I Will Eventually Inherit the Archbishop of Heaven

In any case, fortunately, Rita has also experienced the embarrassment of having her clothes exploded, so there is probably no need to worry about her misunderstanding the reason for the silly goose's outfit.

Ian breathed a sigh of relief, and to be honest, he had been thinking about how he would cry to convince Rita that he really hadn't done anything until just now.

Now there is no need to worry about this problem at all, he paused, and then asked again: "Then let's get down to business, what task do you want to give us?"

"Ah, before that, I still have something to give to you two."

Rita wiped her nosebleed, took out two small pink cards from under her skirt, and handed them to Ian and Ulandal.

"What is this? - The world's largest dating platform in the same city, contact number..."

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PS: The official new plot will come out tomorrow, and I hope to see the third S-rank Valkyrie.

After revisiting the official visual novel Ulandal, I feel that Shi Yuqiluo will probably appear in the later stage, after all, Schrödinger also appeared.

Sure enough, it's still the cutest goose in the visual novel, who is responsible for making complaints.

190: Born a Goose, I'm Sorry——"Dale in the World"

"Cough, I'm sorry I took the wrong one."

Rita took back the two small pink cards with lightning speed, and stuffed them into her bottomless ravine with her backhand, coughing twice: "It's these two."

"What was that just now?"

Urandale's expression was a bit bewildered.

"It's just an admission ticket to the general club, so you don't need to worry about it~"

The maid's gentle and warm smile seemed to be a little involuntarily tough, she nodded in a daze, and glanced at the small card that was finally in normal color.

Ian also held it in his hand and looked at it.

Different from the previous picture of a woman in underwear with her breasts upright buttocks, this one has nothing to be admired by old color critics, it is so ordinary that people can't arouse the slightest sexual interest.

Sure enough, I should find a chance to pass over the little pink card hidden in the sexy maid Opie, right?

If she doesn't want to, do it yourself!

"This is, a map?"

His thoughts returned from fantasy to reality, and Yann stared at the small map on the card, which depicted simple and easy-to-understand route arrows, leading from this novice village all the way to the target location.

So that's it, this is their escape route... I guess.It's really a straightforward task, without any beating around the bush. Thinking about the previous RPG games, if you want to accept the task, you have to find all kinds of materials and even satisfy the wishes of NPCs, such as cooking a piemon or something...

"Speaking of which, do you just give us a task card?"

Yaen pointed to Youlandal's sexy outfit: "We must give some equipment and props, but now we may show Play in the street if we fight a little monster?"

Based on the current situation of him and Dull Goose, once they leave Novice Village, they may not be able to fight even the most common small wild monster slime in RPG... After all, hands-on = explosive clothes. The setting is true, which makes people both happy and sad. It is an ultimate visual enjoyment to watch a beautiful girl explode her clothes, but if she explodes her clothes, unless she is an exhibitionist, she will definitely be ashamed to squat in the corner and draw circles.

Although he doesn't mind showing off his living cannon, which is as thick as a baby's arm.

"Isn't this pretty good... Oh, I'm sorry! What I mean is that the equipment and props have been prepared for the two of you."

Rita realized her gaffe, changed her words calmly, and took out a list from her chest.

"...How many things are hidden in your opalie?"

Yan looked at the big white and round body that was exposed outside, and it was really hard to imagine that such a large list could be hidden inside. Sure enough, the bottom of the skirt and the gully of the beautiful girl are connected to the four-dimensional space!

"Please don't pay attention to these details, Lord Ion."

Rita smiled gracefully, and presented the list: "These are the equipment and weapons prepared for the two of you."

"Just give it for free? Don't you need krypton gold?"

Reaching out to stop Dull Goose's hand who was about to take the list, Yan showed a questioning expression: "I always feel a little tricky."

It's not that you treat a gentleman with a villain's heart. After all, it is a guild that makes money by selling equipment and props. If you say that you offer [-]% off for newcomers, that's justified.But don't give away a penny for free?Do you think you are a certain Ubisoft company that made a fortune on the potato server next door?Send a BUG every now and then, no, it's a game.

"Yes, our store is full of all kinds of products. In order to fully support the adventurers in defeating the devil and saving the world, all products are free."

"all?"

"all."

"So you're included?"

"Ah this..."

Unexpectedly, the topic suddenly shifted to himself, the maid stared blankly for a second, then showed a seductive and charming chuckle, and blinked at Yaen, her wine red eyes were like blooming red roses, so alluring.

"If Master Yan wants it, Rita doesn't mind being your 'commodity'~"

The provocative words and provocative voice made Yaen frowned, and there seemed to be a restlessness in the depths of his heart, which made him unable to help but take a step forward, and when he was about to move forward——

"Cough cough!"

Dull Goose forcefully interrupted the conversation that had begun to change, and stood up between the two people who were getting closer, pretending to be serious: "Since Rita said that all the shops and commodities are free, it's not too late, we'd better Hurry up and choose your equipment and weapons!"

"There's no need to be so anxious. It shouldn't be a problem to take a short rest. To be honest, I'm a little tired."

"Aren't you worried about Kiyana and Teresa?!"

"Which one of them?"

Goose: "???"

Of course, I’m joking if I don’t know each other, but everything must be prioritized, and my physical condition must also be considered. To be honest, Ian feels that my current body is already a pineapple pineapple.

This is also impossible, right?Look at this dull goose full of astringency, wrapped in a loose coat and walking swaggeringly in broad daylight, even at this moment he can vaguely see the snow-white skin through the loose coat.

Looking at this sleazy maid who dares to tease him even though she is watching the excitement... Seriously, she is definitely looking down on his dignity as a man!Must be!It must be!

Tsk, it's time for a tower rush.

As for the eldest daughter and the overage daughter, if you were worried about Kiyana and the others before, now that you see Rita like this, you know... there is nothing to be afraid of anymore!

Think about the most iconic punishment is an RPG game that explodes clothes... How could such a proper and small butter setting be dangerous!

Tauren?Claws!

"However, it's time to choose a dress."

Glancing at the bulging coat on his chest, Yan began to worry about the future of his windbreaker: "Otherwise, my dress will probably be torn apart."

Ignoring Dull Goose's movement of stepping back and guarding his chest, Ian took the list and scanned the things on it, his eyes immediately became a little strange.

"These... are the weapons and equipment we can choose?"

"Yes, Lord Ian."

Yan's expression became tangled involuntarily.Although there are indeed quite a lot of types, the dazzling array is overwhelming, but if you look carefully... can these things really be recognized as weapons for crusade against the devil?

"Rita, are you sure you are taking the list of special artifacts for anti-devil kings? Not the list of goods in the second-hand market?"

"I'm sure and definitely sure ~ Lord Yaen."

"Then what's the situation with this golf club? Do you want me to use it to have a golf duel with the devil?"

"No, this is the most powerful weapon of causality, even a top-notch survivor can't avoid the headshot of a golf club~"

"What the hell is this [identity certificate of a visitor from another world]?"

"Actually, this is a city return scroll~ Master Yaen, if you hold it, even if you accidentally lose to the devil, as long as you take out this scroll, you can be detained immediately... Ah no, you can escape safely."

How should I put it, although there are many places worth complaining about, let's hold back first.

Yan's gaze continued to move down, and after ignoring most of the strange things, his gaze finally settled on one of the props.

"Huh? Is this somersault cloud used for traveling!"

"No, this is Wang Yiyun."

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PS: Awesome, the main storyline is postponed by one day (sigh)

PSS: I'm sorry for eating someone raw - "Human Ghoul"

191: Goose: Don't come here! ! ! ! ! !

God damn it!

"By the way, does it have any effect?" Ion was a little curious.

"Play famous quotes on time at zero o'clock every day. Words full of sadness can apply [Weakness] effect to the enemy and reduce its attack power by 50%."

"Famous sayings? For example?"

"Hmm." Rita suddenly covered her chest, wanting to cry, "I was born as a maid, I'm sorry..."

OK, there is an inside taste.

Yan gave a thumbs up expressionlessly, then lowered his head and continued to search——

"Where is this gun?"

"The weapon of causality, an assault rifle with 30 bullets built in, will trigger [Ballistic Prediction] and [Extreme Anger] BUFF on the attacked when used, all bullets fired during this period will be dodged, and when the last bullet is fired Sometimes the attacker will be disarmed and punched KO."

"This knife..."

"The passive skill [sliding shovel] is automatically triggered when facing big cats. It is also a powerful causal weapon~"

"Why are there still cards?!"

"Kun 〇 card, when used, it will force the enemy to engage in an exciting Gwent match with you, and you cannot do anything else until the winner is determined." Rita paused, with a business expression on her face Standard smile: "There is no doubt that this is also a..."

"The weapon of karma, right? I know, I know, please stop talking about it."

Throwing the list of weapons aside, Ian clutched his head with a headache, feeling that he was on the verge of collapse.

Sure enough, even in this world full of wonderful settings, there is no such thing as a pie in the sky, right?Think carefully about the equipment and props in the game for you to choose, how can such a wonderful and unrealistic thing happen without paying any price at all!