Journey to the West: People in Heaven, 9 to 5

Chu Hao shook his head,

"Psychological endurance is really poor."

In fact, all the mighty saints present didn't get mad, they just casually talked about going to the Western Paradise Friendship Talks, which scared the two Bodhisattvas like this?

Of course, this is actually the scariest thing. It would be the best relief to anger the saints, and their death and dao disappear, but this time it is going to implicate Xitian's luck.

This is what the two great Bodhisattvas were most afraid of, and it really happened.

Chu Hao really felt that these two young men really came all the way to deliver the head, it was really hard work.

The four great emperors, Great Immortal Zhenyuan, Taishang Laojun, Master Tongtian, Xuantian Huofeng, and Zijin Dragon Emperor sat in the lobby and looked at each other, but they didn't intend to embarrass these two bodhisattvas.

If you want to be embarrassed, at least you have to make things difficult for the second explanation. Dealing with these two bodhisattvas is really a loss of identity.

So, everyone turned their eyes to Chu Hao, hoping that Chu Hao, the host, would make arrangements.

Chu Hao thought about it embarrassingly,

"Today is a great day for the opening of my Law Enforcement Hall, and I will go to attack the evil world in the future. Peace is the most important thing. And I can't bother you to run around."

"It's not that I don't know etiquette in the Law Enforcement Hall. I have traveled thousands of miles to give away heads... Or, let them watch the ceremony here first, but someone has to come to redeem... Cough cough, lead someone."

"Actually, it doesn't matter whether it is redeemed or not. I mainly want to see the Buddhas of the Western Heaven come to apologize to everyone. What do you think?"

Everyone present looked at each other and nodded.

"Very good, very good!"

Taishang Laojun sneered, "If Amitabha Buddha does not come in person, then I will go to the West Paradise!"

Daoist Tongtian had anger flowing in his eyes, "I just happened to ask, are they going to replace Daozu in Xitian? How dare they insult the saints so recklessly!"

Xuantian Huofeng's face seemed to be covered with a layer of frost,

"Excellent, I have never been insulted in the Three Realms in the Imperial Palace. I just want to know what it is to obey orders!"

Zhen Yuanzi's face was extremely ugly, "Treat me politely that day, but insult me ​​like a dog today, what a Western Paradise!"

The Zijin Dragon Emperor clenched his fists, his face full of fury and fighting intent,

"A group of bald donkeys who don't know how to live or die, we have to teach them a lesson!"

The four great emperors also nodded indifferently, their faces sank,

The Jade Emperor said bluntly: "I think it's a good time to talk about this attack on the evil world of the five turbidities."

Chu Hao was stunned for a moment,

Good guy, Jade Emperor's assist is amazing!

The Jade Emperor intends to take advantage of the anger of the saints this time, and arrange the consequences of the evil world of the five turbidities by the way!

If according to the original situation, Chu Hao's attack on the evil world of the five turbidities, no matter for any reason, would destroy the stability of the Three Realms and be the chief culprit of the bloody storm.

But if it is logical to bring this up in advance, it means that this matter can be rationalized. If you can get the support of the saints, then Chu Hao will be famous directly, and you don't have to think about any consequences when you fight. That kind!

After the Jade Emperor finished speaking, the Master Tongtian then answered:

"My leader thinks it's okay. We can't make a move. I also ask Chu Xiaoyou to go out on my behalf to attack the evil world of five turbidities, and let Xitian pay the price for humiliating the saints!"

Master Tongtian is also an old actor. He and Chu Hao are in the same group, so he naturally turned to Chu Hao without hesitation. In addition, the hatred between him and Xitian is basically a death feud, so he spared no effort to help Chu Hao. Chu Hao spoke.

Taishang Laojun immediately nodded,

"I agree. It's time to make them pay."

Ever since the Taishang Laojun suspected that the Tathagata Buddha had blown up his Tushita Palace, he had broken off his friendship with the Tathagata Buddha, but he still felt unhappy in his heart, and he would not let Xitian pay a price. He always felt that he could not avenge the Tushita Palace!

There were two saints who spoke first, and the others didn't even think about it.

"We all agree."

Even a kind person like Zhen Yuanzi didn't object.

With just a few words from the saints, the fate of the evil world of five turbidities was decided.

The two bodhisattvas, who were limp on the ground off the court, trembled twice, and completely fainted from fright.

Chapter 722 Amitabha, hello, please come over and be scolded

Apparently, the two great bodhisattvas also knew what kind of catastrophe their stupid actions had brought to Xitian.

Now the sages of the heavens, together with the representatives of all ethnic groups, are going to call Amitabha Buddha to interrogate their sins, and this interrogation, due to the guidance of a certain Jade Emperor, directly becomes a saint who wants Xitian to come to cede the land and pay compensation, and to lose power and humiliate the country.

The two great Bodhisattvas thought together secretly that they had already caused Xitian to be conquered by the saints and powers. If they let themselves go back to report the funeral, wouldn't it be...

So Manjushri and Samantabhadra took their heads off without even thinking about it, knelt on one side, cried and said loudly: "We made the mistake, we will take the lead in apologizing. Don’t remember the villains, spare our lives!”

"If the world of five turbidities is full of evil, we are willing to take the lead in the charge and never cause any trouble for you!"

Manjushri and Puxian Bodhisattva took off their new heads, really, take the lead in charging!

In the lobby, Chu Hao saw the two big bodhisattvas showing such a humble appearance, and for a while, he didn't know how to describe the bewilderment in his heart. It seems that the witch's slap last time really hit the depths of their souls. Or maybe the quality of the new heads they put on was not so good, so the two bodhisattvas seemed surprisingly similar in terms of self-protection.

In fact, I don't blame them for being so cowardly, and even a little humiliated.

It was indeed because of those big bosses sitting in the lobby, none of them could be offended by them, and they were not even qualified to argue!

So the two of them admitted their mistakes very simply and decisively. At this time, they will call their chairman Amitabha to wipe their ass.

Chu Hao shook his head in disappointment, but shouted to the outside:

"If this is the case, please trouble the Guanyin Bodhisattva outside and invite the Tathagata Buddha and Amitabha Buddha to discuss matters related to attacking the evil world of the five turbidities."

Master Tongtian added,

"It's nothing more than asking them to come here, just talk about the land cession and compensation, and then scold him a few more words."

At this moment, Guanyin Bodhisattva, who had been standing obediently outside the law enforcement hall, suddenly froze when he heard the call of the crowd.

Immediately, what came to my mind was endless grievances,

Why me!Do I look particularly like a mourner?

Guanyin Bodhisattva felt extremely uncomfortable. She was very cautious from the beginning, and she never dared to do anything beyond the limit. So when she saw Manjushri and Samantabhadra being scolded and begging for mercy just now, Guanyin Bodhisattva was full of fluke.

She felt that she was simply too prescient to survive this.

However, he didn't expect that because of the humiliation and retreat of those two Bodhisattvas, the job of reporting the funeral would still fall on him?

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva was very aggrieved, but she didn't dare to refuse, she could only bow her head and shouted: "I will obey Master's uncle's decree!"

Then Guanyin Bodhisattva left in despair.

When he was leaving, he glanced at the two Bodhisattvas who took the lead in apologizing with their heads in their hands, but felt a little more lucky.

However, he turned to be distressed, what will he say to Amitabha later?

As soon as he opened his mouth, he said: Amitabha, the sages of the heavens and the powerhouses of all ethnic groups have negotiated and passed the proposal to vent their anger in the evil world. Said to scold you.

Guanyin Bodhisattva suddenly felt a headache. According to this kind of speech, he would be the next person looking for a head everywhere.

Forget it, just report the truth...

The beam-jumping behavior of the two great bodhisattvas was just a small episode of the opening ceremony.

Naturally, the supreme powers would not take this kind of thing to heart, and each of them started talking with laughter.

Chu Hao suddenly slapped his forehead with guilt,

"I'm really sorry everyone, there's no tea yet."

"Nezha, you are troubled and bring some law enforcement officers to the Star Dou Palace to bring over the tea..."

Nezha was stunned for a moment, why do you need to do things like carrying water by yourself?Could it be that this water is very precious?

Nezha didn't think much of it, so he brought his people along.

And Chu Hao said to everyone present:

"Today is the grand opening day of my Law Enforcement Hall, but the establishment of my Law Enforcement Hall cost me a lot of savings, so I can only bring out some fruits today. Please forgive me for the poor reception!"

Of the four great emperors present, Zhen Yuanzi, Taishang Laojun, Tongtian Cult Master, Xuantian Huofeng, and Zijin Dragon Emperor, which one is not a famous superpower? To be honest, their knowledge is so wide that the treasures they have seen So many, immeasurable.

Seeing Chu Hao tell the truth at this moment, they all smiled tacitly and said, "It's okay, it's okay, I and you are as close as brothers, one family does not talk about two families."

"Little friend Chu is joking, the friendship between gentlemen is as light as water."

"You came here uninvited, and I am grateful that you don't dislike it."

"Brother Chu Hao, look at what you said, I'm not that vulgar mortal, I even bring my own drink!"

They actually had the same thought in their hearts,

No matter how awesome Chu Hao is, after all, he is only a person who has only been a fairy for five or six hundred years, and he is only a half-step quasi-sage so far. What good things can he come up with?

It's not that everyone looks down on it, but it's a very normal and reasonable idea.

Is there any chairman of a listed company who thinks that a small employee who has just joined the company can come up with something good if he invites him to a meal?

"Then I'll put some fruits on the plate first, it's a bit shabby, please don't dislike it." Chu Hao waved his hand and set up a huge table. It was not so much a table as a huge bucket, but he didn't know it was coming. Put something on.

Zhen Yuanzi waved his hand first, and said with a big laugh:

"Hahahaha, no, no, the poor man came here uninvited, how dare he make more demands?"

"To be honest, this time Pindao specially brought ten ginseng fruits to help...???"

As Zhen Yuanzi spoke, he suddenly stopped taking the ginseng fruit into his pocket.

Because, when he saw Chu Hao pull out several golden ginseng fruits from his bosom!

Those ginseng fruits are all bigger than a head!

There is one thing to say, Zhen Yuanzi has planted ginseng fruit all his life, and he has never seen such a big one in his life!

Ah|Damn, was it planed to live?

For a moment, Zhen Yuanzi thought that his ginseng fruit had been stolen?

However, when he saw the next scene, Zhen Yuanzi was stunned!

Because, Chu Hao took out two ginseng fruits, threw them into the giant bucket, and found that there was nothing wrong, then Chu Hao fought bravely, opened the Qiankun bag, and poured all three hundred ginseng fruits into the bucket like taking out trash. In the giant barrel.