Urban Super Live

"But, to be honest, a single dog can't afford to be hurt, and there are people laughing at it everywhere!"

"The seedlings are not as young as they are!"

"..."

Entering the feature film, the first scene is the scene where Wang Dachui and a few men with scruffy and wretched appearance are preparing for the interview.

The wretched man's performer is a scene reporter of the crew, but he also looks good.

At this time, Wang Dahui, played by Yang Shuhe, saw the wretched man beside him, picking his nose.

Immediately, Wang Dachui's self-confident inner monologue sounded:

"This kind of soil and fat round hanging silk also comes to compete with me, and it is a dead end."

As a result, as soon as this sentence fell, the beautiful woman played by Mika brought a cup of coffee for the wretched man, and said in a coquettish tone unique to Korean girls: "Ouba~ Thank you for your hard work, okay, interview later Let's work hard!"

The wretched man took the coffee and said calmly, "Yeah!"

Wang Dachui was speechless immediately, only two embarrassing "hehe".

"..."

"Haha, how funny!"

"I like watching Yang Shuhe being hit the most!"

"It's still as exciting as the last episode!"

"Standards haven't dropped!"

"I'm looking forward to the next plot!"

"..."

When watching this, almost no one questioned the standard of this episode anymore, the same unscrupulousness, the same cute contrast, this is what I want!

Only Zhu Yihong is still a little uncertain because he hasn't seen the advertisement of coco mobile phone yet.

"..."

At this time, the plot entered the manager's office, and Wang Dahui handed over his resume to the manager played by Lu Ziqiao.

Wearing a pair of black-rimmed glasses, Lu Ziqiao said calmly, "What is your profession?"

Seeing this, Wang Dachui immediately complained with a pair of dead fish eyes:

"Is this attitude looking down on me? I really want to tell you how I come from."

Then he imagined such a picture arrogantly:

"Wang Dachui said to himself: I am the winner of the first prize scholarship for the financial management major of Harvard University in the United States!

When Lu Ziqiao heard this, she immediately had a shocked expression on her face, and she knelt down on the desk, saying, "Kneel down for the uncle." "

It's a pity that once the screen returned to reality, what Wang Dahammer actually said was:

"I major in walking tractors from Lantian Technician Tractor College."

"..."

Although there is no Lanxiang in this world, there is a technical school that is almost as famous as Lanxiang, called Lantian Technical School, so the audience understands this stalk.

Suddenly, everyone burst into laughter.

Especially when Wang Dahammer uttered that classic line:

"It won't be long before I get promoted, raise my salary, become the general manager, become the CEO, marry Bai Fumei, and reach the pinnacle of my life. Thinking about it, I'm a little excited."

Many viewers were hit by this sentence, and they only felt that it was awesome. It summed up all the wishes in life, as if saying that they had gone to the bottom of their hearts.

Just such a simple sentence expresses the ultimate fantasy of most hangers! !

After the video finished clipping the manager's nose hair, Wang Dachui finally found the manager's unzipped crotch.

After a series of ridiculous fantasies, Wang Dachui repeatedly pulled the zipper of his pants to the manager. That ecstasy gesture immediately blinded the audience's titanium alloy eyes?

Many netizens who were eating breakfast laughed so hard that they almost spit out their food, which made the family members next to them very surprised. They looked at their sons, husbands, daughters, or wives with foolish eyes.

Especially Wang Dachui's crotch was stretched until it started to smoke, and he even leaned forward and backward with laughter, overjoyed.

In the end, Wang Dahammer passed this ultimate test and successfully applied for this company.

When he started to fantasize: "It won't be long before I will be promoted, raise my salary, become the general manager, become the CEO, marry Bai Fumei, and reach the pinnacle of my life. Thinking about it, I'm a little excited."

The scene suddenly changed to a scene where the manager played by Lu Ziqiao came out of the toilet, and then Wang Dachui zipped the manager up.

This reversal made everyone laugh.

Finally, when Wang Dahui said: "Oh, the manager's love for me is really hidden!", the audience's joy finally reached its peak: "Hahaha, I almost laughed out loud!"

"Your sister! What kind of love is this? It's still hidden!"

"It's over, I sprayed my wife's face with rice, He Miao, you are responsible!"

"Mom asked me why I was on my knees looking at my phone!"

"Other people look at my phone and laugh non-stop, and they say I'm crazy!"