I, the Two-dimensional Debt Collector

Driving while drunk is dangerous, let alone using magic. Chen Lin has to prevent Xiao Lin from accidentally hurting himself.

"Look, this magic can be used to ice wine. I usually go to the port area to buy wine. Even if the wine is cold when I buy it, it will be hot when I come back. With this magic, I can drink as soon as I come back!"

"..."

Chen Lin looked at Xiao Lin performing her magic with eyes that looked mentally retarded.

You know, the reason why Xiaolin learns magic is to get the approval of Emperor Yan Yan, and Emperor Yan Yan does not approve of a person without any power by his daughter's side... If it were Chen Lin, he would agree .

But the magic that Kobayashi is performing now feels familiar to Chen Lin...Akuya!Is that you, Aqua!

The magic that Xiao Lin performed for Chen Lin was completely similar to Akuya's useless banquet magic...but it can't be said that it was completely useless, at least it would be no problem to perform a dragon king spraying water.

In fact, Kobayashi's magic can't be said to be useless, for example, it is very good for cold beer, and when you wake up in the morning and can't find your glasses, you can use magic to send glasses to your hands... It is true that it is useful Very useful.

There's also magic like getting wine to your mouth without lifting a glass.

"How is it? It's interesting, isn't it? Ton, ton, ton, ton, ton..." While playing magic and drinking wine, if it's just this level of magic, there is no need to worry that Xiaolin will hurt himself.

"Hahaha, you must be thinking that the magic I have learned for so long is just like this, right? Those are just my own creations for the convenience of life, for example..."

Under the blessing of alcohol, Xiao Lin seemed to be having fun. After a short spell, a fiery fireball condensed in Xiao Lin's hands. If he wanted to get the approval of Emperor Yan, at least this type would do.

For example, if those magics similar to banquet skills are seen by Emperor Yan Yan, it is possible to kill Kobayashi directly regardless of the rules.

But now this fireball is justified. If it wasn't for fear of damaging the furniture and deliberately compressing its power, Xiaolin's fireball might ignite the surrounding combustibles even if it existed.

Xiao Lin can also be regarded as a genius in magic. Chen Lin just gave her some magic books for her to learn by herself, but she didn't expect that she could use magic well just by reading books. It can be seen that Xiao Lin's aptitude is quite good .

If there are more opportunities, it is not impossible to surpass Thor in the future. In a word...the future is promising!

"Let's stop here for the show or something, how about we continue to drink?"

"Don't worry, Chen Lin, you can just drink well over there, and I can also dance swords... t t t t t t t t t t t t

Kobayashi held a beer in one hand and a holy sword exuding a holy breath in the other. This holy sword was originally the holy sword that humans in that world stabbed at Thor.

After Kobayashi pulled out the holy sword stuck in Thor's body on the day he met Thor, the holy sword seemed to recognize Kobayashi as its owner. Chen Lin had seen this holy sword before when he was looking at Kobayashi's asset list. Sword, and this holy sword also sprouted self-awareness in Kobayashi's hands.

While drinking wine and dancing with his sword, Chen Lin subconsciously moved back a little.

Good guy... Is she going to be Li Bai?If she could always be Li Bai?

Waving the holy sword in the living room, making a whirring sound and emitting a dazzling light, Chen Lin could feel the whine of the holy sword... She used the holy sword that can slay dragons to perform?

???

Holy Sword felt that she was insulted!

Then the light of the holy sword went out.

"Lighten up quickly." Drunk Xiao Lin tapped the blade of the holy sword with a wine jar, "Didn't you say that I am your mother? You have to take responsibility for turning me, an unmarried virgin girl, into a mother." what."

dong dong dong.

The sound of the beer can hitting the holy sword was like the scream of the holy sword.

"Okay, okay, okay." Chen Lin quickly stopped, "Drink, drink, drink..."

"That's right...drink."

Ton ton ton ton ton.

……

Kobayashi was completely drunk.

Although her physical fitness has improved a lot after learning magic, her resistance to alcohol has increased a lot, but the increase in resistance can't hold up much.

Soon Xiao Lin became drunk, lying on the ground with one hand covering his eyes, while still muttering incessantly.

"So dizzy, so dizzy, so dizzy... It's been a long time since I've been drunk, Thor~~ Where are you Thor~ Get me some water~~~ Don't add the love potion, thank you~"

To be honest... the drunk Kobayashi is much cuter than the usual Kobayashi.

Chen Lin picked up Xiao Lin and sent him to the bed, "Don't go~~" Xiao Lin grabbed Chen Lin's wrist, "Did I get hallucinated when I was drunk? A handsome guy sent me back? Woooooooooo... .I also want a sweet love!!!"

Chen Lin on the side showed a helpless expression. Xiao Lin was completely drunk. If Thor was there, he would just throw it to Thor, but it's a pity that Thor wasn't there.

If Thor was here, he would definitely be drooling and ready to 'take care' of her. Chen Lin guessed that Thor would probably lick Xiao Lin's body all over by wiping his body.

Just because Thor licked Xiao Lin's underwear clean, Chen Lin had no doubts that Thor would do this.

But what makes Thor regret is that she only managed to wash Kobayashi's underwear with the Longzui washing machine. Although Thor really wanted to do something with Kobayashi, Kobayashi stopped them.

Although Kobayashi also likes Thor very much, it seems that maybe it is not because of love, but because he regards Thor as a family member.

For a social animal who can only face the dark and cold home after get off work, how touching it is to see the lights at home are on when he comes back.

I treat you like family and you actually want to fuck me! ?

Putting her glasses next to the pillow, poured another glass of water and put it next to the bedside table, Chen Lin sat on the chair in the bedroom, and then sat on the chair in the bedroom, took out her mobile phone, and clicked on the chat with Thor interface.

Chen Lin: [Xiao Lin is drunk and drunk, come back quickly and take care of her. 】

Thor: [What! ?Was drunk?Still drunk?Great!I'm going back right now! ! 】

After finishing speaking, Thor gave Lao Lai a hard look at the debtor, as if he regarded him as Chen Lin, "If you don't pay back the money, you will die!!!!"