"Aiqing, this is the god of merit to congratulate you on being promoted to a half-step quasi-sage this time. It's not much, so it's just a little! A little! Four! Ten thousand! You can use it as you like!"
When the Jade Emperor said these two words, he almost bit his tongue, desperately breathing for air, and finally managed to say the word calm.
That was the youth of the past dozen yuanhui!
I don't know when and what month I will be able to earn it back, woo woo woo...
My heart is bleeding...
Chu Hao was naturally not a person who didn't know how to observe words and expressions. Seeing that the Jade Emperor showed such an expression, he couldn't figure out why the Jade Emperor was sad.
Chu Hao asked tentatively:
"Your Majesty, if this virtuous water is precious, we can exchange it for something else. In fact, I'm quite free. You can drink it for me."
The Jade Emperor immediately looked like a cat whose tail had been stepped on, very excited and his self-esteem was obviously inflated.
The Jade Emperor waved his hand and laughed loudly:
"Hahahaha! My Heavenly Court, this amount of virtuous water is nothing to me at all! How you use it, you can water the flowers with all your heart!"
Jade Emperor: This point of merit and divine water is not a matter for me, it is my life!
It's my mother who conceived countless yuanhui and gave birth to the child!
After getting the Jade Emperor's answer, Chu Hao didn't think about it any more.
Could it be that the Jade Emperor is such a big boss, the supreme being of the Three Realms, would he lack this little bit of merit?
Obviously not.
Chu Hao took the gourd, smelled it, and frowned indistinctly.
Um?It's not home-brewed yet.
I don't think it's very good!
It tasted so bad that I stopped drinking it.
Who is it for?
[Don't throw away the unnecessary merit and divine water, it will be covered with other people's sorrow, and the little Nezha next door will cry greedily! 】
[Task: Reward little Nezha with the merits and virtues bestowed by the Jade Emperor]
[Reward: Four copies of meritorious water! 】
Chu Hao was stunned.
Does this work too?
You still want to give me [-] merits and gods for nothing?
Is this bad?
Forget it, it's hard to accept.
"Your Majesty, can this virtuous water really be at my disposal?" Chu Hao asked tentatively.
The Jade Emperor laughed loudly and took a sip of his drink, "No joke, I'm up to you!"
Is there anyone else who is so rich that he casually gives away meritorious water to others? !
Impossible, there is no such heroic person in this world!
Except me!
Because the Jade Emperor's consent was sought just now, and it is not such a valuable thing.
Chu Hao turned around on the spot, flicked the [-] meritorious water that was bestowed by the Jade Emperor just now, and said to Nezha who was standing aside: "Little Nezha, go on!"
Nezha had been looking at Chu Hao excitedly just now, his heart was full of Chu Hao talking with the Jade Emperor in the field, his calm figure, he had a million admiration for Chu Hao.
When Chu Hao called him, Nezha realized that he had an extra gourd in his hand.
A gourd containing [-] merits, so precious that the quasi-sage would be silent when he saw it, and the gourd that the half-step quasi-sage would cry when he saw it!
When Nezha received the gourd, he was still in a daze,
"Boss, what are you doing?"
Chu Hao waved his hand and said casually, "I'll give it to you as a bonus for this month. Let's drink."
"Pfft!!" The Jade Emperor spat out all the wine in one gulp!
No way, there are such people as local tyrants in the world? !
This, this, this is the god of death merit, you can also say that you have a monthly bonus? !
Chu Hao suddenly heard the sound of ticking, ticking, and couldn't help wondering, "Is it raining?"
Looking back, Wenxian and Martial Gods all looked mentally retarded and demented, and their saliva flowed like a river.
They stared blankly at the gourd in Nezha's hand, just like the silly son of the landlord's family looking at the candied haws. Their mental retardation was indescribable.
"Forty thousand merits, half-step quasi-sage opportunity, just given away..."
"I want it, I want it, I want it all...whether it's the virtuous water or the prison god boss, I want it all!"
"It's more than a calamity to practice. From the early stage of Daluo to the late stage, the old body is already rare in the Three Realms. I didn't expect that the Hell God would have such a saint-making ability! Open-minded, with the world in mind, is commendable!"
"Master Prison God, there is no shortage of garbage dumpers in the Nine Heavens Prison, Emperor Zhaosheng has applied for the battle!"
The few big Luo Jinxians present seemed to have lost their minds, and even had a vague urge to rush forward to grab it.
This is not impulsiveness, this is instinct, the instinct of a cultivator's desire for promotion!
But of course, no one really dared to snatch the prison god's things... Don't you see, Chu Hao's hands are already stained with the blood of a half-step quasi-sage?
But everyone is really greedy, greedy to the depths of their souls!
Even if one-fifth of the gourd in Chu Hao's hand was spared, it would definitely be enough for any Da Luo Jinxian to break through the shackles of his current cultivation base.
And Chu Hao actually gave all the [-] merits and divine water to little Nezha!
This is to directly pile up the little Nezha until the Da Luo Consummation!
This is simply, the local tyrant is so unreasonable!
With his excited heart and trembling hands, Nezha desperately controlled his body and pushed the gourd out, "No... no, boss... this, this is too precious... I really can't take it!"
"Boss, your meritorious water is hard to come by, you can't give it to me, really can't..."
Nezha was so touched that it was hard for anyone to refuse the temptation of the [-] merits of the divine water.
You know, countless Da Luo Jinxians have practiced for one or two calamities, and they can't even touch the perfect state of Da Luo Jinxian.
But now, as soon as Chu Hao made a move, he easily gave himself the opportunity to touch the half-step quasi-sage!
How dare Nezha accept this?
In particular, Chu Hao only had such a little karmic water, how could he feel at ease with these karmic waters?
However, just as Nezha was about to return the gourd to Chu Hao, he looked up and saw another gourd in Chu Hao's hand.
The Jade Emperor and Manchao Immortals all stared at Chu Hao with wide eyes, and their expressions even became a little frightened!
The Jade Emperor pointed at the gourd tremblingly and asked, "You, you, what is the other gourd!"
Chu Hao looked puzzled, took the two gourds in his hands, and shook them a few times.
"It's the water of merit and virtue. In fact, I have two copies."
"My family is poor, and I can't afford a bigger gourd, so I can only divide it into two..."
At that moment, there was a gasp of air-conditioning in the entire Lingxiao Palace.
The Jade Emperor sucked in the air-conditioning until his face turned blue!
From now on, I will never slap a swollen face to pretend to be a fat man. In front of this big boss, I am not worthy!
Chu Hao put away the divine water of merit and virtue, raised his wine glass,
"Comrade, Soviet, ton ton!"
Nezha also gritted his teeth, and drank the meritorious water in his hand in one gulp.
"Tons, tons, tons!"
The Jade Emperor and all the gods drank the wine with tears in their eyes,
"Tons, tons, tons!"
Chu Hao: "Today is another happy day."
Chapter 426 If I Can't Cure the Prison God, I Can't Cure You!
At this moment, Xitian.
Chen Xuanzang was kidnapped to Xitian. When he woke up from the pain, he found himself tied to the pillar of Lingshan.
Under him, there is actually a pond overflowing with Buddha's light.
After being immobilized, Chen Xuanzang couldn't even speak, but his consciousness was still clear, and he cried out in pain in his soul, "Ahhh! It hurts me to death, damn the Buddhas of the Western Paradise, they even dragged the poor monk here Burning hell! You bastards! I'm going to kill you!"
Chen Xuanzang could feel the pain coming from every inch of his skin, the feeling was as uncomfortable as if he was really thrown into a frying pan.
Chen Xuanzang showed horror on his face,
In his mind, he instantly remembered what Chu Hao had said to him before, and the fear in his heart overflowed instantly!
This spiritual mountain turned out to be a burning oil hell!
It's over, are they frying me? !
No, I don't want to!
However, Chen Xuanzang couldn't struggle at all.
After the effect of the medicine wore off, Chen Xuanzang was a mortal at the mercy of others.
The Bodhisattva hammered the Bodhisattva for a while, and hammered the Bodhisattva crematorium.
Guanyin Bodhisattva: It's exploding, it's exploding, don't rush.
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