I Will Eventually Inherit the Archbishop of Heaven

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365: Banya's Emotional Teacher: Yan Apocalypse!

——Living alone is really quite boring.

As night fell, there was a faint sound of running water in the bathroom, and a hazy mist filled the room, condensing into countless drops of water and sliding down the frosted glass.

Yan was soaking in the jacuzzi filled with hot water, his expression was rather depressed.

Although it has only been two days since he came to St. Freya Academy, he has a deep understanding of how unbearable it is to not have a cohabiting girl around him, such as now.

Randomly picked up a towel and put it on his body, Yan stood up from the bathtub and wiped his body.

To be fair, if you were on a floating island, you would basically be playing Pokémon in a small bathtub with a young lady with a thin waist and long legs, or playing with a monster with a big chest and hips. Occasionally, there may be welfare incidents such as Xiao Xi'er from the Tongyan Giant European School knocking on the door to help him wipe his back.

Every time I take a bath, I am full of anticipation, so there is no hope at all like now!

Putting on his yukata, Yan turned on the computer, and as soon as he went online, he saw a message sent by his game friend [Metal Gear Bug Fang] from Wannian Online——

[Emotional teacher, Bu Langya has questions to consult! 】

It's okay to be an emotional teacher, although there are indeed a lot of girls around him, and there are no longer a few who have an ambiguous relationship.

While wiping his wet hair, Yan sat down at the computer desk: [What's the problem? 】

【How can I develop a friendly relationship with men? 】

【? 】

The expression on his face suddenly became confused, and Yann watched the words in front of the screen, and couldn't help raising his eyebrows: 【Why are you asking this kind of question again?Could it be that you really have a boy you like? 】

【No. 】Bronya tapped the keyboard, and asked the doubts in her heart: 【Bu Langya doesn't understand, why do you think that Bu Langya has a boy he likes? 】

Whether it was sister Mei just now or the current sand sculpture netizens would have such strange thoughts, Bronya didn't think that what she just said would cause such a misunderstanding.

[Instead of asking me why, it's better to say that you have been acting abnormally in the past two days! 】

Yan Tucao: [I have played games for several years, and usually discuss the content of the game with me. One day, I suddenly asked me about the possibility of falling in love at first sight, and now I am asking how I can develop a friendly relationship with men. No matter how you look at the problem, you think you have a man you like! 】

Sure enough, people change. In the past, he was basically a gamer like Bulangya. Every weekend, he would hide in his room and play games. It was a standard and typical squatting at home attribute.

However, now he has gradually bid farewell to online games and started a life of flirting with girls. Unexpectedly, Bu Langya also caught up with him, and began to care about things in reality.

It was undoubtedly Sister Tazi who made him change, so who was it that made Bu Langya change?

To be honest, it must be quite powerful to make Bu Langya, who is squatting at home with heavy gamers, care about talking to him about practical issues, in various senses!

【It's not Bu Langya, it's a friend of Bu Langya. 】

[I understand, I understand, who doesn't have a friend these days.Better hurry up and tell me about your... your friend. 】Yan thought for a while, and seriously replied: 【Actually, there are quite a few ways to develop a relationship, such as starting from common topics, common interests and hobbies. 】

common topic?common interests?

Yan's face appeared in her mind, and Bronya really couldn't think of common topics and hobbies, after all, the two of them were not familiar at all.

【Bu Langya is really unfamiliar with him, I don't know what topics they have in common, let alone what hobbies he has. 】

【Then go and observe, go and see, of course no one can know this kind of thing from the beginning. 】Yan explained helplessly: 【If you like someone, it will be very troublesome to get along with them if you don't figure out these things! 】

【is that so? 】

【certainly!But, if it is a girl who wants to take the initiative to develop a relationship, before the common topics and hobbies, there is the most important point-whether she is cute enough! 】

"But... love?" Bronya tilted her head, and subconsciously thought of the sea-blue girl: "Xieer."

Among Bronya's companions, the one she finds the cutest is undoubtedly her old sister Xier, and it is the appearance of Xier that can gradually soften Bronya's cold heart.

For Bronya, Seele is the most precious gift God gave her.

——For Xi'er, she is willing to do anything!

[As long as you are cute enough, then everything is easy to handle! 】

When it comes to being pretty, wanting to be coquettish and so on, Ian may still think of the eldest lady and the maid Ji, but when it comes to cuteness, among the many girls around him, there is no doubt that Xiao Xier is the one. .

There are still some immature faces, combined with an extremely well-developed figure, it is really addictive to look at, not only soft in the arms, but also...

[Walk to him and show a sweet smile, then act cute and stare at him with big watery eyes, basically take it down firmly! 】

[Boy, is it so easy to handle? 】

A big question mark jumped out of her head. Bronya, who had never been with a man within ten years of her age, knew very little about boys, and she knew nothing about them.

[The premise is that it is really cute enough, otherwise it will have the opposite effect! 】

Yan uttered the most reasonable words: [Lovely is justice!Cuteness is justice! 】

【Master, Bu Langya has realized it! 】

As if feeling the magic power brought by these words, Bronya's eyes also showed a trace of seriousness: [I will think about it carefully! 】

Just as Yan was about to continue to say something, he suddenly heard a hasty knock on the door and couldn't help but raise his head.

"Yan! Miss Ben is here! Open the door for me!"

"Qiana?" He was slightly taken aback, but he didn't expect this girl to actually come.

He typed back to Bu Langya: [I still have something to do here, let's not talk about it, let's talk when we have time. 】

【and many more. ] Bronya quickly replied: [Why don't we exchange phone numbers, so that Bulangya can contact Bulangya directly by text message if he has any questions. 】

【Row. 】

He and Bu Langya have been old friends in the game for several years, so the most basic trust is naturally there. After thinking for a second, Yan agreed decisively.

After the two exchanged phone numbers, Yann remarked his nickname as [Metal Gear Bu Langya], and immediately said goodbye to Bu Langya.

On the other side, Bronya stared at the phone number on the phone, thought about it, and wrote the note as [Emotional Teacher].

366: Take advantage of Qi's surprise, attack Qi's unpreparedness!

"Yan! Don't hide in there and make no noise! ​​I know you are at home! You have the ability to threaten me, why can't you open the door!"

Chongchong put one hand on his waist, and vigorously slapped the door with the other hand, his arrogant appearance seemed to be an arrogant posture to find fault: "Open the door!"

As the saying goes, you can't lose your momentum when you lose anything. Isn't it just going to a man's house where you live alone in the evening? This kind of thing is nothing compared to the previous wandering and traveling around the world!

Ms. Ben was fine after wandering outside alone for so long. Could it be possible that she can still be planted by you tonight? !

Impossible, does not exist!

Besides, it's not like I haven't lived with him before, Gen, there's nothing to be afraid of!

Thinking of this, Qiyana became more confident, and she continued to yell, knocking hard on the crumbling door: "Open——!"

boom!

The originally closed door was suddenly opened, and she was caught off guard, and her raised hand moved forward with inertia, and touched the real skin, which was accompanied by faint warmth.

"Door……"

Kiyana froze, raised her head to look at Yan who was leaning against the door and stared at her for a long time, and blinked stupidly.

"Did you make such an obvious move as a hint?"

Glancing at the little white hand on his chest, Yaen couldn't help but raised his eyebrows, and held the soft hand instead: "Qiana, you are really bolder than I imagined."

The touch in his hand was delicate and smooth, and he couldn't help pinching it lightly and rubbing it.

"It's, it's not what you think!"

Withdrawing her hand as if being pricked by a needle, Qiyana threw her back in a panic, her expression on her face was a little unnatural, but she managed to muster up her momentum: "In other words, since you invited me, you should stand in advance It is only right to welcome this lady at the door!"

"Also!" With a slightly red face, she stretched out her slender fingers to Yan, who was only wearing a bathrobe, exposing part of his chest: "Put on my clothes properly!"

"Didn't I hear you knocking on the door loudly just after taking a shower, before I had time to change my clothes?"

Yaen shrugged, stepped aside, and put on a posture to invite you into the urn: "Okay, come in quickly."

"Well."

Kiyana walked into the door cautiously, and kept staring at Yan when she passed by Yan, her azure blue pupils were full of undisguised vigilance, like a bird whose territory had been invaded. white cat.

After entering the room, Qiyana kept a distance of more than one meter from him, turned around to face Yan, and went straight to the point: "Come on, just use whatever moves you have!"

"?what?"

Looking at Chongchong inexplicably, those who didn't know thought that there would be a big battle between the two of them: "Is it necessary to be so vigilant?"

Closing the door casually, Yan walked straight past her, and Qiyana also turned her body following his movements, always maintaining a posture facing him.

"In the final analysis, you didn't say you wanted to ask me to learn gun fighting skills. Why did you make it look like I was forcing you?"

Lying casually on the sofa, Yaen raised his legs, as if he looked like a big brother: "Beforehand, I didn't even say a word of threat from the beginning to the end."

She even kindly gave her the right to choose.

"cut!"

Qiyana snorted softly: "Then I'm here now, so you can fulfill your promise!"

"Don't worry, before I promise you, I have to have a test on your body."

"Check, test!"

Chongchongxin said that she really didn't have good intentions, she hugged her shoulders and took a small step back: "What is the test?"

"Of course, Kangkang, you are well developed...ah no, it's to see if you are suitable for practicing gun fighting."

Yan, who almost told the truth, coughed twice, and immediately put on a selfless look: "Strictly speaking, gun fighting is a skill that mainly focuses on close combat and supplemented by gun negotiation. If physical skills are the main focus, it is natural to consider the physical condition of the practitioner."

He stretched out a finger and explained: "For example, can you imagine the scene where Teresa uses the gun fighting technique to lift her short legs and kick the Honkai beast away?"

Kiyana raised her head slightly, imagining such a scene in her mind: Teresa stood face to face with the huge Honkai Beast, and then she raised her short legs and kicked hard!

——It turned out to be a few centimeters away from the body of the Houkai Beast.