Journey to the West: People in Heaven, 9 to 5

"How did you get your hands on a bone frame?"

"Is the appetite of Buddhist scriptures so wild now?"

However, Guanyin Bodhisattva's words received contemptuous looks from everyone present, and everyone didn't even want to pay attention to Guanyin Bodhisattva, for fear of being infected by Guanyin Bodhisattva's vulgarity.

Tang Sanzang held the collarbone in his hand very seriously, and explained to the four disciples seriously: "Disciples, I have learned advanced Buddhism from the emperor for my teacher, and today I come to understand women in depth."

"The bone in my hand is the collarbone of the White Bone Demon. The function of this thing is very simple. It acts as a strut to prop the upper limbs away from the torso, expand people's vision, and protect internal organs."

"But you know, this collarbone is very fragile, and clavicle fractures are one of the most common fractures."

As Tang Sanzang was talking, he still pinched Bone Demon's collarbone and broke it hard.

Snapped!

But there was a crisp sound, and the bone of the Bone Demon was broken.

Tang Sanzang continued very seriously:

"Hey, look, it's broken, and I didn't even try hard."

"Nowadays, women show off their shoulders and collarbone at every turn, but they don't know that this is revealing their own fatal weakness. Once they attack this, it will easily lead to fractures."

Bone Demon: "???"

Are you alright?

What are you doing breaking my collarbone? ! !

Or break it face to face?Is it because I don't want to lose face?

Brother Sun Wukong nodded his head again and again, studying advanced Buddhism very seriously.

Tang Sanzang's face was also very excited, he waved his collarbone, and said: "Apprentices, we didn't want to desecrate the dead before, but today a live demon came here, she is still a woman, and she is still a bone spirit!"

"Everything is fate. Today, the poor monk must teach you how to understand this pink and dry bone."

The Bone Essence was on the verge of crying when he heard it,

"Holy Monk, can you give me back my collarbone?"

Tang Sanzang waved the collarbone in his hand, and threw it away casually,

Bone Demon: "!!"

My fucking collarbone!

Then Tang Sanzang grabbed Bai Bonejing's thigh very professionally, and said with a smile: "Hey, this is the thigh that you have been looking at the white|flower|flower all the time."

"The femur, also known as the thigh bone, the thigh bone, or the bone, is the longest tubular bone in the human body.

The upper end forms the hip joint with the femoral head and the acetabulum, and the lower end forms the knee joint with the patella and the upper end of the tibia to support the body weight. "

"It's really nothing to see."

Tang Sanzang dropped the femur in his hand.

Bone Demon: "!!"

Lost my big|leg bone?What am I walking with?

Chapter 916 The Fierce Battle of Four Journey to the West vs Guanyin Bodhisattva

This may be the longest seduction that the Bone Demon has ever experienced.

She never imagined that one day, she would be stopped by a group of evil learners, and then they would use their own bones to do science popularization in front of her face!

It's fine if you're not fascinated by my beauty, but it's so outrageous that you use yourself as a teaching material, and don't put it back for me when it's used up!

My collarbone, my big|leg bone!

The Bone Demon was about to cry!

But Tang Sanzang still didn't restrain himself, he stretched out his hand to grab the skull of the Bone Demon,

The bone spirit was furious,

"You, you, what are you doing! This is my head!"

"Lend me to see!" Tang Sanzang snatched the skull of Bone Demon.

The bone spirit wants to cry but has no tears, because now the head is in the hands of others,

The white bone demon who lost his head could only hold his only remaining knee in place, curled up without the support of his collarbone, and cried like a little girl who was violated by a mob.

If this matter gets out, how will you be a goblin in the future?How can I go back to the Goblin Alliance?

Tang Sanzang didn't care at all, holding the skull of Baigujing and explained it very professionally: "This is a skull, which is composed of many bones, and plays the role of protecting and supporting the brain, but as you can see, she doesn't have one."

Bone Demon: "???"

It’s too much, use my body as a teaching material, and it’s fine if you don’t return it when you’re done, and now you’re pointing at my skull and saying I don’t have a brain? !

This shit kills people!

After Tang Sanzang gave a detailed explanation,

But the White Bone Demon was suppressed by the three major disciples, unable to struggle to get out, so he could only wait helplessly and helplessly for Tang Sanzang to return his head.

Tang Sanzang held the skull in his hand and kept explaining,

After a while, Tang Sanzang suddenly realized and said:

"Oh, that's right, that's right."

The Bone Demon was ecstatic, woo woo woo, it's not easy, are you finally going to return my empty skull?

However, Tang Sanzang looked at Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva with a puzzled look on his face and said:

"So Guanyin Bodhisattva, what are you here for? Are you here to attend a lecture?"

White Bone Spirit: "..."

Is illegal appropriation of another person's skull a crime?Waiting online, very urgent.

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva stood on the side, the expression on his face was so complicated that he couldn't speak.

She just watched the group of beasts strip off the clothes of the Bone Demon, and then pointed at the naked bones. This scene made Guanyin Bodhisattva who wanted to come down to teach Tang Sanzang and others Totally missed the mark.

How to teach?

Teach them why they took off the clothes on the skeleton?Or are they borrowing other people's bones to explain immorality?

Or is there a Dharma in the Western Paradise Classics about grabbing other people's bones?

Guanyin Bodhisattva was entangled in the same place. She still wanted to find a reason to take Tang Sanzang and others to the West Paradise, at least not to make them so... abnormal.

Especially taking advantage of Chu Hao's absence, it would not be a bad thing if he could take Tang Sanzang abducted and go to the Western Paradise for brainwashing.

But...what's the excuse?

At this moment, everyone in Tang Sanzang did not realize the intention of Guanyin Bodhisattva, but felt that Guanyin Bodhisattva standing here was really an eyesore.

Then, Tang Sanzang waved to Guanyin Bodhisattva and said:

"If the Bodhisattva is fine, please leave. Maybe the next course will be more social."

"Come on, disciples, let me tell you about the pelvis as a teacher. The pelvis of men and women are different sizes. The pelvis of women is smaller and lighter than that of men."

"From this level, men are big butts."

As soon as the Bone Demon heard Tang Sanzang mentioning this place, his face turned green in an instant. Could it be that he wanted to come and explain it to me with my pelvis?

Don't take it so excessively!

It's over!

But there was no way, the three apprentices surrounding Tang Sanzang at the scene were not something the Bone Demon could resist.

Otherwise, the clavicle, leg bone, and skull would not have been robbed face to face just now.

Therefore, it is obvious that the bone spirit can only lie flat at this moment and accept Tang Sanzang's biting humiliation!

Guanyin Bodhisattva couldn't stand it anymore.

"enough!!"

The aura of Guanyin Bodhisattva overwhelmed Tang Sanzang in an instant, making Tang Sanzang froze for an instant.

The three brothers Sun Wukong became vigilant and stared at Guanyin Bodhisattva.

At this moment, Guanyin Bodhisattva has made up his mind,

There is no need for any reason, anyway, what the Buddha said is true, if you say you are guilty, you are guilty!

Take it to wash|brain first!

Guanyin Bodhisattva glared at Tang Sanzang, and said coldly:

"Tang Sanzang, as a monk, you actually set your hands on a banshee. This kind of beastly behavior is definitely not something a monk can do!"

"I'm going to take you to the west today, let you receive the influence of Buddhism, and let you get rid of the evil spirits in your heart as soon as possible!"

As soon as Guanyin Bodhisattva said this, the atmosphere on the field changed instantly.

The faces of the three brothers Sun Wukong were full of vigilance, and they even took out their own devices. They knew that all of this was the rhetoric of Guanyin Bodhisattva.

Feeling that the situation had changed, the extremely ashamed and angry Bone Demon thought he was saved, so he wanted to stealthily pick up his bones and leave.

However, Tang Sanzang has been holding the skull tightly,

The Bone Demon could only accept his fate, shrinking his body and shivering beside him, waiting for the storm to subside before being able to retrieve himself.

Guanyin Bodhisattva stared at the three brothers, Sun Wukong, with gloomy anger written all over his face, "Just because you want to resist me? I am Guanyin Bodhisattva, you are just a group of ants!"

"roll!"

This is the first time Guanyin Bodhisattva used violence against Sun Wukong and the other three.

It wasn't that she didn't want to, it was mainly because Chu Hao was there before, so she had no chance to move.

Now Guanyin Bodhisattva wants to take Tang Sanzang away while Chu Hao is away.

The Buddha also explained this matter before. After all, although Xitian had said that Chu Hao would hand over the four of Journey to the West to Chu Hao's management, it was obviously just a fool at the time.