The Strongest Big Brother

"Come on, brother monkey, don't show off in front of my sister. I suggest you change your partner. My sister is not so easy to fool." Shen Ao waved his hand impatiently, he didn't care about Hou Xibai's words in the original book. Weight, and the relationship with Ssangyong.

As long as it's not a girl, as long as it has nothing to do with the mission, Shen Ao won't bother to talk to her.

As for whether Susu was really fascinated by Hou Xibai, Shen Ao didn't have to worry at all.Because on weekdays, Shen Ao's way of making Su Su happy is countless times better than this Hou Xibai.

The conversation was interrupted by Shen Ao, Hou Xibai looked at Shen Ao with some depression.

Of course, Hou Xibai was a little unhappy at this moment, but his accomplishments were quite good, and he didn't show any disgust.

"This elder brother is overthinking. I just had a flirtation with Miss Susu, so I just chatted a few more words, and I have no other intentions."

"Really? It is rumored that Brother Monkey has a nickname called Young Master Passionate, but in my opinion, this nickname is really exaggerated. Your method of striking up conversations is really weak." Shen Ao curled his lips and said.

Hou Xibai was taken aback for a moment, and then showed dissatisfaction on his face.He is quite proud of the nickname of the amorous son.

Seeing Hou Xibai's behavior, Su Su couldn't help laughing, and suddenly changed her tune, "My brother's words are true, maybe Mr. Hou doesn't know yet? My brother has a pear blossom pressure plant called Yushu Linfengsheng Pan'an." The good name of Begonia. Compared with my elder brother who has lived among tens of thousands of flowers without a leaf sticking to his body, Mr. Hou is indeed a bit inferior."

Su Su suddenly changed her mind, which made Shen Ao nodded greatly.Well, I didn't love this apprentice in vain, I still know how to protect my master at critical moments.As for what Su Su said just now, it was actually Shen Ao's usual boastful mantra.

"May I ask Miss Susu's elder brother Gao's name?" After being fooled by Susu, Hou Xibai was really shocked.

"My humble Fang Ao!" Shen Ao clasped his hands together, since he wanted to pretend to be Su Su's elder brother, he had to change his surname.What's more, Shen Ao was worried that if he reported his real name, Hou Xibai would recognize him.

After all, nowadays, Qingluan Sword Immortal Shen Ao's name is still very resounding in the Jianghu.

With Hou Xibai's identity, it is not difficult to find out the deeds of Qingluan Sword Immortal.

"Young Master Hou, you don't know yet, do you? My elder brother is a veteran of flowers. There are countless wives and concubines in the family. I can't count them all. Every sister-in-law loves my elder brother deeply, and there are countless beauties looking forward to him. My elder brother threw himself into his arms. Yesterday, Beauty Ren, the third head of the Pengliang Society, was like this." When Su Su said this, she did not forget to wink fiercely at Shen Ao.

Shen Ao held back his smile, okay!This girl is really unhappy about what happened last night.

After Susu said this, Hou Xibai was shocked.Immediately, he bowed deeply to Shen Ao, and said very seriously, "Brother Fang, so you are an expert! I hope you will give me your advice."

Chapter 1206 Teaching Experience in Picking Up Girls

All right!Shen Ao's vanity was greatly satisfied by being so modestly asked for advice by the legendary amorous young master.

Squinting his eyes, Shen Ao pretended to be inscrutable and asked, "Brother Monkey, do you know how many types of women there are?"

"Oh? Is there a difference between women?" Hou Xibai was stunned for a moment, a little confused.

"Of course! Alas, you are still called a sentimental son in vain, but you don't even know the most basic things? What do you want me to say about you?"

Shen Ao's words immediately made Hou Xibai feel ashamed.

Shen Ao curled his lips, shrugged his shoulders and said, "I've always heard that Brother Hou likes to hang out in brothels. It's ridiculous. If you go to brothels for a few laps, can you be called a master of love? Is it chic and romantic?"

Such words directly blocked Hou Xibai's teeth.

"That's called loafing, it's obscene, it's vulgar. For people in the field of love, it is something we are not ashamed of. A real lover needs to be tasteful, a person who should have style, and a noble person. A person with low taste."

Hou Xibai was stunned by Shen Ao for a moment, why did he feel that if he said it from the other party's mouth, it would be tasteless, tasteless, and not noble enough to visit brothels by himself?

"Uh, I'd like to ask you to give me some pointers." Hou Xibai wiped off his sweat and said with a little shame.

Shen Ao shook his head, waved his hands and said, "Think about it, those women in the brothel, they committed themselves to the brothel for one reason or another, using their bodies and innocence as bargaining chips for gold and silver. As for men, it is understandable to have fun, but it is not kind enough to deceive and use so-called means to win the love of a poor woman. They are already miserable enough, and you let them fall in love all day long What an abominable act to wash your face with tears?"

"It's not necessarily that everyone is pitiful, right? Many of those brothel women are also greedy for vanity and willing to degenerate." At this moment, Su Su interjected in a low voice.

Shen Ao gave Su Su a white look, and said admonishingly, "Do you care if they are willing to degenerate? In my opinion, there is no difference between performing arts and not selling their bodies and selling their bodies or not, because they get paid through labor. Do you understand the principle of seeking common ground while reserving differences? Do you understand that existence is reasonable? If these brothel women are regarded as ordinary practitioners, they may not be inferior to others."

Hou Xibai on the side was sweating profusely!This Mr. Fang is really not a mortal!Such a theory, he actually said it in a set way.

After Shen Ao taught Susu a lesson, he turned to Hou Xibai and said, "Do you understand grades? Brother Monkey, you hope that when you walk on the street, every lady in a brothel will wave to you and say, Mr. Hou, remember to visit again next time." Ah. Or do you hope that all the daughters of your family will regard you as the lover of their dreams and admire your knowledge and talents?"

"This... This is of course..." Hou Xibai wiped the sweat from his forehead again.

Li Jing on the side ate the steamed buns on the table sullenly, not paying attention to Shen Ao's brainwashing talk.He has seen such a scene many times.This is also why Li Jing feels that the new protagonist is extremely scary.Because the protagonist can always turn black into white and leave you speechless.

"That's why, the real love saint doesn't lie in what you do on your own initiative, and someone admires you. For example, when you entered the inn just now, when you saw my sister, your first reaction was to come over to get close, which is wrong. You Do you think all the women in the world look like those in brothels?"

"Um, wrong?" Hou Xibai opened his eyes wide.

"Yeah, normal women, if they meet someone to strike up a conversation with, their first reaction is definitely to be vigilant, and then keep a distance from you. After all, this kind of women are not like women in brothels. Women in brothels flatter you and accept you easily. That's for the sake of customers." source and income. Different identities determine that they have different appeals and needs for the opposite sex, which is an essential difference.”

Hou Xibai suddenly realized, and asked humbly, "Then, Brother Fang, what should I do at this time?"

have to!This child has been successfully brainwashed by the lord.

Li Jing shook his head and silently mourned for Hou Xibai.

"Do you know that there is a saying called Ming Xiu Plank Road, secretly crossing Chen Cang?"

Hou Xibai shook his head, with his understanding of women, how could he compare to Shen Ao, an old fritter?Besides, Shen Ao has chased more women than Hou Xibai went to brothels to patronize, right?

Well, this analogy is not appropriate either.All in all, Shen Ao's accomplishments in chasing women are definitely beyond what Hou Xibai can match.

"This is what you should do at this time. Take the initiative to come up and ask: girl, you are very beautiful! The clothes match your temperament very well, but I don't know where you bought them? I want to buy one for my sister. In this case, First of all, the girl will be happy because you praised her appearance, and at the same time, she will relax her vigilance towards you. She thinks that you know how to take care of her sister and are a very careful and gentle man."

"This... but I don't have a younger sister."

"Stupid! If you don't have a younger sister, you must have an older sister, right? If you don't have an older sister, then you must have a mother, right? It doesn't matter who you buy the clothes for, the most important thing is to strike up a conversation with a woman."

"Brother Fang, I have seen it." Hou Xibai sighed inexplicably, and looked at Shen Ao with great admiration.

Su Su was completely dumbfounded, she just raised Shen Ao deliberately just now, just to see the master show embarrassment in front of the amorous young master.But she never expected that this amorous son Hou Xibai was taught to be docile by his master.

For a while, Susu finally understood why she was so fascinated by this master, and why Ren Meimei was willing to throw herself in the arms of her master.