I Will Eventually Inherit the Archbishop of Heaven

Anyway, this place is quite suitable for wearing summer clothes. The blazing sun scorched the skin, and the sea was rippling under the breeze. From time to time, waves crashed ashore, soaking the soft sand.

This is a seaside beach that is very suitable for summer fun. If it weren't for the mission, Ulandal would really want to swim or something.

Sexy goose, go online!

Yan watched twice, then raised his eyes to look at the village not far away, looked at the plaque with the three characters "Xinshou Village" hanging on the top, and snapped his fingers lightly.

"Let's go! The target - Novice Village!"

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As an RPG game, encountering experience points in the wild... Ah no, it's a wild monster, it's quite normal, right?

"There are also Honkai beasts here? Since it is an open world, can't we change the interaction method? For example, something like Pokémon that can be tamed by hitting it."

"What are you talking to yourself? Preparing for battle... Hey! Why did my lance turn into a parasol! Σ(° △ °|||)︴"

It was only at this moment that I realized that the weapon in my hand had changed from a sharp and heavy knight gun to a well-stretched sun umbrella, Sprite blinked dumbly, and couldn't accept it: "Is this also the setting of this world? "

"Although I can't attribute all the weird things to the setting, I think this is indeed one of the setting."

Yan took a step forward, and a burning red sword condensed in his right hand, which was in stark contrast to the sun umbrella in Ulandal's hand.

"Wait a minute! Why hasn't your weapon changed! And your clothes haven't changed at all!"

"Who said there is no such thing." Ian pointed to the leg ring wrapped around his thigh: "Isn't it?"

"Is this considered a change?"

"It's too sweet, Youlandelle! You must know that the leg ring is the body of the collapsed world!"

There is also the asymmetric beauty of obsessive-compulsive disorder.

"...Forget it, I always feel that if I am serious, I will lose."

Gradually beginning to accept the ensuing weird settings, Yolandael supported her forehead, expressing that she gave up thinking.

"Then, leave the task of dealing with this Houkai beast to me."

Ian, who was exercising his muscles and preparing to show off his skills, plunged his sword into the ground and shouted——

"Wake up! Master of Lie Yan!"

Accompanied by the awe-inspiring call, the turbulent heat condensed in the void, as if a blazing flame was brewing, the sky suddenly became dark, and dark clouds descended quietly.

"Goose, move a little to the side, be careful not to burn your skin."

I wanted to remind Sprite Goose, who is wearing a cool summer dress, to stay away, so as not to accidentally burn her white and delicate skin, but I heard that the emergency treatment method for burns is to apply saliva evenly on the burned area... If you saliva, put it directly It shouldn't be a problem to lick it with your tongue, right?

"Hey! There's no need to hide so far!"

His eyes shifted slightly, and he was surprised to find that this guy hid far away near the rocks on one side, and looked up at the sky, turning a blind eye to his words.

Yan followed her gaze and looked up. After seeing the existence falling from the sky, the surprised expression on his face instantly froze and turned into consternation.

In the sky, piglets with strong flames burning on their backs fell to the ground one after another like rain, and then stood up as if nothing had happened and circled around Yaen.

"...Ah this."

A suspicious expression appeared on Yan's face, and he seemed a little confused.

Flaming... piggies?

What the hell is this setting!Do you know that you have to deduct money for playing homophonic memes?

Looking suspiciously at these fat little piggies, he pointed at the Honkai Beast watching the show not far away: "Little piggies, use impact!"

Perhaps because of the setting, after receiving the master's order, the little piggies rushed towards the Houkai Beast, which was dozens of times their size, in unison.

Accompanied by the [-1-1-1-1-1] damage numbers constantly jumping out of the Honkai Beast's head, it just raised its thick forelimbs and pressed them down suddenly, and all the piglets disappeared.

Look at the blood bar on the top of the head, it's still purple.

"So, it's really not allowed to use weapons outside the rules?"

Riding a gun has become a sun umbrella, and the master has become a piggy. If we speculate like this, it means that we can only go to Xinshou Village to buy weapons within the rules.

Sure enough, this world bubble has its own rules, which can even affect things that do not belong to this world to a certain extent. extraordinary.

"Besides, there are no other wild monsters around here except this Honkai Beast. According to the principle of RPG games, this should be the so-called BOSS battle. It's really a big mistake."

Sighing that he had accidentally beaten the BOSS before entering the Novice Village, Yaen noticed that Ulandal walked over impatiently, gearing up as if preparing to do something.

"It doesn't matter! Even if you don't have a weapon, you can only use your fists to deal with a mere chariot-level Honkai beast!"

"Hey! Wait first..."

Before he could speak, Yan saw the goose flashing in front of the Honkai Beast in an instant, his clenched right fist was gathered around his waist, and then he punched its silicon-based shell with an uppercut.

Bang-!

Amid the violent roar like a thunderstorm, the huge body of the Honkai Beast rose up against the wind, and in an instant it turned into a meteor and disappeared above the sky, never to be seen again.

"Whoo~"

Urandale clapped her hands easily, turned her head to look at Yan with a blank face, showing a relaxed expression: "What did you just say?"

"I said you are so handsome."

Saying these words in a sticky tone, Yaen wondered in his heart whether it would really be a problem to directly hit the BOSS in disregard of the rules like this.

"It always feels kind of weird."

Generally speaking, after the boss dies, the equipment will definitely explode, right?No matter how bad it is, it will add a big tube of experience, right?

But so far, nothing has happened, nothing has appeared, and the silence is so eerie.

"What's weird? Anyway, hurry up and go to that novice you mentioned..."

Stab it--!

A sudden tearing of the fabric interrupted Youlandelle's words, and made her move towards Ian abruptly stop. The whole person was completely frozen there, keeping one foot forward. Not daring to move.

When Yan heard this voice, he raised his head in a daze, but hadn't realized what happened.

"what happened?"

Urandale looked at him with a livid face.

Then, under Yan's shocking gaze, the cool summer swimsuit of Dull Goose... turned into thin strips of cloth and fell apart!

Time seemed to stand still at this moment.

The change of expression on Youlandelle's face, the movement of covering the white snow with both hands, and the scene where Yan quickly took out his mobile phone from his jacket pocket and pointed it at her, are all so clear and thorough!

Kacha Kacha-!

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PS: MiHoYo Art Classic XP: leg rings, asymmetric beauty, and barcodes.

PSS: Question: Is it possible to attack Dull Goose?

188: Life is not easy, goose sighs

Facts have proved that those who break the rules of the game will not end well!

So, I am too smart to go up there and use my fists to reason with the cricket chariot-level Honkai beast without rashness. A beautiful girl's clothes are a gift, but if I am a big man, if I am a man... this is called a show Xiongwei?

Sister Tazi said it was good after reading it, and the eldest lady yelled after reading it!

"Stupid goose, this is the fate of not listening to the advice of the seniors." If the super~upright swimsuit before was barely acceptable to the goose, then this time the "emperor's new clothes" completely broke her mind: "The impulse is good for a while, and I regret it."

Yan said sarcastic remarks while taking off his coat.

Don't get me wrong, of course I'm not going to go into battle with a gun. Although the card face can be used to cancel the transformation, it may be powerless, and Ultraman's human body may not be as powerful as the main body, but the Valkyrie is a real monster with a physical body. As the S-rank Valkyrie with the strongest Destiny, Ulandal would end up worse than the Honkai Beast who flew up to the sky and stood shoulder to shoulder with the sun if she tried to plot against her!

Could it be that some people really think that the Valkyrie can carry away the [-]-meter sprint without a weapon?No way no way!

"Woo, I really want to leave this world..."

The shame-filled Youlandelle showed a disintegrated expression that is not worthy of the world. It is true that she can turn into a super goose and leave here to escape, but if she does so, it is equivalent to completely exposing her hole cards and giving up her life. The chance for Rita and the others to bring them back to the real world... The 3-minute time limit cannot be turned on and off at any time.

Think about it, in this inexplicable world, you don't know what strange events you will encounter.But there is no other way, no matter how wronged I feel, for the sake of my adjutant Rita...and everyone else, I can only endure it for the time being.

"Okay, remember to follow my instructions next time, and don't act recklessly." Throwing the coat to Youlandelle casually, Yan turned his back to her in a very gentlemanly way: "The Novice Village is just ahead, hurry up finish dressing."

"No QAQ."

Hearing the grievance made by the goose like a wounded kitten, Ian couldn't help but sigh, and then took out the big baby from his pants - the mobile phone, unlocked the screen and opened the photo album.

I have to say that my capture skills are quite good. Not only is there no ghosting or blurring, but I can clearly see the expression changes on the goose’s face, whether it’s the shyness when I first realized that I put on a summer swimsuit. The angle and lighting are perfect!

An intoxicating blush appeared on those plain white cheeks, and even with those slender and white jade arms, the smooth and jade-like body still couldn't hide the snow-white luster that appeared in the sun.It is clearly a garment, but the leg rings that belong to the definition of clothing are still stubbornly tight on the slender and tight thighs of the goose, which not only draws out the sensuality, but also adds a subtle sense of astringency. With sandals... This kind of design of adding decorations in insignificant places really hit his XP system perfectly!

"Huh? This one is dewy..."

"What did you say?"

"Oh, I said what time is it?"

Yan pretended to look up at the sky, and secretly put the phone in his pocket, with a serious expression: "Based on our current progress, we may spend most of the night in this world tonight. I'm going to sleep in this wilderness."

Leaving aside the possibility of sleeping in the open air, you must know that in some RPG games, the arrival of night is accompanied by a lot of debuffs. In addition to the common sight range reduction, there may also be wild monsters that greatly increase their aggressiveness. , or various monsters that are usually not exposed to the sun come out to cause trouble.

Just like in "Minecraft", there are not only ordinary zombies at night, but also skeletons with bows and arrows and creepers who explode!

Creeper?

"Sleeping on the street or something..." Youlandelle pursed her lips, her eyes were dull and empty: "I just hope that I can put on a normal dress properly."

Life is not easy, the dumb goose sighed.

"Wow, you can't help but cry when you said this, silly goose."

The strongest Valkyries of Destiny don't even have to wear normal clothes. Those who don't know think it's Destiny who abused their employees. It's really sad to hear and cry.

Yan wiped away the non-existent tears, but from the corner of his eyes, he secretly glanced at the tender white skin faintly revealed from under the unfit or even loose coat, and the skin that barely covered the roots of his thighs. hem of the clothes.

How should I put it, this is no longer in charge of welfare but in charge of Seo Chin!

It's really sad that the S-rank Valkyrie with the strongest Destiny has fallen to this point.