Goddess of Entertainment Collector

"..."

Seeing this paragraph, netizens laughed and commented, looking forward to what level Wang Dahammer can reach and whether he can really create a super invincible dick.

"belch--"

In the video, Wang Dahammer buries his head in the plate, eats with chopsticks in an elegant coffee shop regardless of his image, drinks Erguotou in a big cup regardless of his image, and even burps comfortably when he is done. Spray rice.

Afterwards, the plot unfolded, and the resident singer played by fast male singer Wei Cheng appeared on the stage, holding a violin in his hand, and asked the two to order songs in a Hong Kong and Taiwan accent.

"Dear guests, do you want to listen to some romantic music?"

"No thanks."

It costs money to order a song, how could the stingy Wang Dahui agree, but Wei Cheng was stunned on the spot when he heard the words and immediately refused.

"Uh!!"

Wei Cheng is quite good at acting, he perfectly expressed the psychological image of a wandering singer, and many people's eyes lit up after seeing it.

"Order a song!"

Seeing Wang Dachui's refusal, Zhao Liying frowned her pretty eyebrows, and said angrily, "Cake is rich and handsome, I like it, order one, romantic music, I like it."

After the goddess said so, Wang Dachui could only say helplessly: "Okay, just order one, please."

Zhao Liying was immediately happy, and said with a pair of starry eyes: "Cake is rich and handsome, cheers."

"cheers!"

Wang Dazhui felt complacent again from the worshiping eyes of the goddess. Pretending to be a gentleman, he picked up the wine glass and touched Zhao Liying.

"Thank you, I hope the next song will give you two a good night."

The singer played by Wei Cheng pretends to open the box of the violin, with the lid facing the audience so that no one can see what is inside.

Then he took out an IPHONE with earphones, and stuffed one earphone into Zhao Liying's ear, the goddess put on the earphones cooperatively, and Wei Cheng stuffed the other earphone into his own ear.

"And me!"

Back and forth, Wang Dachui was ignored, and he spent money, which made him scratch his head anxiously.

At this time, the background music began to play the music of "My Skate Shoes". Zhao Liying and Wei Cheng made swinging movements to match the music, looking self-indulgent.

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"Ha ha ha ha……"

Seeing this scene, many people burst into laughter. "My Skate Shoes" is Ye Xin's classic song. It is really joyful to appear here, and this way of ordering songs is amazing!

Later, after Wei Cheng was driven away by Ye Xin, the flower girl played by Guan Xiaotong appeared on the stage. The little girl was young and beautiful, and her beauty was fascinating.

What made people laugh was that there were so many pristine consumers in high-end suits in the coffee shop, and Guan Xiaotong just chose Wang Dahammer, a dick, to buy flowers.

At the beginning, Wang Dachui had a mental attack and bought one because of his face. Thinking that Guan Xiaotong came again just three or four seconds later, he suppressed his anger and bought another one. In fact, he could tell from his expression that he was on the verge of explosion.

"Your girlfriend is so beautiful, why don't you sell them all!"

Coming here for the third time, Guan Xiaotong looked at Wang Dachui timidly, like the little match seller in Andersen's fairy tales.

But the fact is that she just grabbed Wang Dahammer and pitted her alone. She was obviously a dark-bellied loli with a cute appearance and an evil heart.

All right! Guan Xiaotong looked really small in 2010, but she was already quite slim. Reminiscent of her appearance that would kill countless goddesses in a flash, Ye Xin had to sigh with emotion that the women's college had changed in the eighteenth year, and the more she changed, the more beautiful she became.

"Is it beautiful? Is it beautiful?"

Hearing what Guan Xiaotong said, Wang Dachui finally couldn't help it. Uncle Keren couldn't bear it, so he walked to Zhao Liying's side in two steps, and those two hands pulled one corner of her mouth up and the other down, like It's like playing with a toy.

The goddess is very cooperative, making a spiritual face, rolling her eyes and self-destructing her image in the camera, looking very ugly. This scene made countless people burst out laughing.

"Hahaha... Goddess dick, how could my goddess be like this!"

"Pfft! It really is the godly reaction of the king of dicks. I have encountered such a situation before, so why didn't I think of such a terrific solution!"

"Wang Dachui will definitely say to the goddess: The most romantic thing I can think of is to watch you grow old by yourself."

"..."

The audience was taken aback by Diaosi Wang Dahammer's spoof, and the flower seller played by Guan Xiaotong was also frightened, and immediately left the stage in a daze.

"Small sample, you still want to scam me for money..."

Wang Dachui smiled triumphantly, and turned his head to brag to Zhao Liying, how could he know that he was still pinching Zhao Liying's face at this time, and he was also frightened when he saw Zhao Liying's deformed face suddenly.

"what!"

With an ear-piercing scream, Wang Dachui immediately let go of the goddess's face, and returned to his seat embarrassingly. The goddess was a little angry, but also a little embarrassed to turn her face, so she could only continue to bow her head to eat.

The restaurant became silent, and the camera kept showing Zhao Liying. The goddess was eating, and suddenly found a bug on the plate, and immediately screamed: "Ah, bug, big bug! Look..."

"Sure enough, there are bugs. Waiter, waiter, come quickly!" Wang Dachui immediately slapped the table happily and shouted, secretly thinking that the meal fee can be waived.

Wang Qiang's friendly guest waiter came up, looked at the plate, and suddenly said: "Oh, I'm sorry. So, wait for me a little bit."

Wang Dachui shouted at Wang Qiang's back unreasonably: "Hurry up, big bug."

The goddess Zhao Liying also said delicately: "How can I eat this?"

"Ah...ah...ah!"