Journey to the West: People in Heaven, 9 to 5

Now the Jade Emperor is like holding a sign that reads "Prison God, Prison God, I Love You" and shouts Chu Hao's name like a fanatic.

Only in this way can he express his appreciation and even respect for Chu Hao.

However, the Jade Emperor also knew in his heart that Chu Hao had offended Xixi to death, and Xixi came to hold grudges and scolded him for nothing. How could Patriarch Bodhi let it go?

If it really doesn't work, the Jade Emperor decided to be tough and hold off Daozu!

However, there was no such scene as the Jade Emperor imagined.

After being reprimanded by Chu Hao, Patriarch Bodhi didn't blush and his heart skipped a beat. He said with a faint smile, "Young friend Chu, there is no need to be so absolute. You have a predestined relationship with me in the west, and sooner or later you will abandon the darkness and turn to the light."

"But I won't force you either. Before the end of the Westward Journey, the Western Paradise will always be open to you."

From the prehistoric era to the present, Patriarch Bodhi has never encountered any situation of digging a wall?What's more, it was just a little scolding, Patriarch Bodhi didn't care at all.

As long as Chu Hao can join the Western world before Journey to the West, and his merits will increase, Patriarch Bodhi can give Chu Hao anything.

And he also believes that Chu Hao is a person who knows the current affairs.

A normal person knows what to choose between sticking to a heaven that is going west, and a west that is about to receive a lot of merit.

"climb!"

Chu Hao said coldly, already very impatient.

How can someone like Chu Hao, who is determined to become a saint through hard work, be easily shaken?

Obviously not.

"Hahahaha, the things are here for you, Jin Chanzi Yuanshen, come back." Patriarch Bodhi was very calm, calm and calm.

Chu Hao naturally also believed that Patriarch Bodhi would not play tricks, and immediately returned Jin Chanzi's primordial spirit to Patriarch Bodhi.

And Chu Hao also successfully obtained two magic weapons.

One is the top ten congenital spiritual treasures, and the ninth-grade golden lotus of merit!

The other one is Taoist Duobao's magic weapon for becoming famous, Xiantian Lingbao, Duobao Pagoda!

At the same time, he obtained two innate spirit treasures, one of which was one of the top ten innate spirit treasures. This is already the best magic weapon in Chu Hao's hands now!

However, what is a little bit disappointing is that the original twelfth-rank golden lotus was eaten by the third-rank Taoist Mosquito, and it would be more perfect if it was restored to its original state.

The typical one is cheap and good-looking...

But this is what the system does.

[Friendly reminder, you can use 100 million strands of chaotic energy to restore the meritorious golden lotus and reproduce the best self! 】

[Zhuxianjian branch task 2: Change the birth of Jin Chanzi, it is best to have a bad life, young and wandering]

[Reward: 100 million traces of Chaos Qi! 】

[Remarks: Jin Chanzi is a man of destiny and cannot be killed. Please master think of a better way to change Jin Chanzi and disrupt the secrets of heaven! 】

Chu Hao touched his nose, good guy, this system is really possible.

How cruel is this system?

Although this task does not meet the standard, but if you want Jin Chanzi to be born in the prime minister's mansion, then don't think about it.

Tang Seng boy, be a good worker!

Comfort is reserved for immortals like us, and hard work is what you pursue as workers!

Chu Hao had to concentrate and talk to the West.

After Chu Hao handed over Jin Chanzi's primordial spirit, Xifang was obviously not satisfied.

After all, Yin Wenjiao is still married to Chu Hao. Although she said she was going back to Jin Chanzi, but... how was she born?

Immortals and mortals cannot have cubs. Speaking of science, the impact of immortals cannot be resisted by mortals.

Patriarch Bodhi laughed and said to Chu Hao:

"Chu Xiaoyou, now you are Yin Wenjiao's husband, but how should Jin Chanzi be born? This requires your cooperation."

Although Patriarch Bodhi was smiling, there was a threat in his smile.

It's about merit, and Chu Hao can't refuse it.

Chu Hao thought for a while, raised his eyebrows and said:

"Yes, how about... put the golden cicada in the dog's belly, I'll pick it up, and treat him as my own in the name of adoption. After that, how do you go about it, how about it?"

Chu Hao himself felt that what he said was actually pretty good, except that the idea of ​​using a dog as a surrogate was a little weird, everything else must be feasible.

However, when Chu Hao looked up, he saw that Tathagata's face was as black as ink, and he was about to kill someone.

The gods also felt the sadness of Eggy, thanks to you, you can think of stuffing the second disciple of Tathagata into the dog's stomach?It's a ghost if this family can agree!

"Why is it a dog?" Patriarch Bodhi, as a sage, naturally doesn't know the mysteries of these dirty words in the world.

Chu Hao coughed twice and explained:

"The so-called world is not benevolent and treats everything as a straw dog. The golden cicada wants to learn from the scriptures, but to build a life for the people. What kind of merit? But if you are born noble, the son of a prime minister, how can you understand those things?"

"That's why Jin Chanzi is a dog... Cough, he was born humble, so he can yearn for the light, experience the sufferings of the world, and be able to make great ambitions. Goodness! I'm such a genius!"

Chu Hao said that he was moved.

However, everyone around has dark faces, you just want to call Jin Chanzi a dog!How can there be so much reason!

The Tathagata Buddha was beside me in a panic, that was my second apprentice, if he turned into a dog, he would take a hammer scripture and die on the spot!

However, Patriarch Bodhi was obviously not that hasty.

But Patriarch Bodhi waved his hand, still didn't hear the humiliating meaning in Chu Hao's words, and said with a smile: "Little friend Chu really has the heart, and even thought of it at such a deep level, but don't worry about it, I have already made arrangements for the matter of identity." .”

Chapter 228 Jin Chanzi is grateful for Chu Hao's earnest words

Regarding Jin Chanzi's fate, under Chu Hao's persuasion, the western world really accepted Chu Hao's opinion.

Let Jin Chanzi become a person who has experienced people's livelihood, so that he can become a Buddha and a ancestor in the future and be a good person.

Of course, it was not to the point of being born by a dog.

After all, Xitian's face is still needed.

In the end, under Chu Hao's persuasive guidance and persuasive words, Patriarch Bodhi was very pleased to give up the idea of ​​letting Tang Seng be born in the prime minister's mansion and enjoy a good life.

Jin Chanzi's primordial spirit slowly shed tears.

A sense of despair and helplessness arises spontaneously.

Prison God, please be a human being!

However, Chu Hao was still not satisfied, and came over to Jin Chanzi Yuanshen, very serious and serious: "Jin Chanzi, you must seize such a good opportunity!"

"You have to work quietly, and then amaze everyone!"

"Big fish, big meat, mountain delicacies are reserved for those who don't have salted fish. Only the pursuit of dreams is what you need! Good afternoon, worker!"

"I don't fight my father, I don't fight my mother, I don't fight for work, I don't fight for money, we beat workers and only work hard. Work hard! Beat workers!"

Chu Hao gave Jin Chanzi a thumbs up, giving him great encouragement!

Jin Chanzi burst into tears!

What kind of suffering in the world is this? I was finally redeemed by someone, and I am going to start working part-time?

The Tathagata Buddha next to him also shook his head in despair, good disciple, I can't help you with this.

A sage is the master, and the Tathagata Buddha can only obediently obey orders.

As a sage, Patriarch Bodhi does not understand the sufferings of the world, let alone why Jin Chanzi suffers so much from experiencing life.

Chu Hao couldn't help explaining: "It should be thanking me for giving him such a good opportunity to experience life."

Patriarch Bodhi naturally did not believe it.

He doesn't understand human suffering, but he is not stupid.

But it doesn't matter, as long as you can bring merit to yourself, you can do whatever you want.

At last.

The two sides finalized the details.

Follow the original plan. When Chu Hao and Yin Wenjiao find an opportunity to go fishing in Jiangzhou, the West will arrange someone to be a boatman, pretend to kill Chu Hao, and push him into the river.

And Yin Wenjiao got pregnant for no reason, omitting a lot of details, anyway, she would be pregnant with Jin Chanzi after landing.

Business as usual.

Chu Hao nodded. After all, Yin Wenjiao had been with him before, and Chu Hao had already figured out the chemical castration of that boatman boy.

Yin Wenjiao and Chu Hao also had a one-night relationship, so Chu Hao naturally wouldn't let anyone touch her.

But because Yin Wenjiao is the person who should be robbed in the west, Chu Hao can only recruit his soul to the heavenly palace after the catastrophe of Journey to the West is over.

Next, Chu Hao and Xitian made friendly negotiations on the issue of land cession and compensation under the witness of the gods and Buddhas.

Chu Hao, the spokesperson of Tianting, has stated Tianting's firm position on this journey to the West.

It must be pointed out that the Tathagata Buddha's remarks confuse black and white, and made groundless accusations against the Heavenly Court. The purpose is to cover up his own unilateralism and hegemony.

Recently, Xitian disregarded the stable development consensus that the two sides had formed, turned capricious, and once again provoked a war against the Heavenly Court. This will greatly affect the peace of the Three Realms...

Under Chu Hao's argument, Xitian learned from the pain, reflected on the past, and decided to change his past. Under Chu Hao's serious criticism, the Tathagata Buddha was also human, and vowed to be a good human being in the future.

In the end, Xitian signed an agreement with Chu Hao.

West apologized.

Chu Hao took the agreement signed by the Tathagata Buddha, and said in a loud voice like a sentence: "The agreement is as follows: From now on, the Jizo Bodhisattva will never cross the border again, and the Tianzhu Buddha Kingdom in the world will cease fighting with Nanzhan Buzhou for 30 years. No more active attacks."

"In addition, the Western world needs to pay another [-] million Buddha soldiers, [-] million sets of standard armor, and six Houtian Lingbao to pay the Heavenly Court."

"Take it as an apology for recklessly leading troops this time and mobilizing teachers to inquire about crimes."

"If you have no objections, you can climb."

Every time Chu Hao read a word, everyone in Xitian seemed to be slapped on the face, and the slap became louder and louder.