Journey to the West: People in Heaven, 9 to 5

"Is this my first time?"

Everyone was even more confused.

"Boss, what you said is so reasonable and confident, we are speechless!"

Chu Hao looked puzzled,

"You've been in the sky prison for so long, don't you want to learn something good?"

The law enforcement officers of the three realms were shocked and looked sideways, thinking it was a miracle!

……

The world looks south to Buzhou.

Chu Hao came to King Tang's study to invite King Tang to drink tea, and the two chatted without saying a word.

From the mouth of Tang Wang, I learned that Chen Xuanzang is almost out of danger now, but the water and land conference cannot be finished.

Basically everyone in the world knows that Nanzhan Buzhou, the so-called eminent monk selected by countless Buddhist sects, is actually a big devil who kills without batting an eyelid!

Although in the water and land meeting, no one was injured because Chu Hao was in charge and Tang Wang was guiding him.

Because normal people are also witty, running away at critical moments, and never giving Chen Xuanzang a chance to slaughter them.

On the contrary, those Buddhist arhats who were ordered by Xitian to guard Chen Xuanzang were all physically rescued by Chen Xuanzang in the simplest way.

And Xitian's reaction to this was also...

Tathagata: It's over, it's over, don't rush!

After the water and land meeting, Buddhism became a joke for everyone.

Now almost everyone knows that the so-called Monk Gang, the Great Chanting Capital of the World, is actually a bloodthirsty monster.

After Tang Wang knew about it, he was also very pleased.

"It's not in vain that I carefully guide..."

However, the king of Tang kept his promise and promised to continue to make customs clearance certificates for Chen Xuanzang's westward journey.

After all, the face project still needs to be done.

And Chen Xuanzang, who returned to the mortal world, was also in a fog, and he seemed to be unable to remember what happened.

"Who am I, where am I, and what am I going to do?"

It took Chen Xuanzang a while to recall that he was a monk who grew up in Jinshan Temple, and now he was going to learn scriptures.

As for why, I don't know.

Anyway, it is to learn from the scriptures.

However, secretly, Chen Xuanzang always felt that something was wrong—a few fuzzy and broken pictures flashed in his mind, which were lost memories.

Among them, Chen Xuanzang was riding a certain white-clothed woman; and he seemed to have strayed into the burning oil hell with the mighty Buddha's light... Finally, it seemed that a white-clothed fairy saved himself!

This is all Chen Xuanzang's memory.

Counterfeit medicine kills people.

Although it is not a counterfeit medicine, the low-level Taiji pill has such a miraculous effect.

Instead of suppressing all the demonic energy and that memory as Xitian wished, it revealed a little bit instead.

Chen Xuanzang glanced at Guanyin Bodhisattva who was leading him outside the pass, and suddenly asked in a daze: "Hey, woman, are you the girl I call you? How do I remember the appearance of me riding on you?"

Guanyin Bodhisattva almost spit out a mouthful of blood!

She looked at Chen Xuanzang in horror, "You...you are a monk, why do you still have the habit of calling you a girl?! Wait, what do you remember!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva felt that he was in a panic now. The words Chen Xuanzangbiao said made Guanyin Bodhisattva suddenly feel cold.

Chen Xuanzang was stunned and panicked!

It's exposed!

But Chen Xuanzang hurriedly said: "The poor monk can't remember anything! Really, I can't remember anything, girl, let's go on our way."

It seems that because of the squandering of the demonic energy, Chen Xuanzang returned to his usual elegant and easy-going monk appearance, and he finally looked a bit like an eminent monk.

Guanyin Bodhisattva had no choice but to bite the bullet and send Chen Xuanzang away.

On the second day of the Land and Water Conference, the Tang Dynasty set up a dynasty, gathered civil and military forces, wrote a scripture collection document, and used Tongxing Baoyin.

Qin Tianjian said: "Today is the auspicious star for human beings, and it is suitable for traveling long distances." The Tang king was overjoyed, and finally he could send Chen Xuanzang on the road!

The Hongfu Monastery monk and other disciples sent Xuanzang's winter and summer clothes outside the pass, while Chen Xuanzang and Guanyin Bodhisattva waited there for a long time.

Tang Wang and Chu Hao wandered leisurely outside the pass and sent Chen Xuanzang on the road together.

The purpose of Chu Hao's visit was naturally to observe whether Chen Xuanzang was good or bad, and he didn't know if that low-level Tai Chi pill would be too much... It should be half of it.

It's all for the sake of the children, Chu Hao also has good intentions.

The farewell wine has been a custom since ancient times.

At this moment, Datang Pass.

The king of Tang ordered people to pack their bags and horses first, then held a pot to drink wine, and came to Chen Xuanzang, saying: "Master Xuanzang, today is an auspicious day for traveling. This is a document for customs clearance. I have another purple gold bowl, which I will send you to use as a meal on the way. .Choose two long-running servants and a silver-colored horse to send you on your way!"

Although Chen Xuanzang did not remember the previous events, the majesty of the Tang emperor made Chen Xuanzang kneel down.

Chen Xuanzang excitedly said: "Your Majesty, the poor monk has no talent and no virtue. He is so valued by His Majesty, he is ashamed! It is the duty of the poor monk as a person of the Tang Dynasty to seek the scriptures, to benefit the people and share their worries!"

The king of Tang sighed softly: "Master Xuanzang has traveled a long way. He has almost died, all of which are to obtain the Tripitaka for our Tang Dynasty. For brother!"

When Chen Xuanzang heard this, he was so excited that he almost fainted!

He quickly knelt down and kowtowed in every possible way,

"Your Majesty, what kind of virtue and ability does this poor monk have, to be so favored by God? When I go, I will definitely sacrifice my life and work hard until the Western Paradise. If I don't reach the Western Paradise, I won't get the scriptures. Even if I die, I won't dare to return to my country, and I will fall into hell forever." !"

Tang Wang originally thought that it was a bit hasty for Chu Hao to make himself a sworn brother with Chen Xuanzang.

But now I see that although Chen Xuanzang has not changed his evil heart, he has true feelings for the country. This sworn brotherhood can indeed reassure the hearts of the world.

Next to Guanyin Bodhisattva, stare~

For horses, the Buddha doesn't even worship, but just kowtow to the king of Tang?

Chapter 438 Your Majesty, the Poor Monk is the First to Respect!Ton ton!

Just when Tang Sanzang was extremely firm and vowed to be loyal to the country and to get the scriptures for the Tang Dynasty, Chu Hao suddenly discovered that there was a little change.

From the west, a ball of meritorious golden light suddenly flew over and landed on the top of King Tang's head.

Although not much, it disappeared in a blink of an eye.

But Chu Hao could clearly see that King Tang's physical fitness was much better than before.

Originally, Tang Wang's current body has reached the limit of ordinary people, and he will basically disappear within ten years.

After all, King Tang is still a mortal now, relying on a little cultivation magic and the power of chaos to change his lifespan to 600 years, but it will almost come to an end in a few years.

Otherwise, Tang Wang's primordial spirit would not have been hooked out so easily, and Xi Tian would not have to bear much karma.

But now this mass of merit has directly added another hundred years to King Tang's lifespan!

Chu Hao suddenly thought that if the original plot was followed, this golden light of merit should have been used by Xitian to revise the book of life and death after seducing Tang Wang Yuanshen.

Now he snatched it back with just a shout, and he snatched it back ten times!

Chu Hao wondered if King Tang was really blessed. Originally, Chu Hao asked King Tang to call Tang Sanzang his younger brother, just to see if he could share a little merit after Journey to the West.

Now it seems that there is no need to score, just grab it!

Guanyin Bodhisattva did not notice this detail,

Probably because it was quite sudden that Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva was observing Tang Sanzang again.

At this time, King Tang took out another glass of wine.

"Since my younger brother is sworn worship with me, he deserves a name. At that time, the Bodhisattva said that there is a Tripitaka of the Sutra in the Western Paradise. My younger brother can refer to the scripture and take the name, how about the name of the Tripitaka? You can also refer to the name of the country as the surname, that is, Tang Sanzang, how about it? "

Tang Sanzang kowtowed,

"Okay, good, good, good, the poor monk will be Tang Sanzang in the future!"

Tang Sanzang was still in a trance, because the evil mind in his body had not changed, and what he heard in his ears was called "three burials".

Tang Sanzang admired secretly, worthy of being a mighty and mighty majesty, even if he is learning Buddhist scriptures, he must be so arrogant, no matter who it is, anyone who stops me will be buried on the spot!

Could it be that it means to bury all beings in the sky|burial ground? !

The Guanyin Bodhisattva next to him obviously noticed it, and reminded:

"The Zang mentioned by Your Majesty is the respectful title of the three Tibetans of the Sutras, Laws, and Discourses. It is not the burial of burial."

Tang Sanzang glared at Guanyin Bodhisattva,

"Just talk about it! I say goodbye to His Majesty, what does it have to do with you?!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva almost went crazy, I, Cao, so awesome?

In order to save your dog's life, I, Xitian, was killed by you to kill several strong Arhat Buddhas. In order to obtain the Tai Chi Pill, I sacrificed the two swords of Juexian and Trapped Immortal.

He was also beaten by the Taishang Laojun, and the Tathagata Buddha was scolded and cried!

My father is not so close!

Now Tang Sanzang doesn't respect heaven and worship Buddha, and only cares about his elder brother Tang Wang?

Is it because the stepmother has no human rights? !

Chu Hao said calmly beside him:

"It's almost time to go on the road. You are a mere beggar, so don't dawdle here. Don't forget that you are the girl who was ridden under by Tang Sanzang."

Guanyin Bodhisattva looked over angrily, saw Chu Hao mocking him, turned around angrily, and stamped his feet!

Forget it, this time I will show mercy and forgive myself.

Tang Wang beckoned and handed Tang Sanzang a glass of wine,