How Did It Become a River Crab?

Now that the enemy country has released a new sorcery, Kanimuma Country is naturally extremely nervous, and the spirit of the whole country is stretched to the limit.

At this moment, a mud crab razorclaw (a powerful elite individual of the mud crab family) walked into the scouting pit, glanced at the two scouts, buzzed its mouthparts, and gurgled in a voice that only crabs could understand. The language said: "Is there any abnormality?"

"General, there is nothing unusual!"

A mud crab scout turned back and said: "After this hour, there is nothing strange here, and the enemy attack happened."

"Very good, concentrate, don't miss anything!"

"Yes, General!"

The patrolling mud crab Razorclaw nodded in satisfaction, and was about to turn back, but saw a large white shadow flying not far away from the scouting pit. The speed of this white shadow was extremely fast. This investigation pit kills!

Not good!

General Razorclaw was about to yell a warning, but he saw the white shadow suddenly stopped a hundred meters away from the investigation pit. Not long after, a purple claw came down from it, and the light was flowing around it, and he could faintly see it when he raised his pincers and cast his feet. The dark purple thunder is surging, the outer shell is as reflective as jade, and the pair of tongs are as big as a washbasin. It is really windy every step of the way, extremely mighty!

Seeing this scene, the general and the two soldiers looked at each other, and said in unison: "...this young general is so handsome! He must not be a villain, please come in quickly and meet the Holy Majesty with me!"

Chapter One Thousand and Fifty

Seeing three mud crabs squatting in the pit not far ahead, looking around, Mo Lan knew that they must have entered the territory of crabs.

In Mo Lan's view, rashly rushing into the mud crab's territory would easily irritate these ignorant beasts. Therefore, Mo Lan asked the little sister to stop the car first, and went down alone, trying to use body language first. Communicate with these mud crabs and see if you can take in the three younger brothers first and make a good start.

However, just as Mo Lan got out of the car, the three mud crabs crawled out of the pit in a well-trained and unconventional formation, and approached Mo Lan while waving their pincers. Claw's pace was extremely fast, and when Mo Lan thought that the three brothers were coming to Leip himself, Razorclaw took a step ahead, buzzing his mouthparts, and making a series of carapace friction sounds.

What shocked Mo Lan was that when this string of completely out-of-melody sounds reached her ears, the power of the scuttling crab in her body transformed it into an understandable sentence without any delay, and translated it into In Chinese, it is: "The young hero stays behind, don't panic, we have no malicious intentions! I am Xiang Chong, the general who protects the country of the crab marsh, and the two here are my soldiers. We are here to welcome the young hero into my crab marsh country!"

……WTF? ? ?

Mo Lan was totally stunned by this sudden set of dialogues that were neither present nor ancient.

Good guys, shouldn't you be a radiation-mutated low-IQ high-strength monster mudcrab?Why did you start giving me such a big job as soon as you came up?You guys lost your brains and mutated when you traveled through time, so you started doing some old-fashioned play?

In fact, Mo Lan's guess was half right. The [Mud Crab] group located in the resettlement area of ​​this Arkworld were originally normal crabs in their own "Radiation" world, and they were indeed in the process of crossing. Among them, some problems were encountered, and it became like this.

A few years ago, due to space fluctuations in that radiation world, many creatures were sent to other worlds around the border, and these mud crabs were one of them. There is a high martial arts fantasy Three Kingdoms world that is at war.

The per capita force value of this Three Kingdoms world is at the level of the God X version of the Three Kingdoms. Any general will change the world and rebuild the rivers and rivers. It is very fierce. It coincides with the invasion of the Chinese and Western Great Qin in this world. The bodyguard general [Zhao Zilong] is leading troops to fight against the Great Qin Condor Eagle guards sent by the enemy through the portal.

At this station, the sky was dark, the sun and the moon were dark, even the magical world of the Three Kingdoms, which was several times larger than the earth, suffered from it. General Zhao Zilong once fought against the emperor of the Great Qin Dynasty, Gaius, in the middle of the battle. · Messius Quintus Decius fought, Emperor Decius summoned the spirits of the Senate to launch the Condor Destroyer, and General Zhao Zilong put on the Draco and Libra synthetic saints at the same time Yi, using the might of the frozen body to use the power of Lushan Wanlongba, repelled Decius with all his strength, but also opened a dimensional crack with a length of nearly [-] kilometers in the local area, and many space debris fell into it. Be part of the turbulence.

And these mud crabs were impacted by the fragments of the Three Kingdoms World in the turbulent flow, so they inadvertently opened up their spiritual wisdom, way of speaking, and thinking mode with those of the people in the Three Kingdoms World, and then fell into the This "Tomorrow's Ark"-496 world has evolved into what it is today.

This sounds very outrageous, but in the endless space, it can only be regarded as a normal inter-world communication behavior that is not even an accident.

In the eyes of SCOUT, Little Sheep, Kamiya Sisters and others who arrived later, Mo Lan in front of them was buzzing with three mud crabs, as if they were having some kind of communication that only crabs could understand. After a while, Mo Lan Turning his head, he returned to his teammates and said, "Go, these brothers will take us in."

Everyone ignorantly followed Mo Lan and the mud crabs, stepped over the investigation pit dug by the mud crabs, and walked towards the territory of [Crab Marsh Country].

Along the way, Mo Lan acted as a translator, while communicating with General Xiang Chong, the Mud Crab Country Protector, while turning his head, he gave an overview of the situation in the Crab Swamp Country and even the entire area that the Mud Crabs called the "Land of Crabs" Mo Lan told everyone.

According to Xiang Chong, there are three countries in this land of crabs, which are the [Crab Marsh Country] in the south, the [Hunter Country] in the northeast region, and [Heihe Country], which is the strongest and has the largest sphere of influence in the northwest region. Country], the composition of crab mouths in the three major countries is different, and because of racial and territorial disputes, there are endless wars all year round, which is an out-and-out troubled world.

The citizens of the Crab Marsh Country are basically all kinds of [Mud Crabs], while the [Hunter Country] is mainly composed of [Mud Crab Hunters], and the [Heihe Country] in the northwest, initially only consisted of [Mud Crab Hunters] Crab King], but due to many victories in recent years, many mud crabs and mud crab hunters have also joined them, making Heihe the only country where three races coexist and are quite dominant.

Hearing this, the other members of the team have basically accepted the strange setting of the crabs playing Romance of the Three Kingdoms. After all, with Mo Lan, the big crab and pig silt in front, it is not too difficult to understand how these crabs play.

"No?" W thought for a while, and asked in confusion: "This mud crab, mud crab hunter, mud crab king, aren't they all fucking mud crabs? Why are there racial disputes just because of this? It's better to say why [ Can the Mud Crab King become a race by itself?"

"There are so many humans on the continent of Terra, and the racial differences between them are not great. There are basically no other features except ears, tails and body parts. However, throughout the history of Terra, wars between races have never been rare. However, everyone is aware of the Kazdel Civil War and even the Demon Race War, so it seems that it is not surprising that the mud crabs are fighting like this in this three-acre area."

"What..." Mo Lan raised the pliers and said in embarrassment:

"I really want to say [our brother SCOUT said it better], but in fact...these three things are really...not a race at all, and the difference is very huge."

"In the world of "Fallout 4", [Mudcrabs] are the creatures we see standing upright, between horseshoe crabs and crabs, and [Mudcrab Hunters] are actually a group of people who look like It's a bit like a lobster, a creature that can spray poisonous and corrosive saliva. As for the [Swamp Crab King]... it's a bit like your humanoid sea scum, between fish and humans, and it's usually called "swamp crab" in the world I live in. [Things that look like deep divers] are strong and agile, and have the ability to be invisible, all in all, they are three completely different races."

SCOUT was embarrassed: "Then how did you get the name?"

Mo Lan recalled it for a while, and explained to SCOUT: "This is actually... the fault of translation."

Speaking of this, Mo Lan had to complain to some official Sinicization groups in her heart...

In the original English version of the game, the overall full name of the Mirelurk family is [Mirelurk], which means [Swamp Lurker], which is a collective name for some aquatic mutant species in the Fallout world view.

The scientific name of the common mirelurk in Crab Swamp Country is [Crab mirelurk], that is, a crab-shaped mirelurk, and the original English name of a lobster-shaped mud crab hunter is [Lobster mirelurk], that is, a lobster-shaped mirelurk. It is also called [mirelurk hunter] by the local residents, and that is how the name of the hunter comes from.

And the last mud crab king is the simple and crude [Mirelurk king], the king of mud lurkers.

But the problem is that among these mutated aquatic creatures, crab-shaped mud lurkers are the most numerous, so in games and extranet forums, crab-shaped mud lurkers are often directly called [Mirelurk], replacing the previous [Crab] Saved it, which caused the translators to directly translate [Mirelurk] into [Mud Crab] at that time. This problem was not serious in the original "Radiation 3", because that generation only had the mud form of the crab form. biology.

But in the generation of "Fallout 4", this problem is very serious, because this generation has more mirelurk variants of Lobster and Wang, which is reasonable to say that this is nothing, but the official traditional Chinese translators are serious about the game After playing it once and seeing what these two brothers look like with their own eyes, they will definitely not translate [mirelurk hunter] into [mirelurk hunter], and they will definitely not translate [mirelurk King] into mud crab king.Instead, it will be changed to titles like [Swamp Hunter], [Swamp King] and the like.

But the official Sinicization team that took money to do things really turned out such a miraculous result... Besides, there are some other fallacies and problems in the official Sinicization of Fallout 4. Fortunately, in 2028, the new The reset version was released to correct all these problems, and a panoramic version was also released, both in sincerity and quality have been greatly improved.

It is precisely because of these things that Mo Lan is quite critical of some domestic first-party Sinicization work, even LOL who is not short of money, there are obviously void creations, which should be translated as [crack maker]/[ The [Rift maker] of Rift Maker is translated into [Canyon Maker], and the thing that is obviously a flail is translated into a bloodthirsty battle axe. It is obviously a series of skins that have nothing to do with deacons and housekeepers. Cheng [Deacon] and so on... It gives people a feeling that it is very similar to showing off skills, but neglecting the honest and elegant 【信】...

Of course, that being said, if the power of the crab can be increased for this reason, then Mo Lan will be a loyal fan of the first version of Sinicization in the next second, willing to be its shield and sword, and defend its glory.

Closer to home, from now on, in order to prevent confusion, Mo Lan decided to change the names of the three tribes to [Mud Crab], [Mud Hunter] and [Mud King] respectively, while Mo Lan was explaining the translation problem. , the Great General of the Crab Marsh Country also brought Mo Lan and others into the [Palace] of the Crab Marsh Country...

The so-called [palace] is actually a shelter built of wood and stones. Due to their huge natural strength and strong physical fitness, even if their intelligence is already developed, the research on the use of various tools by these mire creatures is still at a relatively early stage stage.

According to General Xiangchong, this crab marsh country is the country with the strongest strength and the deepest foundation in the three countries, but Mo Lan looked around along the way and knew that this crab bastard was abducting, and he could be seen everywhere along the way. The smashed living pit, the hurrying, yellow and emaciated civilians (from the perspective of the crabs), and at this moment, there are not even guards standing in the shelter. It can be seen that even if the crab marsh country is not on the verge of extinction, it will Must have been a very tough time.

It can't be that the Northern Expedition failed... Mo Lan complained in her heart.

In the innermost part of the [Palace], the ruler of the Crab Swamp Country, a [Mud Crab Queen] is squatting quietly in the depths of the shelter. [Queen] is not a title, but a real subspecies name. The supreme ruler of each mud crab group, this creature is usually more than five meters tall, and even a macho man wearing power armor can only reach half of their body when standing in front of them, making them very powerful enemies.

But at this moment, the queen in front of Mo Lan seems to be a little young, only about four meters tall, and her pliers are not too big. Although she still looks domineering, she is the same as Mo Lan's memory of chasing him for half a map. Compared with the terrifying giant beast, the momentum is much weaker.

"Your Majesty!" After bringing Mo Lan into the tent and letting the others wait outside, General Xiang Chong crawled up to the queen, climbed down and clasped his hands in his arms, and said, "The young master who sent someone to report to him has already arrived .”

"Understood, Aiqing is free of courtesy, let's take a rest first."

The mire crab queen's mouthparts buzzed, and in Mo Lan's ears, she became something between a young girl and a mature woman, with a mature demeanor in charge of power in her greenness, and a timid and inexperienced person in her maturity. Sentimental, the standard timbre of a subjugated empress, giving people the illusion that a mercenary group with a black letter in their name is about to come in from the door.

Xiang Chong nodded and said yes, and walked to the side, the Mire Crab Queen immediately looked up, her eyes were firmly attracted by Mo Lan's figure, and she couldn't move!

As I said before, due to the [crab tyrant] bonus, Mo Lan, as a crab, has a very high-quality appearance among his fellow crabs.It belongs to the high quality male crab.

In the eyes of the mud crab queen, the purple subspecies of mud crab in front of her has a crystal-clear shell with a faint fluorescent light. The pair of pincers are as big as a hammer, full of masculine charm, and the carapace has distinct layers, just like a human with an extremely beautiful eight-pack abs. With an inverted triangle figure, one can tell at a glance that there must be two extremely majestic adapters, but it is also petite and cute, less than two meters, so cute to the extreme.

Compared to an adult, this is a super cute gentleman with purple hair who is less than 1.5 meters tall, extremely handsome, and very capable. His facial features are extremely exotic, and his purple eyes are soft and charming. The lower lip under the bridge of the nose is red and the teeth are white. There is a crystal-like luster between the red lips, and there is a little baby fat on the face that has not yet faded, which is enough to attract every big car from Causeway Bay to the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau.

What General Xiangchong said was true, this is a peerless beauty who is so beautiful and close to a demon.In the history of China, that is also a character like Murong Chong!

Mo Lan didn't know what was going on in the mind of the Mirecrab Queen, so she couldn't ask the reader, "How can you know people from the Sixteen Kingdoms period from your background in the Three Kingdoms period?" In front of the Queen and the surrounding officials, arched her pincers and said: "I have seen Your Majesty the Mire Crab. My humble Mo Lan is a visitor from outside the world. I am here this time to ask for urgent matters. I hope that Your Majesty will borrow troops from me to attack the villains who destroy the world." , after the matter is accomplished, there must be a retribution!"

"Little General Mo Lan, you don't need to be polite." However, the Mire Crab Queen seemed not to have heard Mo Lan's words, and said to herself: "What's the matter with the little general, why don't you talk about it later. There is a mud bed in the harem, comfortable and moist, it is the tent of tenderness and warmth, the little general will go with me first, after the spring breeze, it will not be too late to talk about business!"

What the fuck?

As soon as Mo Lan heard this, he saw that the retreat behind him had been cut off by the mud crab imperial army at some point, and knew that this wave was seen by Tu Qiongdagger.

Before, Mo Lan was a little surprised, why these crabs from the crab marsh were so easy to trust others, and they were willing to bring themselves to the king with just a few words. It was impossible to imagine that she had forgotten the terrifying charm bonus of her own [crab tyrant].

Fuck it, got it!This General Xiangchong didn't come to take him to meet the Holy Majesty at all, he came to let himself be enshrined!

At this moment, Mo Lan's first reaction was Chidori's headshot, followed by Heart K, followed by the magic book, and shot the queen in seconds, but thinking that his core purpose is to control the entire Kanima country, get military support, and kill their boss directly, obviously Not particularly friendly, but at this moment, the mire crab queen is impatient, wanting a big cart to run over the child in a terrifying gesture. Mo Lan knows that this must be the strong biological instinct, which is strong enough to overwhelm the acquired desire to reproduce. Speaking seriously at this time, the mud crab queen with the brain on the egg would definitely not listen. For Mo Lan, this seemed to be an embarrassing situation.

But fortunately, Mo Lan was already prepared for this.

Seeing that the mud crab queen had already been crushed, Mo Lan yelled "Hey!", and the moment the queen paused for a moment, the whole crab turned over and shouted angrily: "Wait a minute, Your Majesty! This is impossible, if you want to say Why, because I don't have that function at all!"

"what?!!"

The Queen of Mire Crab and the officials of the surrounding Crab Swamp Kingdom were shocked when they heard the news, and saw that the purple-haired Zhengtai did not have any traces of a splicing device under her body, and it turned out to be a rootless crab!

That's right, as I mentioned before, because the game modeling doesn't give face, although Mo Lan's functions are normal in human form, and even slightly strengthened (this is a sneaky test in the training ground), she has turned into a crab , will lose the crab stick because of the system's laziness or kindness, but unexpectedly, this setting has become Mo Lan's lore skill in the dilemma!

Seeing this scene, the mud crab queen suppressed her lust and was shocked in her heart, conveying all kinds of mixed emotions such as regret, regret, fear, panic, etc., and said in her heart: "I just said that this beauty should not be a special thing in this world. But I don’t think it’s really like this, it’s a rootless crab. Such existences may be land gods, or demons who turn into crabs. No matter what kind, they are not something a monarch like me can handle. Although it’s a pity, it’s still Send it off early."

After making this decision, the Mire Crab Queen sighed, signaled the surrounding officials to back down, and said in a deep voice to Mo Lan, "Little General, please go back, it's not that I don't want to lend you troops, but that the Crab Swamp Country It is really a crisis of life and death. The Northern Expedition has just failed in the country. I lost an important military division in Wuzhangkeng. I lost people and land. The country is in a state of desolation. It is difficult to buy time for new eggs to grow. There is really no resource to borrow troops to help you. Chengye, please forgive me, General Xiangchong, send—”

"Don't worry, Your Majesty, listen to my conditions first!" Mo Lan shouted loudly: "Isn't it just a lack of land and resources? As long as you are willing to lend me troops, everything will be easy to talk about. I am a righteous giant in this world, an overseas fairy The island [Rhode Island] has very close contacts. As long as you are willing to borrow troops to help me complete my great cause, I will let Rhode Island find a paradise for you to live and work in peace and stay away from disputes, which can last for at least 50 years. "

"...Mule's Island?"

The mud crab queen heard this condition, hesitated for a moment, discussed with the officials in a low voice, and finally shook her head and said: "Please don't blame me, but what the little general said is really empty. The country is in urgent need of immediate benefits. stop."

"Who says there is no benefit in front of you?" Mo Lan smiled and said, "As long as His Majesty is willing to borrow troops, then Xiaosheng will immediately cast spells to help your new eggs grow. Isn't it a lack of crabs? Just give me 5 minutes. It will make hundreds of crab eggs grow into big crabs and make up for the army!"

"……really?"

You know, although mudcrabs are powerful, they are also restricted by the laws of the world after mutation (explain here, the laws of the world are things that the author will have when he needs them, and not when he doesn't need them, which is very convenient). They cannot reproduce as fast as before. A family of mud crabs can produce four or five eggs a year, which is not bad, but among these eggs, only one or two can survive, and it takes two to three years for young crabs to be born. Only then can they grow into adult crabs. If anyone says that eggs can be turned into adult crabs overnight, it is tantamount to fantasy.

This is also why the Mire Crab Queen is so pessimistic. The Crab Country is now weak and weak, and it is difficult for the younger generation to grow up in time, and the enemy forces are getting stronger and stronger. With the ebb and flow, it is indeed on the verge of extinction.

In the past, such strange and chaotic remarks would definitely be dragged out to smash their heads and hang them at the gate of the palace for public display. The magical body of the handover device, coupled with the fact that a dead horse is really needed to be a living horse doctor, any possible opportunity must be taken seriously. For a while, the mud crab queen and the officials looked at each other, and they did not dare to answer casually.

After discussing for a while, the mud crab queen was silent for a while, and said to Mo Lan: "Well, if you can really make our eggs grow into crabs, Master Mo Lan, it will be a supreme kindness to us, and I will naturally accept it." I will not refuse your request for borrowing troops, but correspondingly, if the master’s words are false and fool the court, what awaits you is not a knock on the head, but also a prison sentence, master, can you think about it?”

"It's useless to talk about it." Mo Lan said, "Show me all your eggs!"

Seeing this scene, the officials in the court hall of Kanima Kingdom looked at each other, stepped back one after another, made way for Mo Lan, and immediately notified all the citizens with eggs in the whole country, asking them to gather all their cubs together , Handed over to Master Mo Lan.

It is said to be [National Country], but to put it bluntly, there are only one or two hundred crabs in this crab marsh country, and a batch of eggs have died due to the increasingly harsh living environment in recent days, and the rest are all gathered together, and only a few to a hundred.

According to past experience, among the nearly [-] crabs, one-eighth of them survived in the end. According to Mo Lan, he can actually make so many crabs survive at once, which is really hard for crabs to believe. But at this critical moment of life and death, the crabs are still under the leadership of the queen, preparing to gamble on the fate of the country to see if Mo Lan really has such supernatural powers.

One egg of the mud crab is the size of a fist. Although it is not big, there are nearly a hundred eggs in a pile in the pit. Under Mo Lan's signal, the mud crabs piled up the eggs as much as possible and gathered them together. After becoming a small hill, Mo Lan started her performance under the earnest eyes of all the citizens of Kanima Country.

Among the eyes of the crabs, I saw this extremely handsome, petite and charming young man with a rather exotic style. Master Mo Lan flicked his pliers, and a piece of square cloth with inexplicable patterns appeared on the pliers out of thin air. Seeing this scene , all the crabs were amazed, and their doubts about Master Mo Lan, which had been reduced a lot because of his appearance, had already fallen to the bottom.

Afterwards, Master Mo Lan shook the square cloth, and covered the large pile of eggs with the square cloth. Then, Mo Lan took two steps back, and said to the surrounding onlookers, "It's done."

"...is this done?"

All the crabs talked a lot, and their disappointment could not be concealed in their tone, they only thought that Master Mo Lan was another liar who deceived the world, and there were already crabs ready to give him a shackle for smashing his head.

Similarly, Xiangchong, the general protecting the country on the other side, was stunned for a moment, and then he thought he had been tricked. He was about to explode, but after hearing Mo Lan panting heavily, he said quietly: "For the safety of everyone... I suggest that everyone Immediately retreat more than 100 meters."

As soon as the crabs were digesting this sentence, Mo Lan had already rushed tens of meters away with three [river crab sprints], and at this moment, the pile of eggs covered by the strange square cloth became restless in an instant.

Under the gaze of more than a hundred pairs of shocking eyes, the pile of eggs under Fang Bu squirmed and trembled at an extremely fast speed. Only a second later, Fang Bu suddenly flew into the sky, and under the cloth, nearly a hundred three-and-a-half-year-old eggs The mud crabs in the prime of life, like a hundred characters stacked together suddenly collided in the game regardless of the collision volume, spread out from one point at extreme speed, and flew into the surrounding crab group!

Every mud crab here is a true adult mud crab, and the one who supported Mo Lan to perform such a miracle in an instant is naturally the prop [Time Furoshiki] provided by [Zhang Li]... …

This magical prop from the "Doraemon" series has many restrictions due to its extremely high upper limit, including that it cannot be hard-related to the user/walker of the world (such as direct summons, endless point prop derivatives, etc.) ) living units take effect as a whole.

But after Mo Lan's inquiry, in the drop-down menu with more than a hundred items, the intensity of [Mild Crab Eggs] is much lower than that of Mo Lan. However, with the temporary auxiliary support of the emergency system, the unit can accelerate the overall time, and this [acceleration] can ignore the food, growth environment and other resources it needs, directly changing the creature from the egg state to ready for battle at any time. A mud crab with normal intelligence.