I'm Really a God

"It's very good-looking, and the beauty embryo is used to describe you."

The girl's pretty face was flushed by what he said, and she wanted to hurt him with a vicious tongue, but she couldn't say a word, and then said:

"Let's go to the swimming pool. I'd like to say that it would be great if you came in smaller, so you can buy a child ticket."

Kou Ziqing didn't know whether to laugh or cry. If only two elementary school students came into the swimming pool, he wouldn't be at ease.Taking Karen to the swimming pool, this is a very large indoor swimming pool, because the summer vacation has not been long, and there are still many people who come here in the scorching autumn, some parents bring their children, and there are also high school students and even college students. Here, Kou Ziqing took Karen to a place with a little less people, and he jumped into the swimming pool to exercise his hands and feet.

"Your swimming style is really ugly, like a dog planing."

Kalian tentatively moved the water with her delicate feet on the edge of the swimming pool. Kou Ziqing used the dog planing style. She said it vividly. Kou Ziqing suddenly leaned enough to grab her little feet. The next moment she was startled, she was thrown into the swimming pool by a gentle force. Karen couldn't calm down any more, she slapped the water surface indiscriminately, and finally wrapped her hands and feet around Kou Ziqing like grabbing straw.

"I'm going to be strangled to death by you, relax, I've already performed Taoism for you, don't be afraid."

Kou Ziqing originally wanted to tease her, but she didn't expect such a big reaction from Karen. After a while, Karen came back to her senses and found that she was floating in the water easily, without sinking as she was worried about. Not only that, she felt that the water seemed to be became much more cordial.

"The thing you are most afraid of is actually choking on water. I have given you a Taoist technique that allows you to breathe through your skin in the water. You don't need to worry about other things at all. Just learn how to swim well."

When Karen got off him, she felt an inexplicable sense of ease. She couldn't help but said curiously:

"Is it really possible to breathe through the skin without being afraid of being submerged?"

"Well, this is called loach technique, a very simple technique, but it can only be used when you are in a swimsuit. Usually, if your clothes fall into the water, the clothes will stick to your body."

"Loach? It's so ugly."

"It's ugly, loach is delicious and nourishing."

In fact, this technique is called black dragon sting and sucking. Loach was called black dragon in ancient times.

"Is loach delicious? Although I know this creature, I have never eaten it."

"Well, there are many dishes, one of which is called loach diamond tofu is quite famous, but it's a bit cruel."

"What kind of cruel law?"

Hearing that the cruel Karen became interested, Kou Ziqing said:

"Put the small loach in a clear water basin with egg white liquid to remove the dirt and wash it, pour the cold pork rib soup into the casserole, put the whole piece of soft tofu and loach, cover it and simmer for a while, the loach is forced to drill by the heat Put them in tofu and hide them until the soup boils and they will all be scalded to death in the tofu."

Human beings can be cruel in order to eat, and this is just a pediatrics. The most cruel thing is monkey brain.

Karen said:

"It's so pitiful, I hope it's delicious."

"..."

Kou Ziqing had no choice but to face Karen's distorted and vicious characters, so he tapped her on the forehead and said:

"Learn to swim first, and I will do it for you. As a big agricultural county, loach is indispensable."

Not only Chinese people eat loach, but also Japan, they also have some loach dishes, among which loach drilled tofu is also similar.It is not difficult to get the ingredients, and summer is the best time to eat this, although it is still too late after the season.

Because of the help of Taoism, Karen did not have the danger of drowning, but she started to learn to swim seriously. Kou Ziqing held her hands in front, and while helping her, told her recommendations and how to float herself trick.

"Yes, if you practice this a few times, you can learn to swim quickly."

After Karen was exhausted, Kou Ziqing helped her sit by the pool and handed her a glass of juice.

"This skin-breathing magic... oh Taoism, can you teach me?"

Karen couldn't distinguish between magic and Taoism. Originally, she was not interested in cultivating supernatural powers. This is the first time she heard that she wanted to learn. Kou Ziqing said:

"Taoism requires mana, no matter how simple Taoism is, but there are some similar ones in magic that I can teach you."

Without the foundation of mana, all Taoism is illusory. Unfortunately, this Karen really can't learn it. Karen was not disappointed, but took a sip of juice and said:

"With so many strange abilities, why are you content with the status quo?"

"Isn't that bad? Just like science, the most advanced ones are always for military use, but it doesn't affect science to change people's lives. For me, magic and Taoism are used to facilitate life, although they will be used when necessary Come to protect yourself and destroy the enemy."

"Well, it can be used to please girls."

"..."

Karen grinned and handed the juice back to him, then said:

"It's actually quite good. There are many secret arts in the church, but whether they are used to exorcise evil spirits or to bless baptism, they are all kept secret and will not show the glory of the Lord in front of ordinary people. I heard the same goes for magicians."

Kou Ziqing took the juice and took a sip, then put it down and said:

"Actually, it's understandable. Ordinary people are both curious and repulsed by mysterious things. If ordinary people know that there are a group of people who can surpass ordinary people, and even take their lives at any time, they will always panic. It is said that scientific methods are faster. But everyone has the opportunity to learn science, and simple weapons and weapons can be used after training. Magic and occult techniques are different. I remember that there are cartoons like Mutants in the United States, and this is almost the case in them.”

"Then why don't you shy away from using abilities?"

"Don't I also avoid such things? When I take you around Europe, I try to choose places with few people. It's like the time I climbed Mont Blanc, just to avoid shocking the world."

"But you have no reservations in front of me."

"Didn't you say it? I used it to please girls."

"..."

For the first time, Karen was speechless by Kou Ziqing's words, and glared at him angrily, grabbed the juice and drank it by herself.After drinking it all, she threw the leftovers into the trash can and moved her body a bit:

"It's getting late, it's time to go back."

"Well, we can't worry the Sato couple too much."