I Will Eventually Inherit the Archbishop of Heaven

Suffering a double blow both mentally and physically throughout the day, Dull Goose really has no extra strength to fight, especially after the surge of energy and blood just now, his head is dizzy and his physical strength is seriously exhausted.

Both the eldest lady and Xi'er couldn't help showing sympathetic looks. If they didn't know that the person squatting there was the strongest Valkyrie, they would probably have thought it was a poor girl who was abandoned by her parents.

Looking down at the poor goose squatting on the ground, Ian really didn't know what to say, he sighed, bent down and stretched out his hand.

"My house is quite big, would you like to come to my house for a cup of black tea first?"

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PS: Report the situation of the card draw: 50 rounds for Miss Tazi, 40 rounds for one weapon and one lower position.Damn it! ! ! ! ! (Tears ran)

231: Miss Goose

Question: Is it wrong to tell a lie?

Throughout the ages, people have always maintained an attitude of criticizing liars, and even expressly stipulated in the law that serious lying is a violation of the criminal law and will be severely punished.

So telling lies is not allowed to exist in this world?

Although the phrase "existence is reasonable" itself has objective idealism, it is undeniable that in specific occasions, times and situations, it does have its own helplessness.

In this way, a repeat student of the college entrance examination forged a Tsinghua admission notice to make his parents happy because of too much pressure. Although the original intention of the lie was not bad, the final impact was undoubtedly negative.

People call this kind of lie-white lie.

Just like when most people lie, they will always find a suitable reason for themselves in their hearts, so as to calm down the guilt in their hearts.

Lying is naturally bad, but sometimes, a lie is more appropriate than the truth.

As for why you say this...

Naturally, because what Ian has to do now is to make up a white lie!

"Misunderstand?"

In Ian's room, Yolandelle sat on the soft carpet, looking at Ian who picked up the cheesecake and walked to sit beside her, with a suspicious expression on his face.

"You mean, I misunderstood you?"

"No, I misunderstood you." Ian waved his hand and said something unclear.

"what?"

The doubts in the eyes deepened, and Youlandelle, who was about to ask the teacher for a crime, couldn't help but blinked and tilted her head.

To be honest, Yaen's expression and tone are quite calm, without any guilt or apology for breaking the appointment. In this case, this person is either extremely shameless, or... is there really some misunderstanding in it that she doesn't know about?

—Let’s just listen first.

"Let me think about it, I have to start from the beginning, let me make it up slowly... Cough cough, tell me slowly."

Slowly using a plastic knife to cut a small piece of cheese, then inserting it with a fork and handing it to the girl's mouth, Ian raised his eyes and looked at Ulandal, who turned his head, and couldn't help but remind her——

"Why are you standing there, open your mouth."

"I, can't I do it myself?"

With her arms involuntarily blocked in front of her body, Yolandal's face was full of rejection.

Play like this has been here several times with his adjutant before. After all, the two are old partners who have experienced the test of life and death together. Although it may feel shy, it is not unacceptable.

But facing Yann's intimate behavior, she expressed that she was a little uncomfortable.

"First of all, I have to explain to you that I originally planned to buy this cheesecake for myself. Now that I have kindly shared it with you, I am very considerate of you. Please don't make any extra requests, okay?"

Yan shook the fork in mid-air and squinted at her: "Didn't you even eat lunch, and you still care about this at this time? Don't waste time, if you don't eat anymore, I will eat it myself."

"Well……"

Dull Goose pursed his lips, hesitated for a while, and opened his mouth obediently. The two bright red lips were opened up and down, and the pink and tender tongue could be vaguely glimpsed through the light.

Yann exerted a little force, and instantly filled the goose's small mouth.

"Ahhh."

Fresh blush floated on the cheeks, and the hands lying flat on the thighs were unconsciously mixed together, and a shyness flashed in the pupils of Youlandelle, as if it showed the tension and anxiety in her heart.

Being fed by someone other than Rita for the first time always felt complicated.

"what about the taste?"

"Very good, but not as good as Rita's cheesecake."

Suppressing the wonderful emotions in her heart, Youlandelle savored the taste in her mouth carefully.

"is it?"

Yan picked up a piece of cheesecake casually, stuffed it into his mouth, and commented: "Indeed, the taste made by Rita is more delicate, with a sweet but not greasy taste."

But there is one thing to say, he thinks the most delicious thing about the maid is not the pastries and meals she made by herself, but the girl named [Rita Rossweisse] herself.

For him, the maid herself is the most delicious pastry.

"Okay, let's get down to business."

This conversation without the slightest nourishment managed to make Yann perfect the lie he was going to use to deceive Goose next time in his heart. He took the cake again and handed it to Goose's mouth. This time she didn't say much. , obediently opened his mouth and waited to be fed.

You've become better, silly goose.

"Speaking of the agreement the day before yesterday, I must first emphasize—" Yaen raised a finger, stared into Yolandal's eyes, and said seriously: "First, I have not forgotten the agreement with you. Second, I didn't break the appointment."

The above two points are, of course, nonsense.

In fact, Yaen not only forgot, but also forgot very thoroughly. If Ulandal hadn't come here today to ask the teacher, he probably wouldn't be able to remember it again in his life.

But this kind of thing must not be admitted, otherwise, even if he escaped a catastrophe today, he may be completely hated by the goose in the future, and he will come to him with a lance every now and then to settle accounts.

That's worth it!He had to think of a once-and-for-all method, not only to clean himself up, but also to stop this goose from making trouble for him.

Then the best way - is to fool!

"You're talking nonsense! I've been waiting in the training room for a whole day and haven't seen your people... Ahhh!"

As expected, the emphatic words were refuted. As soon as she mentioned this Ulandal, she immediately became angry. She couldn't bear it and wanted to get up, but Yaen quickly stuffed her mouth full and pulled her Sit down again.

"Don't rush to refute, just listen to me."

Reluctantly calming the mood of the dull goose, Yan continued to explain: "The training room you just mentioned, which training room is it?"

"The seventh training room, what's wrong?"

Ulandal subconsciously replied.

"Look! I knew it!"

Yan suddenly showed a clear look, which made her stunned for a while.

"What do you know?"

"Let's talk about my experience first." Without a direct answer, he coughed twice: "I got up at about 8 o'clock yesterday morning, and after breakfast, I set off for the training room. It was almost 9 o'clock when I arrived."

"Then I waited for you from 9 o'clock until 12:[-] noon, and you still haven't come."

After sorting out his facial expressions, Yaen put on a face of three points of anger, seven points of helplessness, and ninety points of frustration: "Do you know how hard I waited for you! I waited until the flowers thanked you for making them!"

"……What's the meaning?"

Youlandelle blinked, her expression even more confused.

"It means that there is an error in the place we agreed upon!"

Sighing helplessly, Yan spread his hands: "We actually agreed on the third training room, but according to your answer just now, you went to the seventh training room."

"In this case, we naturally can't meet together."

"……Is it really?"

Although Yann spoke clearly and logically, Ulandal, who was deeply hurt by it, expressed serious doubts: "Why do I feel that you are lying to me?"

Yan immediately held his chest sincerely: "Youlandelle, I didn't lie."

"Think about it carefully, is the agreement you made with me at that time the third training room?"

While feeding the dull goose, confused, he continued to confuse her thinking with words: "You should not have forgotten, it was you who threatened me with a lance at that time and asked me to promise you that the tomorrow of the day before yesterday is today's yesterday." The time agreed upon for battle training is [-]:[-] am tomorrow compared to the day before yesterday, and [-]:[-] yesterday morning compared to today."

"Indeed, that's true... um."

My own hunger has not completely faded away, and now I am a little dizzy from Yaen's fast and inexplicable way of speaking. Ulandal pressed her head, and her eyes turned into circles.

"And your current mental state is not good. It is probably because your memory has been confused and you have misremembered the location. If you really don't believe me, you can ask Rita or Kiyana. They should know that the agreement between us is correct. Bar?"

Glancing at the mobile phone interface, the Q-version portrait of the maid suddenly appeared in front of him, Yan patted his chest confidently: "You should believe them, right?"

"Well, this, so to speak, did I really blame you..."

Dull Goose shook his head violently, his originally suspicious eyes gradually turned into a trace of confusion.

"Of course, my principle is to agree to other people's affairs, even if I go up the mountain of swords and go down into the sea of ​​fire, I must do it!"

Ian was probably the one who said it flexibly, he gave a thumbs up, and said righteously: "I am also the heir of the Archbishop of Destiny, how could I lose the promise of my leading Valkyrie!"

Urandale thought about it, and felt that there was nothing wrong with it.

"Look, it seems that I really blamed you wrongly."

"Well, it's nothing wrong to be wrong. In fact, what hurts my heart the most is that you don't trust me so much. It's very uncomfortable."

Originally, he had considered a backup plan, but he didn't expect to cripple the strongest Valkyrie so easily. Ian couldn't help but sigh in his heart... If he wanted to, he would probably be able to trick this stupid goose into bed!

"I originally thought that we could be regarded as comrades-in-arms who performed missions together, at least we should have the most basic trust and understanding, but I didn't expect... Sigh."

Turning his back, sighing heavily and shaking his head, Dull Goose was a little embarrassed, and whispered, "Yes, I'm sorry, I blamed you."

"Is it just a verbal apology! Do you know how much you hurt my heart!"

It doesn't hurt at all, it's better to say that there is no fluctuation in his heart, and he even wants to laugh a little.

Although I thought so in my heart, there was still a heartbroken expression on the surface.

"...Then I swear that I will never doubt you again in the future! That's all right!"

"No, it's not enough! It still can't heal my heart that was hurt so badly by you!"