Lu Mao screened them one by one. Among the 750 answers, he threw out boring, useless, and irrelevant answers, leaving [-] answers.

Lu Mao counted, and among the 290 responses, almost [-] and seven held the opinion of being "green", and the remaining eight said they were "not green".

Well, everyone in the world has it, and we have no right to interfere with what other people think.

Having said that, if these eight people appeared in front of Lu Mao, he really wanted to clench his fists, lift their collars, and use hard fists to "gently" ask them why they were so good.

Well, change it.

[Exploration, I am a man with normal sexual orientation, have a girlfriend, and my girlfriend found another boyfriend/girlfriend outside, can I count myself as green? 】

Shortly after posting the post, Lu Mao quickly received a reply.

The answer this time was rather complicated, and it took Lu Mao about ten minutes to sort it out.

Among the 350 two useful answers, nearly 350 said that if they have a boyfriend, they must be "green", and only two insisted on "not being green".

And another girlfriend's hypothesis, the reaction is more interesting.

Among the 350 responses, 190 and 120 said "not green", [-] said "I don't know, it doesn't matter", [-] and [-] said "were green".

This is very interesting.

Why do things are different, but the gender has changed, but the nature of things has not changed, and the results will be so different.

Lu Mao didn't assume that the sufferer was a woman, because seven out of ten people in this forum were men, and he wouldn't do the stupid thing of asking the Martian Venus how it was.

In Lu Mao's view, the answer to these questions is very simple -

"Be green"!

It was so green that it almost turned into a flash, and it stabbed people into tears.

Then why is it that the answer is as conspicuous as the hat on his top, but others still can't see it?

Lu Mao did not understand that he was not an omniscient and almighty God, so naturally he would not know everything.

And even an omniscient and almighty god can only scratch his head when he encounters such a strange thing, right?

This also involves another philosophical question, the limit of omniscience and omnipotence.

However, this has nothing to do with Lu Mao's current problem, and he is not interested in discussing it.

"I really don't understand..."

Lu Maoming thought hard, thought about it and thought about it, thought about it, but then didn't think about it.

It is obvious that everyone has played your girlfriend from top to bottom, played inside and out, and made a base in your heart. Where did you come from to have the courage to say that you have not been green? ?

Liang Jingru gave it?

When he got home, Lu Mao opened the door, opened the door, turned on the TV, and finally turned on his mobile phone, lying on the sofa and playing GAL.

Looking at his wife on the screen, Lu Mao suddenly thought of a screenshot he saw when he hadn't broken up a few days ago.

On both sides of the picture are real people and GAL's paper wife.

Real people: Three women.

In the interview, one of the girls with ordinary appearance and a little chubby talked about some things that happened to the three of them recently. In the end, she talked about the thing she thought was the most impressive.

Reality Girl: Oh, at that time I went out with him (the man the reality girl thought was chasing her), and he called a taxi. After I got in, he actually asked the driver the price of the journey, and then the money he gave was not much. No, such a man is really not good enough, he doesn’t even give a tip, and he doesn’t know how to give me 580 yen (equivalent to about [-] and five yuan) for me to pay, and give me the rest, so now The otaku is not popular, the problem lies in the emotional intelligence!

The other side.

Faceless male protagonist: I'll pay for this date, just tell me what you want to buy.

GAL girl: This... not good, we still made AA.

Faceless male protagonist: It doesn't matter, I'm rich. Although this time it will take a long time to wait for the next date, but this time it's fine.

GAL girl (face changed, her tone resolutely firm): No, this time it must be AA!

Faceless male protagonist (surprised): Why, why?Is it bad for me to pay?

GAL girl (blushes and bows her head in a low voice) Because, don't you have a lot of money? If we spend this time, we will have to wait a long time for our next date. I don't want to be like this, I want to meet you more, Let's go out and play together...so AA can save a lot of money and we can go on a date next time.

Ah ah ah ah ah! ! ! ! !

Tears!marry me!

What's so good about three-dimensional! Two-dimensional is true love! ! !

In this life, I am ashamed to be a human being, and in the next life I would like to become Two-dimensional!

Lu Mao rolled around, looking like a cat-addicted cramp.

Bang!

In the end, unfortunately, the back of his head hit the top corner of the coffee table, and his brain was severely impacted, causing his lower body to fail and fainting.

Then he never woke up.

he died.

GG, the whole world is over.

END.

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