Journey to the West: People in Heaven, 9 to 5

Isn't that right, every time Guanyin Bodhisattva came, he said a lot of foreshadowing and made a lot of psychological preparations for the Tathagata Buddha, but the Tathagata Buddha only felt deeper despair.

Now the Tathagata Buddha wants to skip the foreshadowing, and you just say what happened, who died.

Puxian Bodhisattva said bluntly:

"The ghost of the Weihe Dragon King who went to threaten Tang Wang was dragged to a small black room by Tang Wang and smashed to death with bricks."

When the Tathagata heard it, he took a deep breath, looked up at 45 degrees to the sky, and sadly flowed like a river.

Tathagata Buddha's tone was full of despair, tired and helpless, "Who can tell me why a mortal emperor can hammer a ghost of a fairy realm to death with bricks?!"

"This is not cultivating immortals!"

The Tathagata Buddha wanted to stand on his head so that the tears would not flow down.

Jojo, I don't want to be a Buddha anymore!

Why is it so difficult to be a Buddha this year?

woo woo woo woo……

Seeing such a miserable state of the Tathagata Buddha, Puxian Bodhisattva bowed his head, not daring to speak.

But Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, who is used to reporting funerals anyway, said with ease, "My Buddha, there is even worse news."

Tathagata Buddha grabbed his chest, took a few deep breaths, and said:

"Tell me, I can stand it."

Guanyin Bodhisattva said bluntly:

"The king of Tang suspected that he had eaten the divine elixir, so that he could ward off all evil and beat the ghost to death."

Tathagata Buddha's face turned black immediately,

"Divine pill?! Isn't that a pill that can be refined by a saint of great purity? How could King Tang take such a pill?!"

"Wait, what about the odd number? Could it be that odd number?"

Guanyin Bodhisattva shook his head,

"At that time, the strange number was being entangled by us. Besides, until I arrived in Chang'an, the strange number was in Chang'an. How could he know our chance?"

"unless……"

Guanyin Bodhisattva didn't say any more.

But all the Buddhas present had cold eyes, looked left and right, and were suspicious of each other.

The meaning of Guanyin Bodhisattva's words is very obvious, unless there are traitors in Xitian, and they are the kind of strong people who can get in touch with Journey to the West.

Tathagata Buddha denied on the spot:

"Impossible. All the Buddhas in the Western Paradise have practiced the Dharma hard. They have a clear mind and know their clothes. They put the great cause of Journey to the West as the most important thing. How could there be traitors!"

When the Tathagata Buddha said this, he actually didn't have a deep understanding of his own psychology.

There is one thing to say, he himself has doubted it for a long time...

But for the stability of Xitian, at least the superficial stability, Tathagata Buddha naturally couldn't tell this matter.

Tathagata Buddha condensed his voice;

"It seems that the Taishang Laojun came prepared for this matter, but the sage acts, we don't want to speculate too much, I will ask the teacher to hold him accountable."

"The top priority is how to make up for it?"

If Taishang Laojun knew that he had carried this pot for no reason, he would definitely scold his mother.

I worked hard to refine a elixir, and I didn't even come out. I was blackmailed several times and I didn't say anything. Now I have to take the blame for nothing?

Such grievances, who can I find to reason with?

But Chu Hao can't be considered a saint even if he concealed the secrets of heaven, and no one would think that Chu Hao could make alchemy.

Therefore, Taishang Laojun is sure of his fault!

Chapter 337 I will never tell anyone, absolutely not!

The Tathagata Buddha looked around the scene, but found that no one spoke.

Tathagata Buddha could not help but twitch the corner of his mouth, these bastards, what can they do, they are No. 1!

Every day I put aside chanting scriptures and meditating, and I looked respectful and respectful to the Buddha, but when something happened and needed to be discussed, everyone pretended to be dead and dared not say a word.

Finally, someone jumped out.

Li Jing, the heavenly king of Wutuota, jumped out and said angrily: "Buddha, this matter must be caused by a strange number. I suggest killing him, and the journey to the west will be unimpeded!"

"I suggest you die!" Guanyin Bodhisattva next to him sarcastically sarcastically.

God knows how much Guanyin Bodhisattva wanted to kill Li Jing.

The last time Li Jing was redeemed, how many treasures were extorted by Xitian because of him?

Also, when Chu Hao came before, this Li Jing shrank in the corner like a bastard, trembling and pissing off.

Damn, now you're jumping out to be a clown again?

If it weren't for the fact that Li Jing was the only seedling under the sect of the ancient Deng Buddha, Guanyin Bodhisattva would slap him to death now, and there would be no such thing as a tota heavenly king.

Li Jing was anxious, "You!"

Tathagata Buddha gave Li Jing a cold look, "I suggest you take her advice."

Prince Fudo Ming also sneered and said, "I also suggest that you take Buddha's advice and her advice."

Immediately, Li Jing faltered, and shrank aside, not daring to speak.

The Tathagata Buddha felt the pain of labor and pain, reporting the monsters, fighting in the nest, soft-footed shrimps, answering monsters, and pure cerebral palsy... Thinking that the western sky is full of these idiots, there are also a group of old yinbis hiding nearby to watch jokes.

The Buddha really wanted to swear, he [Damn it!

What crime did I do? If I committed a crime, I should be taken to be shot. Why did you let me bring this group of idiots [Fuck!

No, no matter how angry you are, you will have a heart attack...

Tathagata Buddha took a deep breath, waved his hands and said:

"Guanyin Bodhisattva, you go there. You don't need a reason. You can directly drag King Tang to hell to scare him. The plan remains the same! Even if there is no Dragon King, you will come here! If necessary, please ask Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva for help."

Tathagata Buddha: In the end, one Buddha will carry everything.

This is a good boss to do it yourself.

Guanyin Bodhisattva nodded, turned around and left.

The Tathagata Buddha let out a foul breath, so let's go like this, as long as we can get back on track, a little bit of barbarism is fine.

And Li Jing there was still shouting: "My Buddha, I think this matter may really be caused by that strange number, I suggest..."

When the Tathagata Buddha heard this, his nose turned sour, his face turned to the sky, and his eyes were full of tears.

He [Damn it!

Can this single seedling that burns the lamp be strangled to death? !

Come on, even if it is the law enforcement prison god of the Three Realms, come here and take this idiot away!

Who would have thought that it was Li Jing's nonsense that accidentally revealed the truth.

But at this moment, the truth is not important.

Guanyin Bodhisattva has already descended to earth with a will.

……

In the world, looking south to Buzhou, Chang'an City.

Tang Wang woke up. Although he smashed the dragon king's ghost to death last night, Tang Wang still felt very upset.

In the forbidden area of ​​the royal palace, ghosts were let down casually, and even attacked the dormitory.

On the same day, King Tang summoned all his confidant ministers again to tell the matter and discuss it.

Although it sounds fantastic, and some officials even thought it was absurd, those old officials were shocked but convinced, because they had all seen ghosts and gods, so they naturally believed in ghosts and gods.

But no one has a solution. After all, they are ghosts and gods, so they can't directly attack the Netherworld, right?

And when the king of Tang asked about attacking the Buddhist kingdom of Tianzhu, although all the ministers agreed, they also talked about the current difficulties.

Although Nanzhan Buzhou has experienced a period of development, its population and military strength are still scarce after the first World War in Tianzhu Buddhist Kingdom.

Although many powerful people were born because of the chaos storm, the key point is that the new generation is not enough. If we just start to use military force from now on, there may be a chance.

Unless someone can quickly increase the base of the people's cultivation of immortality, attacking the Buddhist kingdom of Tianzhu will be a lose-lose matter.

After all, I have seen the shameless routine of Tianzhu Buddhist Kingdom. If you can't beat it, you can directly ask the Buddha and Arhat to help in secret, which is extremely difficult to attack.

King Tang's ambition was unrewarded, and thinking of being harassed by Xi Tian, ​​he couldn't help but feel a little upset.

It can only let the ministers continue to think of ways.

And because of what happened to the Dragon King last night, King Tang stepped up his defenses.

That night, the king of Tang called Qin Shubao and Yuchi Jingde to guard the front and back gates.

Both of these two were fierce generals of the Tang King, and they had achieved success in cultivation. Back then, they followed the Tang King in the southern and northern wars, and they were faithfully present even in the battle of Tianzhu Buddhist Kingdom.

They have reached the peak of their cultivation, their clothes are neat and tidy, they hold golden melon axes and axes, and guard outside the palace gate!

Very majestic, coupled with the aura of a general, it is impossible for ordinary ghosts and gods to approach.

Although Tang Wang knew that this way he could hide from the little devil and could not escape Xitian's arrangement, but at least it was a bit of comfort.

King Tang didn't know that what he would face next would be the cruel fate of being directly kidnapped.

Guanyin Bodhisattva quickly descended to the lower realms. This time she behaved well and did not go through the front gate of Chang'an City, nor would she go to hell.

She gave an order, and Cui Gui was directly lifted up from hell.

Cui Gui directly bowed down, looking at Guanyin Bodhisattva in fear,

"I don't know the Great Merciful and Great Compassionate Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva of the Purple Bamboo Forest in the South China Sea. Please tell me what the Bodhisattva has to do! I will definitely do my best and dare not neglect!"