: Star Cup, it's not that we are rare, but we decided to give you to Tetu from the very beginning.

Naiyako: Aha!Unexpected, Star Cup!This is also in our plan!

Star Cup: Ehhhhhh-! !

Riku: Looks like we still won.

Xiao Meiyan: So here comes the question, why didn't you choose Artoxiu when he fell to the ground?

Star cup: Department of motors!Totally forgot about this guy!

Excellent: Puff puff.

Emiya Kiritsugu: This thing is surprisingly stupid.

My wife Yuno: Stupid and cute.

Leng Fan: Since you joined our Space-Time Management Bureau, we will be brothers in the future. Only we beat others, and no one else beats us!

Star Cup: Hmph!I'm angry and I will never talk to you again.

Leng Fan: Hey, this little thing has a very temper.

Kong: It feels a little subtle, but what should I do after I care about it?

Bai: Yes, after that.

Riku: Don't worry, the war is over and that's enough.I will leave it to other people. Shubi and I are planning to rest. Find a corner to take a good rest. I feel that traveling to other worlds is not bad.

Bucciarati: Welcome to Naples, Riku.

Riku: Yes, I will consider it.After I get the last things done, I'll take Hubby to see other worlds.

Chi Tong: Although I really want to invite you to come and play, but the situation on my side is very difficult.

Leng Fan: Let's go back first.

Emiya Kiritsugu: Alright, Director.Ilya, what do you want to eat? I'll go grocery shopping when I get back.

Elijah: I want cake.

Alice Viel: Me too.

Emiya Kiritsugu: Alright.

Shizuka Hiratsuka: Kiritsugu has really become a househusband. Thinking back to the time when he first entered, it always feels very subtle.

Emiya Kiritsugu: Is there something wrong?I feel that I am living a pretty good life now, there is no need to care about other things at all, just wait for the Holy Grail War to start, and then wear seven in one night.

Joseph: Why do I feel that there is no need to participate in the Holy Grail War?

Matou Zouken: That's right, the old man also thinks that we don't need to participate in the Holy Grail War, it's too boring.

Emiya Kiritsugu: In that case, it is true.It doesn't matter what kind of thing it is, it's better to stay at home with Ellie and Ilya.

Leng Fan: How many times have we played the Holy Grail?

Madoka Kame: Two games, right?

Leng Fan: Two games?That would be a bit boring.

Emiya Kiritsugu: Yes, I'm tired of it.

Star Cup: Hmph!The Holy Grail is not as strong as one percent of my ability!

Leng Fan: Didn't you stop talking?

Star Cup: ...

Naiyako: Really Fragrant.JPG

Riku: Hey, Star Cup-san!

Star Cup: Huh?

Riku: That... I have an unfeeling request, can you turn the Ex-Machina into a race that can have children? ?

Shiwa: Wow, Riku, you finally revealed your true nature!

Kaneki Ken: Ex-Machines?have a baby?Can the machine still have this function? ?

Sakura Manji: Ex-Machinas... Don't even have a baby, they don't even have holes.

Riku: Eat lemons! !Do you know that there is a saying that people are hard but never broken!

Joseph: Riku, it's not easy for you, cover your face.JPG

Bucciarati: This problem is indeed very serious. After all, Riku's side is at peace, and it's time to relax.If not, you can come to my side and I will introduce the nightclub to you.

Riku: emmm... I suddenly feel that Ex-Machina is not bad now!

Shizuka Hiratsuka: Shut up, you dirty adults!There are children in the group!

Madoka Kame: Blushing.JPG

Xiao Meiyan: Cough cough.

MC: As an adult, I was shocked.

My wife Yuno: Yuno doesn't understand anything, hehehe.

Altair: ...

Linghuan Xinlong: Can't this question be asked in private?

Riku: Me too!But the star cup can only talk in the group, which is very stiff.Do you know how much determination I made to ask this question!

Star Cup: Yes, yes, but why should I help you?

Riku: ...

Leng Fan: Hi!This gadget is really leather!Don't think that you can be skinny just after we leave. Believe it or not, the whole group of people will come to hammer you.

Star Cup: Cough cough cough!For the sake of the Space-Time Administration, I will help you.

Riku: Long live the Star Cup!From today on I will be your faithful licking dog! !woof woof!

Nayako: Riku, you have changed. The old you would never bow down to such things.

Riku: Shut up!You are insulting me, I am the number one son of Lord Xingchai.

Madoka deer eyes: ...

Madoka Kame who was at Leng Fan's house sat on the sofa and frowned, she didn't understand why Riku was so shameless.

"Director, why is Riku doing this?" Kame Madoka asked incomprehensibly.

Leng Fan smiled slightly when he heard the words, and said with emotion: "Liku is very smart, the Star Cup is their god, and it is good for him to have a good relationship with the Star Cup in this way, at least he realizes If something goes wrong, you can ask the star cup to help."

At this moment, Akami Homura came over with the juice, and said seriously to Madoka Kame: "Madoka, you still don't want to understand this kind of adult's dirty deal, you just need to know that Riku really wants to have sex with the star cup Friends will do."

"Oh." Madoka Kame nodded, no longer entangled in this question.

Altair, who was sitting in front of the TV, took a deep breath and smiled slightly: "As expected of the director, he easily saw the dirty deal behind this."

"Even if you lick the director like this, the director won't feel anything. Let me tell you, the director doesn't have any feelings for the girls in the group. If you don't believe me, you can ask the group." Naiyazi whispered, making the corner of Altair's mouth One pump.

Altair said that she just saw a lot in the group and habitually complained.

The director is good at everything, but when it comes to who he likes, there is only one answer.

I like you, and everyone.

You are all my paper man wives.

You don't even need to ask, you will know the answer directly.

If you don't, you won't be the director.

"Maybe this is the charm of the director." Altair smiled emotionally, and she kept smiling while staring at the series played on TV seriously.

It is a kind of unobtainable charm, and only when unobtainable can people want it the most.

That's right, this is Leng Fan's charm.

Just when everyone was happy with Riku's world, Leng Fan got up and was about to walk to the refrigerator, and took out a bottle of milk to drink.

You secretly said that I was handsome, but I heard it!hum!

Let the handsome me proudly akimbo for a while.

Unexpectedly, when Leng Fan thought of this, his eyes flashed and disappeared in a flash.

When he came back to his senses, he saw that it was pitch black.

what!This is the feeling of a small black house!

"My mother duck!!" Leng Fan spat out a mouthful of milk, completely unaware that he was dragged into the small dark room at this moment.

Obviously I didn't change the plot!

WRYYYYYYY! !

Chapter 330 [-] Leng Fan comprehended despair at this very moment——! !

Three days later, Leng Fan came out of the small dark room.

At this time, he felt that his whole body was moldy, and there was a sour smell!Because when he was locked in the small black room before, he held a bottle of milk in his hand, and then spurted it out in excitement, so after three days of fermentation, the milk has turned into yogurt.

Filled with a terrible smell that makes people resist.

"Ahahahaha! I'm already invincible!!" Leng Fan stood in his living room looking up and laughing, Lumu Yuanxiang and others around him immediately covered their noses when they saw the moldy Leng Fan.

"It stinks! Director, why do you stink so much!!" Yuanxiang Lumu was in a bad mood. Girls were naturally repelled by smells, so they didn't dare to approach Leng Fan for a while.

Leng Fan stopped laughing when he heard this, and then said weakly: "I accidentally spilled the milk, and then I was dragged out to perform the task for three days. I feel like I'm about to turn into yogurt."

"Director, go take a shower quickly. I'll help you put the water away." Kamu Yuanxiang hurriedly turned around and ran to the bathroom to put the shower away. Although Leng Fan's house does not have a Japanese-style bathroom, the living these few days has been exhausted. got used to.

And Leng Fan's eyes were blank, as if he was about to die, the ghost knew that he hadn't slept for a few days, and he was so sleepy anyway.

After taking a bath, I went to bed, but according to the previous urination, I couldn’t sleep no matter what, I have to say this is a reincarnation!

History is always strikingly similar.