The Absolute Villain of the Second Dimension

And the girl shook her head angrily to the other side and breathed a sigh of relief, then turned around with her hands on her hips and said, "Dalian is my name!"

"Oh, what, it's still a pet." Li Xuan couldn't help complaining when he looked at Dalian's cute little face. Tsundere pet is enough, and kicked the future owner.

"By the way, Danterian is the name of the devil. I wonder if there will be any interesting things in the knowledge of the devil. It's really exciting..."

Chapter 3 I have done many things

Li Xuan's words stunned Dalian for a moment, then she glanced at Li Xuan unhappily, and said with a preaching look: "Hmph, it's because there are people like you, that's why I've been thinking about fighting with the devil." Make deals, get the knowledge of demons and so on, and the world will be in chaos."

"Let's not talk about this, that guy Wesley didn't do anything excessive to you, did he? If so, I apologize to you on his behalf. Although the apology is useless, if you want to dig a grave, I will I don't mind, it's none of my business anyway." Looking at the girl's appearance, Li Xuan felt that he couldn't imagine Wesley not doing anything, so he couldn't help asking with a strange expression.

"The most extreme thing is what you are thinking in your mind right now!" Darian angrily picked up the lighter that Li Xuan put aside, and walked out first, as if she didn't want to stay here with Li Xuan It's been too long.

Li Xuan didn't care, and walked out with the chair straightened.

In the kitchen, Li Xuan lit the fire and started cooking. Although he doesn't like cooking very much, but he is unlucky because this period is his Sangong period, let alone casting some supernatural powers, it is eight or nine Xuan Gong also disappeared completely. During this period, he was like an ordinary mortal, in order to avoid the three disasters of heaven, earth and human beings that must be suffered once every 500 years because of practicing the technique of longevity.

It is also for this reason that Li Xuan hates trouble and ordinary pets, because only the purple-eyed silver fox can protect him, but ordinary pets cannot!

"Hey, have you ever been a soldier?" Dalian turned Li Xuan's bag on the table, saw Li Xuan's nonchalant expression, couldn't help but took out the bullets inside and asked.

Li Xuan glanced back, stunned for a moment, then smiled and said, "Yes, I want to experience a different life, and I want to know what the soldiers on the battlefield think about."

"What's the result?" Dalian seemed to be aroused by Li Xuan's words, and couldn't help asking.

Li Xuan smiled and said: "There is no result, it is still greed, greed to live, want to live with friends, so unceremoniously take the life of the enemy, want a higher position, want More money, all I want, so after I understand the answer, there is no result, I left the battlefield and came here."

"In your eyes, do human beings only have greed?" Dalian looked at Li Xuan complicatedly, not knowing what to say, but asked this question again.

"Probably, but isn't this very good? It's very exciting. The excitement and luck after killing the enemy because you want to live, and the reunion with brothers and lovers are all very good. It's ugly and ugly. Wonderful." Li Xuan roasted the food in the pot and brought it up.

"By the way, let me confirm that you are really Wesley's friend? That guy has always been alone." Li Xuan put the toast on the table, and brought the plate over to prepare black tea.

Dalian looked very happy when he mentioned Wesley, and the corners of his mouth slightly raised: "Yes, he is a very good person."

"That's right, that guy isn't alone anymore." Li Xuan smiled lightly, took out the tea leaves, poured them into the teapot, put a layer of filter on them before pouring the hot water in .

Darian twitched her nose, and seemed very satisfied with the bread. She found a piece of paper and put the bread on it, and couldn't help but ask, "Where is the sugar?"

"Do you want to add it to the black tea?" Li Xuan asked after putting the cup and the small milk pot into the plate.

"It's not black tea, you idiot." This unreasonable accusation made Li Xuan stunned for a moment, took out the sugar and watched Da Lian dig something in his pocket.

"Fried bread has been coated with sugar since ancient times." Da Lian found a small bottle from Li Xuan's pocket with a happy face.

Li Xuan helplessly put the sugar in front of Da Lian, took the small bottle back and said: "Although I don't know who stipulated that fried bread must be eaten with sugar, I have to remind you that a What's in the bottle is honey, not sugar, this is sugar."

"Honey..." Da Lian looked at the small bottle of honey in Li Xuan's hand unwillingly, but then sprinkled sugar on the bread, and ate it happily, looking very happy.

"By the way, by the way, this is for me to temporarily fill my stomach. After all, I still have to cook." Li Xuan couldn't help sighing as he watched Da Lian eat with gusto.

Dalian said very confidently: "You said it just now, it's too pitiful for Dalian to have an empty stomach."

"Hahaha, yes, yes, but I forgot, sorry, you can continue to eat." Li Xuan scratched his head, smiled indifferently, and served the black tea.

Seeing Li Xuan skillfully cooking there, Dalian couldn't help but asked curiously: "Have you ever been a chef? It looks like you're very skilled."

Hearing what Dalian said, Li Xuan couldn't help feeling playful, turned his face, and said with a cute face: "Do you have an urge to eat me before eating?"

Da Lian looked at Li Xuan with a deflated face, not to say that Li Xuan's current behavior is not attractive, if it were a different man, either the nosebleeds were too much and he was in a dying state, or he couldn't help but pounce. Going up, but to her, it clearly feels like a boy, but the face of the other party is undoubtedly so cute that even many women are ashamed, like an angel created by God's favor ; But these two situations appear on the same person, that kind of weird feeling has to make people whisper in their hearts.

"Hahaha, Dalian was fooled. I did work as a chef before, but because of the harassment of the store manager, I stopped doing it after three years. I also worked as a carpenter, deacon and tutor. Anyway, I can do it. I basically did all the things, look forward to it, the food I cook is delicious..."

Chapter 4 Enduring family and ancestral teachings

Looking at the black thing that Li Xuan brought to the table, the corner of Dalian's mouth twitched a few times and couldn't help asking pitifully: "What is this? Is it a legendary dark dish that can kill people?"

"Hahahaha, Dalian, you are too good at joking. These are just green pepper and potato chips with the skin fried on purpose. You can eat first, and there are other dishes." Li Xuan didn't care about what Dalian said. I care, although he is not very good at sitting and eating, but because he has learned from the chefs of the palace and the people in the imperial dining room of the Celestial Dynasty, it is not a problem at all, if it is really a comparison Well, the chefs of five-star hotels can only bow down to him. The only ones who can beat him are those talented chefs whose cooking methods are secret or have found a new way.

"Hmm!" Dalian picked up a dark, rectangular object with suspicion and carefully put it in her mouth, but her eyes widened in the next second, as if something incredible had happened.

When Li Xuan served another dish, he only found that the previous dish had been destroyed by the wind and clouds, leaving a few sporadic potato chips.

Seeing the twitching appearance of Li Xuan's mouth, Dalian couldn't help turning her face away in embarrassment, and changed the subject and said embarrassingly: "How do you make it, it tastes quite delicious."

Li Xuan could only sigh, and stepped up cooking while saying: "It is wrapped with a layer of starch, because after frying potato chips, they will either be hard and affect the taste, or they will be very soft. It is broken, but after being wrapped with starch, as long as you fry it after frying, the outside will be very crispy, but the inside will be very tender and delicious."

"Is it coated with starch after frying?" After all, Dalian has read a lot of books, and although she doesn't know how to do it, she can still make a rough guess.

Li Xuan also smiled without concealing: "Yeah, because I want to taste it, I put starch on it after the quarrel, fry it a little longer, and the potato slices inside will soften, and then put the soup in front. If it is on the top, the taste will be very good, and there is no need to re-fry the side, which is a more delicious dish in the Qing Dynasty."

Because it is not long after the First World War, and Japan only invaded China during the Second World War, and later the People's Republic of China came into being. Before, no matter whether it was ruled by Yuan Shikai or whoever, it was not ruled by The outside countries recognized it, so it was unified called the Great Qing Dynasty.

But Dalian suddenly seemed to think of something, pointed to the potato chips and said: "Actually, you used some condiments to blacken it on purpose. If it was fried, it should be golden yellow. Not only the taste is crispy and delicious, but also the appearance. It should be fragrant and tender!"

"Ah, I didn't expect Dalian to know about cooking. Not bad." Hearing that Li Xuan acquiesced in this way, several veins popped out on Dalian's forehead immediately, and she stared in astonishment inside. In the middle, he vented his anger on the dishes Li Xuan served, as if vowing not to let Li Xuan eat them.

Li Xuan looked at half of the dishes on the plate and quickly took a deep breath. After frying the last dish, he walked over with the rice and said, "Don't grab it, so many dishes are not enough for you. Eating rice is the only way to enjoy it, don’t be fooled like this, it will be wasted.”

"Huh!" Da Lian snorted softly, and did not refuse Li Xuan's kindness. She brought over the bowl containing rice, added a lot of vegetables to it, and ate it quickly, as if she wanted to eat it before Li Xuan was full. It's the same as eating all the rice and vegetables.

Li Xuan looked at Da Lian with a wry smile, and he didn't stop him. Anyway, with Da Lian's physique, it is impossible to eat much. After all, this is not bread or the like, as long as it is soaked in water, it can only be squeezed into a small piece kind of.

After eating, Dalian did not eat much because she ate a plate in advance, but it was already very difficult to finish the small bowl of rice in front of her.

After Li Xuan packed his things, he made the black tea and said, "I'll drink it later. Eastern food is no better than Western food. Everything you eat is seamless, not like bread. Let the water dissolve it."

Regarding this matter, Da Lian did not refute Li Xuan, but nodded, and waited for Li Xuan to pack up his things before saying: "As Weiss' uncle, you still have some value."