I Also Want to Draw Comics when I Cross into a Pseudo-mother

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Boom!Boom!Boom!

The pigeon looked up, and a giant machine with a height of three meters almost occupied its entire field of vision.

The robot has a square body. A dark blue strange website is displayed on the front screen. There are two robotic hands on the left and right sides, which are covered with white gloves. There is a big roller on the bottom, which supports its body. and move.

This is a robot that looks like a box.

"...What is this, MTT?"

(Note: The character in the game "undertale", the robot star of the underground world.)

"Hero, I am your second level." The robot said with a strange electronic tone, "At the same time, it is also the last level!"

"This is the last level?"

"You still have to fight the devil in a while, and the extra stages are too much space, and the crew's funds are almost running out."

"soga."

After a conversation, the robot wheel took a step back, blocking the way in front of the pigeon, and a smiling face appeared on the screen of the machine after a flash, saying: "Awaken yourself, brave! I am the last fighting force under the banner of the devil, defeat me!" , you will be able to meet the Demon King! Of course that is absolutely—absolutely impossible!"

Ding!The square robot turned around in a circle, with one hand in each hand, the screen on the chest was brightly lit, and a few blurred letters could be vaguely seen...

"Because I played too many games and had no money to eat, I had to chop off my right hand to prevent myself from recharging money. After I had money, I couldn't control myself from growing a new right hand. I had to chop it off again, but it would repeat the previous The process! In the end, it was chopped, long and long, and then the wallet was cleaned out again and again, and the terrifying smile that gathered the resentment of countless players-it was my hand-chopping maniac, right hand Reaper, Devil Smile, Wallet Butcher, 80% of the song of perdition - it's my steam!!"

"Wow, what a resounding name." The pigeon perfunctorily poked out its ears, and the feathers of its wings entered and exited seven times in its ears, which was unexpectedly quite comfortable.

"Battle - start -!!!"

Pass! !

The robot straightened up and tried its best to push its screen to the front, and the previous smiley face was still on the screen. It looked like a big fat man with a bewildered smile.

Is it finally time to attack?On the surface, the pigeon still looks relaxed and indifferent, but in fact, the inland has not let down its vigilance.The pigeon's empty right hand had long been stuck behind her without anyone noticing, and the best golden sword in the village had already been drawn halfway.

Then, the steam bot attack arrived.

The smile on the screen on the robot's chest suddenly disappeared, replaced by countless beautiful pictures with short text descriptions, and a green label on it. The next moment, these labels... came out of the screen come out.

That's right, it just got out, as if it suddenly came to life, and the green tags flew out by themselves.After getting out of the screen, it froze in mid-air for about a second. Dozens of labels all turned around and flew straight at the pigeon.

What kind of attack is this?Barrage?

Pigeon took a closer look, and saw that the label had sharp edges and corners, but it didn't seem to have any lethality, and it looked harmless to humans and animals.Who would use such a label as a weapon?It is estimated that it can only smash people, it seems that it is not as easy as a folding stool on the side of the road.

Pigeon naturally didn't think that the robot only had this strength, and everyone under the Demon King's Army was talented, so there was no way there would be someone who would pour water.Then this first move was so light and flirtatious, most likely he wanted to test his own strength.Thinking of this, Pigeon understood a lot.

But just when the pigeon thought so, a line of small numbers on the label came into the eyes of the pigeon.

"-80%"

--boom! ! !

The pigeon seemed to hear such a terrifying loud noise that exploded in its mind. The terrifying storm created by the explosion stirred every nerve in its brain and stirred its brain until it became a mess. !

An absolutely irresistible temptation suddenly rose from the bottom of my heart, burning the pigeon's heart like fire.The pigeon felt that every cell in its body was alive, eager, expecting, and even greedily rushing towards that small piece of label!

The memories of the pigeons from the past life from the ape period to the present are instantly awakened.Since Pangu created the world and Nuwa mended the sky and created man, everything, everything, everything, and everything has been attributed to this small "-80%".That kind of instinctive impulse whispered in the pigeon's ear like a devil, holding its wings tightly. Any out-of-the-ordinary behavior is not allowed...

The pigeon stretched out its wings completely unconsciously to press the tag that was slowly floating over.

Then, the pigeon felt pain all over his body, and a translucent window appeared in front of the pigeon.

"Purchase successful! "The Elder Scrolls 5" has been added to your library."

clap clap...

A wing lightly fell to the ground, and the blood stained the snow-white feathers red, turning the entire wing into a bloody bright red.

What made the pigeon even more terrified was still behind——with the arrival of the next green label, the pigeon had no time to react to the sudden change, and felt a burst of itching from the broken wing on the right... Then...

A brand new wing came out of the wound with a sound of "Biu", and within three seconds, neat new feathers appeared on it, it was almost a new wing.

"Ah ah ah ah ah!!!"

Only then did the pigeon have time to scream, and before the scream was over, the newborn right wing stretched out again uncontrollably, pressing on the next green label marked "-50%"!

Ding - "Purchase successful! "The Witcher 3" has been added to your library."

The new fleshy wings fell down, and an astonishing amount of blood gushed out from the wound again.

"This? This?!!!!" The pigeon covered the wound in a panic, and panicked for a while.

"wow wow wow~ good, very good!" The electronic voice of the robot said in a very exaggerated form, "Young man, do you know about "Demolition No. 6"? The remake of "Resident Evil 2" is out! "Recently the popularity is very high, do you want to try "The Jedi Scholar"?"

After the random robot's words fell, the screen immediately changed back to the previous smile - a kind and sincere smile of a fat man.At the same time, with every sentence it falls, there will be rows and rows of hashtags around it.When he stopped talking, there were countless green labels covering the sky around the robot.

"You?!" the pigeon exclaimed.

Before he finished speaking, the sea of ​​labels was already overwhelming.The sea of ​​labels covered the sun, covered the sky and the earth, the pigeon didn't even have a little resistance, and before it even had time to utter its last scream, it was submerged in the sea of ​​labels and made no sound.