Journey to the West: People in Heaven, 9 to 5

Tang Sanzang grabbed the good wine from the monster in the cave, opened his mouth,

"Tons, tons, tons!"

This is no better than the low-alcohol vegetarian wine given by the king of Tang Dynasty, which will not make the drinker intoxicated.

Some of the wine in the monster cave is medicinal wine soaked in thousand-year-old centipedes, and some is spirits brewed with animal blood!

With this sip, Tang Sanzang coughed wildly for a long time.

However, his face was full of ecstasy.

"I feel it, the Buddha is flowing in my stomach!"

Chu Hao held back his smile beside him,

"Has the Buddha reached his stomach?"

Tang Sanzang squinted his eyes and said with great enjoyment: "It's my stomach! It's warm and comfortable!"

Chu Hao almost laughed out loud.

"Have you reached the prostate?"

Tang Sanzang was drunk and hazy, he couldn't hear clearly but he also replied:

"It's here!"

Chu Hao almost laughed, the Buddha has reached the prostate!

When will it go out?

It's over, I don't dare to see the Buddha in the future, and when I see the Buddha, I think of Tang Sanzang's comment on the prostate, and I will laugh.

Chu Hao waved his hand,

"Cultivate the Dharma well, just drink alcohol, eat cephalosporins... if you don't have it, peanuts are fine."

"Remember, things like Buddhism can never be broken or established, and they are always cultivated and always renewed."

"Also, don't hesitate to share your Dharma, let everyone be illuminated by Dharma! This is the true meaning of learning from the West!"

"You don't need to go to the Western Paradise to learn Buddhist scriptures. Everyone is a Tripitaka!"

Chu Hao's voice echoed in the cave for a long time.

Chapter 447 That colorful tiger, did you know that you violated the precept?

After teaching Tang Sanzang Buddhism, Chu Hao had already run away.

[Congratulations for teaching Tang Sanzang the true meaning of Buddhism, and reward critical strikes! ! 】

[Congratulations on obtaining one hundred thousand merits! 】

Chu Hao grinned, he is a good system, and he knows how to understand Chu Hao's hard work, misleading his children, and never tire of ruining others.

【Chu Hao】

[Realm: Half-step quasi-sage early stage (50 merits from the next realm)]

[Cultivation method: Nine-turn Pangu Zhenshen Jue (5.5 turn)]

【magic weapon:……】

【Supernatural power: ...】

Seeing this attribute, Chu Hao was blindfolded.

I, Cao, still have 5.5 turns?

Are there so many lazy ones?

Lazy dog ​​system!

Chu Hao continued to look at Tang Sanzang.

At this moment, Wufang Jiedi looked at Tang Sanzang binge-drinking in the cave with a dazed look on his face.

"My Cao? What's going on? Are you crazy?!"

"What's the situation with Tang Sanzang? Is it because the blow was too big, and he started to ton ton?"

"What should we do now? If Guanyin Bodhisattva finds out that under our surveillance, Tang Sanzang suddenly starts to twitch, wouldn't we be fucked... squids?"

"Why don't you... don't care?"

"agree!"

"Agreed to add one!"

"One thing to say, after experiencing such a big setback, what's the point of drinking?"

"Humans are bound to make small mistakes. The so-called mistakes can be corrected, and there is nothing good about it!"

"I hate it! How about we go have some drinks too? Celebrate?"

"Very good! Let's go!"

The five parties looked at each other and smiled, raised their thumbs, raised their eyebrows, and reached a consensus!

They've already deserted once, they can't be counted as a major.

As long as they don't say it, no one will know that Tang Sanzang is drinking, and Wufangjiedi can continue to fish.

If you don't report this matter, they are familiar with it!

Chu Hao was also very pleased to see the five directions revealing the truth,

"It is also a blessing for the West to have these five geniuses who surpass Crouching Dragon and Phoenix at the same time in the Western religion."

With the five directions Jiedi watching, Chu Hao felt relieved.

But Tang Sanzang drank and sang wildly, and after a night, he was in a haze, and the feeling of hangover made him have a splitting headache.

When he woke up, he found that he was already in a forest.

"Poor monk, where is this?"

"My Cao! Monk, you finally woke up! Awesome!"

But when Tang Sanzang woke up, he found that there was a person next to him staring at him in shock, his eyes full of admiration.

Only then did Tang Sanzang suddenly see that beside him lay a colorful tiger that was strangled to death by a boa constrictor.

Tang Sanzang was startled,

"Poor monk! Who the hell is the colorful tiger strangled to death by a python, so violent?"

The person next to him looked at Tang Sanzang strangely,

"Monk, it's you! Have you forgotten?"

Only then did Tang Sanzang look at the person next to him.

This person wears a leopard skin cap with moxa leaf spots on his head, a cashmere brocade jacket with a collar, and a lion belt around his waist.A pair of suede boots.The round eyes are like hangers, and the beards are like He Kui.Hang a bag of poisonous bow and arrow, and take a big steel fork.

Tang Sanzang looked puzzled:

"Who is your Excellency?"

"I am a hunter in this mountain. My surname is Liu and my name is Boqin. My nickname is Zhenshan Taibao." Liu Boqin said.

Tang Sanzang looked confused, "Did you save the poor monk?"

That Liu Boqin's expression was extremely strange, his face was full of astonishment,

"Elder, you really don't remember!"

"Last night you went to the mountains at night, singing loudly all the way, holding pythons in your hands and throwing them all the way, killing a lot of wolves, tigers and leopards."

"This colorful tiger was chased here by you from that mountain range, and you couldn't escape. You held it down with one hand, and strangled it to death with a python! It's a terrible death!"

"Good guy, I want to thank the elder for saving his life!"

Tang Sanzang: "???"

I, Cao, what happened? !

What did I do last night?

Tang Sanzang sat quietly and thought about it.

It took me a while to recall.

It turned out that after being drunk yesterday, Tang Sanzang was very drunk, he led the horse, picked up the big knife he got from the cave, and rushed into the mountains with a killing intent.

What's even more awesome is that Sanzang risked his life, took the big knife brought out from the cave, and killed all the way up the mountain.

Last|night, three mountains were killed in a row!

From the big mountain of Hezhouwei, all the way to the mountains beyond the two mountains!

Tang Sanzang even remembered last night, brandishing the boa constrictor he caught, like a savage, yelling, chasing and killing a colorful tiger until here!

That colorful tiger is also miserable.

It was at home and didn't do anything, and the disaster came from the sky.

Moreover, if it was killed by an ordinary person, it would be fine, and you will pay for it.

But last night, it was chased and killed by a monk with a python in his hand from the southern mountain range all the way to Liangjie Mountain!

Tang Sanzang chased and killed the boa constrictor all the way, shouting all the way,

"Wu Na colorful tiger, you broke the precept, do you know?!"

"Come here quickly, the poor monk will help you save me and let you go to the west to meet the Buddha!"

At that time, the colorful tiger was so frightened that it lost its soul, and ran away!

But Tang Sanzang just refused to give up and chased him all the way!

Discovering that the colorful tiger violated the precepts against him, Tang Sanzang took it as his duty to physically transcend sentient beings, so naturally he would not sit idly by.

The despair of the colorful tigers last night can be imagined.