Ares, God of War

"Yes!" Ares glared at Typhon, and said loudly, "You can't even use a knife and fork, do you deserve it?"

"Why am I not worthy!" Typhon said, stretching out his fingers and scratching his feet: "Even Zeus can't beat me! Look, look, so what if you know these things? Don't you still lose at the same time?" I have it."

"Tsk——" Seeing Typhon's sloppy behavior, Ares squeezed the railing of the bird cage tightly, his arms and forehead were covered with veins, he seemed to be unable to bear Typhon's behavior anymore, and jumped foot shouted:

"Damn it, this is a disgrace! An absolute disgrace! Come here, I will teach you how to do it!"

"Ah?" Typhon curiously approached the birdcage and asked, "How?"

"Go find a cow first!" Ares yelled, "Let's start from the very beginning—I'll teach you how to make a seven-year-old steak!"

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In the early morning of the next day, outside the cave where Typhon was located, a huge monster also came here. Its body was like a giant dog, but it had nine huge snake heads.

The monster came to the entrance of the cave, and then lay down on the ground. Its body gradually shrank to the height of the cave, and then it slowly crawled in. At the same time, the largest of the nine heads opened its head. He opened his mouth and said, "Father, I'm here, where is the husband-in-law you mentioned?"

The basilisk yelled, but no one responded, which made it a little strange, so it slowly crawled into the cave, and then, the scene in front of it surprised it.

Its violent father, Typhon, is now sitting obediently on the ground, listening to something with his head down, and in front of it, there is a tall, strong, handsome male god, facing Pointing fingers at it, but Typhon didn't get angry. Instead, he behaved like a student in front of the head teacher.

It held a pair of exquisite knives and forks in its two palms with sharp nails, and in front of it was a silver dinner plate. On the plate was a meat steak that exuded aroma and was topped with delicious sauce. Shi Zheng carefully cut the steak on the plate with the knife and fork in his hand as if he were dealing with any fragile items.

This scene made the basilisk stunned in place. After repeatedly confirming that it was not dreaming, it finally choked up and said, "Father, what happened to you? Could it be that your mind was broken by Zeus?"

"Huh? You're here, Hydera." Hearing the voice of the basilisk, Typhon, who was trying to eat the steak with graceful movements, put down his knife and fork. It turned its head and showed a hideous look at Hydera. With a smile, he continued: "Come, come, come and have a look, this is the husband-in-law I chose for you, what do you think?"

Hydera heard the words, and the nine snake heads stared at Ares carefully for a few seconds, spitting out the snake letter in its mouth, and then it nodded with satisfaction: "It smells so fragrant, he must be delicious."

"Really?" Typhon laughed like a volcanic eruption: "You wait, when I find the day, I will marry Hera as my wife. At that time, your wedding will be held together with our wedding. Let the world know that we are the real masters of this world!"

"Hmph, silly beep——" After hearing Typhon's words, Ares let out a dismissive laugh: "What's so good about Hera, she is already the shoe worn by Zeus, and you still Are you going to let her be your queen? You really have no taste."

"Hmm." Hearing what Ares said, Typhon was not annoyed, and asked instead: "Then who do you think is the woman who is qualified to be my queen?"

"Of course it's Athena!" Ares said loudly without hesitation, "You must not understand! Typhon! Athena is a woman who made a virginal oath on restraint, and even Zeus couldn't get it. Moreover, she She is also the next successor appointed by Mount Olympus! Athena is the future God King!"

Chapter 13. Crazy, is anyone who is a mother your wife? (fifth more)

Even though Typhon is as powerful as Zeus, its knowledge is still too shallow for Ares, a soul from the era of information explosion.

After being created by Gaia, besides sleeping in his lair in Tartarus, Typhon was mating with his consort Echidna. Although he was also instilled by Gaia with some basic common sense of this era, But its insight can be said to be inferior to that of humans in this era.

So soon, under Ares's coquettish words like "you should have a son like Apollo, and marry a wife like Athena", Typhon was quickly fooled into a dizzy direction, and changed his target from the queen Hera. To this day, Athena is still hiding on Mount Olympus.

Its original plan was to slowly find its defeated enemy on the ground, then run to Egypt, catch the fleeing gods, and finally reign in Olympus surrounded by them, and take the bird of Zeus. But now under the influence of Ares, its primary goal has become to win Athena on Mount Olympus first, and marry it as his wife.

So in the early morning of the next day, Typhon left his daughter Hydera in the cave to watch over his "future husband" Ares, and set off alone to Mount Olympus. At about noon, Typhon came back again, holding a birdcage in his hand, and the person imprisoned in it was Ares' beloved "virgin sister", Athena, the goddess of wisdom.

The father of all demons went into the cave, put Athena's cage next to Ares's cage, sat down in front of her, and said to her affectionately:

"Wife..."

"Who is your wife!" Athena said angrily: "Crazy, is anyone who is a mother your wife?!"

"Just admit it, my sister." Ares persuaded from the side: "It's a second-generation god, you can't play with it."

"Shut up!" Athena glared at Ares. Originally, according to her plan, Typhon should not focus on the empty Olympus, but this morning, this The giant suddenly came to attack the mountain while the Olympus guards were still asleep. The goddess of wisdom rushed to fight, and she was not the opponent of the father of all demons, so she missed and was captured.

But she didn't expect that it seemed that the main target of this monster was herself. After catching her, Typhon ignored the servant races on Mount Olympus, turned around and returned to this cave, and used a kind of Looking at her with eyes full of love and possessiveness made her sick.

Now after seeing Ares, how could Athena not know that these are all the result of Ares' manipulation behind the scenes. The Goddess of Wisdom stared at the God of War and sneered:

"Hmph, you've been pretending to be stupid all this time, Ares, this time I finally caught your tell!"

"What are you talking about? Do you dare to call me stupid? Ah!"

Ares pretended not to understand what Athena said, and replied loudly:

"It came to ask me who is the most desirable woman on Mount Olympus. Sir, I am such a smart person, should I pretend that I can't answer?"

"Just put it on." Athena glanced at him, "Do you think that if you catch me here, there will be nothing I can do? Ares, since you hindered me when I made a man, I have been To guard against you, getting caught by Tifeng this time was just my deliberate action."

The two were arguing there, but Typhon persuaded: "Okay, don't quarrel, we will be a family in the future, Ares, don't always disgust your mother-in-law, Athens Na, you should also be more lenient to him."

The God of War in the birdcage opened his eyes wide upon hearing this, shook the birdcage vigorously, and shouted, "Straight mother! Why should I be a generation lower than her!"

"Because I'm going to marry her." Typhon said with a chuckle: "You wait, Hydera, take care of them, I'll go out right away, and get back the dresses for the wedding and the food for the banquet Come."

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The words were divided into two parts, and the time went back to yesterday night. When Ares's divine power clone was flicking the father of all demons in Typhon's lair, his trumpet, the Phoenician prince Cadmus also Quietly left the camping team and came to the hillside behind the camp alone.

He stood on a green lawn on the hillside and waited for a while, when a hurricane blew in, and Zeus, disguised as an old man during the day, appeared quietly behind him in a black robe.

Perhaps it was because the tendons and hamstrings were taken away by the father of all demons. At this time, the king of the gods seemed to have some mobility problems. He was still leaning on a crutch, and his body was bent. And this time, Behind him, there is a strange figure with goat horns, legs and ears, following him.

This goat man is the son of Hermes, Pan, the god of animal husbandry. It has to be said that Hermes can be regarded as the one who inherited the most lustful character from Zeus among the sons. Eyes higher than the top, Hermes is just like his father who never refuses anyone who comes, except that he dare not take a shot at the woman that other gods and god kings like, as long as it is a beautiful woman, then Hermes will smile. accept.

And this God of Animal Husbandry is also a god who is lustful by nature. Hermes' lust is better than blue in him. The thing that this God of Animal Husbandry likes to do most is to hide in the jungle. Attractive females passing by.

If it is a nymph or human whose power and status are lower than his, he will use force to conquer it, and if the other party is a goddess whose power and status are higher than his, then he will think of some dirty ways to abduct, It can be described as an epic scumbag to cheat the trust of those goddesses.

However, some time ago, Pan, the God of Animal Husbandry, was sued by the angry Moon God to Artemis because he wanted to seduce the Moon God Selene, and then he was sanctioned by the Goddess of Hunting. Recently, he seems to be quite honest. stay on the ground and perform their duties.

Seeing this well-known god of animal husbandry, Cadmus, played by Ares, was taken aback for a moment, and then pretended to be surprised. He came to the old man in three steps at a time, looked behind him, and asked road:

"Could it be that this is the noble God of Animal Husbandry, Pan?"