The Absolute Villain of the Second Dimension

Li Xuan couldn't help but gasped and said: "My darling, the Shanhe Sheji map is Nuwa's only magic weapon besides the Nine Heavens Breathing Soil and the Red Hydrangea Ball, and it is also the most commonly used magic weapon. How did you get it?"

Fei'er waved triumphantly and said: "This girl found all the fragments of the Shanhe Sheji Map and sewed them together after going through a lot of hardships. It seems that the Shanhe Sheji Map was involved because of a battle between immortals and Buddhas." After leaving the world of mortals and no longer belonging to Nuwa, I have an opportunity to take advantage of."

"You are really lucky..."

Chapter 33 Playing around

"You are really lucky. You can get such a rare treasure, and you have completely separated from Nuwa. Are you the illegitimate daughter of the goddess of fate?" Li Xuan looked at Fei'er with a complacent expression. The expression couldn't help but complain.

"Then Emperor Ziwei, please go back. If you don't go back, we don't dare to go back to the tribe. Or, you should find another place to compete." Chi You immediately interrupted the conversation between Li Xuan and Fei'er. He still knew what kind of bad idea Xuan was holding back, and he was waiting for the moment when he went down to untie the formation under the blood-melting demon sword, and Fei'er joined forces to attack, and deal a heavy blow to the Chi You tribe!

Of course, Chi You would not allow such a thing to happen. If these two guys were really allowed to destroy it, then needless to say, almost nine out of ten Chi You tribes would be destroyed by the opponent's hands. After all, one is the Emperor of Heaven, and the other A mysterious master of the Three Religions who still has the magic weapon to turn the world upside down and turn the sun and the moon in his hand!

Li Xuan and Fei'er looked at each other, then at Chi You, who was staring at him like a tiger, and Xing Tian, ​​who wanted to rush forward for revenge, they could only shrug their shoulders to express their abandonment.

After the two flew far away, they looked at each other with a big smile and said, "Your acting skills are pretty good."

"Your acting skills are really good. I really didn't see it. The majestic Emperor Ziwei is so good at pretending. He also has an expression of being reluctant to attack the Chiyou tribe, and an expression of trying his best. I I almost burst out laughing, the last time he and Xing Tian teamed up and couldn't get along with me, this time it's just a mere Xing Tian who really thinks he can entangle me?" Rubbing her stomach, Mayfair Li Xuan's disguise was exposed without hesitation.

Li Xuan just smiled awkwardly and said: "It's not for making it more realistic, after all, it was made for the great Tianzun and others, but I really didn't expect you to be able to take out the map of the mountains and rivers. Even before you get the river map, you already have the mountain and river map, this kind of difference makes people a little jealous, naked jealousy."

"I can't help it. Who made this girl so attractive? Maybe it's a shortcut for the system to see how cute and charming this girl is, so you will slowly regret that you are not a girl, not as cute as me." Fei The son looked at Li Xuan with a smirk.

And Li Xuan said with black lines all over his head: "Maybe the system is a pervert, planted in your body to look at your privacy openly, making you stronger just so that you will not be bullied by the women in its harem." what about death?"

"Then what do you need so many men for? You can't explain this, right?" As if disgusted by Li Xuan's words, Fei'er immediately asked back.

Li Xuan raised his eyebrows in disdain and said: "Is this hard to explain? Doesn't a strong man need a bunch of powerful younger brothers to escort him? Even a beautiful woman would like to have a bunch of people protecting herself desperately." Look at Athena in Saint Seiya, a group of old men are working hard there, just to pretend to be a weak and innocent Athena on the other side. The Emperor and Hades are dead, aren't they?"

"Hmm... I'm going to die if I let it go, cut, really, a guy who doesn't know how to be humble to girls is not a woman." Fei'er felt that she couldn't beat Li Xuan, and suddenly puffed up Cheek turned his head aside and ignored Li Xuan.

Li Xuan shrugged his shoulders helplessly and said: "Okay, okay, don't be awkward, Xiaosheng apologized here, and please Miss Fei'er, please don't mind, Xiaosheng is here~"

"Pfft...forget it, forget it, I won't be angry with you this time." Fei'er couldn't hold back for a while, and burst out laughing when she heard Li Xuan's weird words, but because of face, she held back He just waved his hands pretending to be grand.

Li Xuan just smiled slightly when he saw Fei'er's appearance.

He has forgotten how long it was to play around with others like this. After all, since he became a strong man, he has had to wear a strong mask, so he can't have fun playing, although every time he sees Ji Gong Li Xuan would like to imitate the famous sayings, but he couldn't hold back his face. The other strong men were not as naughty as Fei'er. For a while, Li Xuan could only watch Fei'er recalling the past with emotion.

"Hey, what's the matter with you? Why are you in a trance all of a sudden?" Seeing that Li Xuan's eyes were a little wandering, Fei'er couldn't help but ran forward and waved her hand and asked.

Li Xuan smiled and said: "It's nothing, by the way, let's go back first, and take away the map of Shanhe Sheji by the way, what should be said has been said, there is no need to hide it anymore, those guys in the sky should know I know, I don’t know anything I shouldn’t know, but you have to take good care of the map of the mountains and rivers. This treasure has never appeared in this world. In terms of power, it is similar to the Donghuang Bell, and it can create worlds. , although it is only a world that is real but separate and separate, and the other is to create an illusory world in the painting."

"I know the words that money is not revealed, don't worry, are you planning to pick on me? Are you so concerned, are you planning to pick on me?" Seeing Fei'er's sly face, Li Xuan couldn't help but punched Knocked on Mayfair's head and said: "Yeah, I'm going to pick you up, what's the matter, don't you want to?"

Mayfair rubbed her head and pretended to look at it for a while before saying: "Not bad, if you want to have a good figure and good looks, you can consider it, you can consider it, as long as you bring down the system, I won't hesitate Throw yourself into a hug, the kind that includes a warm bed~"

Seeing Fei'er winking there, Li Xuan couldn't help but burst out laughing and said, "A warm bed? Is it the kind that won't go down even if it's warm? If it's not, I won't accept it."

Fei'er pretended to be shy when she heard Li Xuan's words: "Short oil, you hate me, you damn ghost, if you know what you have to say, you won't be allowed to go to bed tonight."

"Is it up to you to do this?"

"Xiaoyou, if you don't want the Yellow Emperor's tribe to be destroyed by us, be honest~"

Chapter 34 Early exploration

"Teacher, are you back? Nothing unexpected happened?" Huang Di looked at Li Xuan and Fei'er and asked worriedly.

Li Xuan shook his head lightly. Although Huangdi still calls him a teacher now, one day, Huangdi will remember what he should remember, and he will be an enemy in the end. Even if he is so close now, it will not help.

"It's nothing serious, I just pretended to quarrel and ran to the sky above the Chi You tribe to fight, which caused a little trouble for the Chi You tribe. It’s still very good, at least nearly one-fifth of the Chiyou tribe has been successfully destroyed.” Fei’er smiled and said mischievously as she watched Li Xuan wink her eyes.

The Yellow Emperor, Huang Zhonggong and others looked at Li Xuan and Fei'er in astonishment. For a moment, they couldn't imagine what they did to cause Chi You's tribe to suffer such a heavy loss. There is no way to recover!

"Such power... Should it be said that it is worthy of being the Emperor of Heaven..." Huang Di looked at the figures of Li Xuan and Fei'er in a daze and said with emotion.

Back in the tent arranged by the Yellow Emperor, Li Xuan waved his finger, and the power of a starlight condensed into a jug and two wine glasses. Looking at Fei'er, he said, "Fei'er, this is the jade liquid produced by the Heavenly Court. Wine, do you want to taste it?"

Fei'er shook her head like a rattle and said, "No, I don't like drinking, drinking is a mistake, and generally, men don't have any good intentions to invite women to drink, so they won't fall for your tricks."

"...I really don't understand why when I saw you for the first time, I thought you were a fairy. You were clearly just a little girl who didn't grow up and was self-righteous. With your current strength, could it be that you can't handle it? Can't a small pot of wine be enough?" Li Xuan looked at Fei'er speechlessly, and almost covered his face in embarrassment for her.

Mayfair scratched her head in embarrassment and said haha: "Ahaha, what, I don't like drinking very much, because the taste of wine is not good, I like drinking juice."

"...This is brewed from fairy fruit. Although it is called wine, it is actually no different from fruit juice. After all, you can't let the immortals get drunk at the Queen Mother's Pan Peach Conference, right? If this is the case, how can the Peach Conference be held? Let a group of fairies and gods go crazy over drinking, and then the Queen Mother and the Jade Emperor go crazy? I really don’t know what you think." Li Xuan looked at Fei'er who was full of embarrassment.

He was almost sure that Mayfair just didn't want to drink what he brought, and was afraid that there was something in it, and it wasn't that she didn't like drinking or something.

Li Xuan first poured himself a cup and said: "I'll do it first, you can do whatever you want, anyway, the taste is very unique, if you want to drink, you can pour it for yourself, if you don't want to drink, just talk directly."

Fei'er watched Li Xuan directly lift the jug and poured himself a cup of milky white jade liquid wine. She smelled the smell coming out of it, and felt itchy in her heart for a while, as if a kitten was scratching it. She couldn't get up and down, and it was extremely uncomfortable.

Li Xuan could tell that Fei'er wanted to drink to death, but also wanted to save face and didn't dare to raise her hand, for fear of being laughed at by him.

Li Xuan shook his head helplessly, although he is the emperor of heaven and in charge of the stars, but for girls, no matter how strong they are, he must be tolerant.

Before Fei'er could react, Li Xuan poured a cup of Yuye Qiongjiu and pushed it in front of Fei'er and said with a smile: "Beautiful Fei'er, please give me a little face for this emperor, how about a few cups? Anyway, it’s not wine, and it’s impossible to be drunk, right?”

"Well... well, then, let's do you a favor, and I'll just have a few drinks with you, hmph, it's not what I want to drink, you begged me to drink, I just want to take care of your face Drink it, don’t get me wrong.” Looking at Fei’er’s blushing and arrogant appearance, Li Xuan felt that this girl who used to be like an elf and fairy is now a little more popular and cuter. It's not as illusory and unreachable as before.

Fei'er blushed and took a sip of the jade liquid wine, and felt that the taste was very good, like a fruit juice that had been purified countless times, much better than the fruit wine made from spiritual fruits that she drank before.

After sneaking a few glances at Li Xuan, Fei'er felt that this domineering, cunning, and insidious guy seemed to be pleasing to the eye countless times, and somehow he looked a little better than Pan An.

Li Xuan didn't notice Fei'er's abnormality, but after taking a few sips, he said seriously: "Fei'er, although this war is the most important thing... Forget it, you can unfold the map of Shanhe Sheji first, although There is no way to block it, but it can also be affected."

Fei'er nodded obediently, and the Twelve Capital Heavenly Demon God immediately formed a large array of Dutian Gods to surround the two of them, and then Fei'er unfolded the map of the mountains and rivers to wrap the two in it. Caidao: "The Dutian Shensha formation also has the effect of forming a world of its own. A combination of a prehistoric number one killing formation and strange treasures is even more difficult for the system to monitor. Come on, what is it? "