Help! I Have Become Enlightened

The inner courtyard of Einzbern Castle, where the moonlight reflects on the ground to show the beauty of the night, and tonight is where the famous kings in history gathered.

"Wukong...you said it would be impolite for us to interrupt you like this?"

Seeing King Conqueror and King Arthur fighting each other, while King Hero was quite interested in watching the two kings compete, so Sanzang felt that she was not suitable for this atmosphere, so she asked her eldest disciple.

"You are afraid..... What kind of king have you never seen on the westbound road? Didn't Emperor Taizong of Tang marry you in Jinlan, and even the king of the daughter country wanted to marry you? ? Why are you so cowardly today!"

Mention monkey guts to attack his master Monkey King Monkey King, but today Sanzang's relatives are mentioned embarrassing things in the past, and it is difficult to refute, so they put their hands on the fearless seal and chanted sutras to the side to repent.

The wine was brought by the King of Conquerors, and it seemed to be spirits bought everywhere in Fuyuki City. Although it cost his master Weber another fortune, the kings did not drink alcohol at this moment, but were confronting each other. We talked a lot.

"My wish is to conquer, to win the Holy Grail War, to possess a physical body, and then start the road of conquering the world again."

"I will save my country and save Britain from war and division."

Talking about the King Conqueror and King Arthur who wished to seize the Holy Grail, Iskandar couldn't bear it after hearing Artoria's wish.

"Are you kidding, Saber? When you say you want to change your destiny, do you want to overturn the past history?!"

"Call me King Arthur, as King of Britain I must save my subjects."

"It's ridiculous. Do you mean...to deny everything you have engraved in history?"

"That's right! Even if it is to change history again, I want to save my motherland and change the fate of Britain's destruction."

"Unreasonable! As a king, if you regret your rule and its ending, it is really ridiculous."

"A tyrant who failed to protect his own country, but led his army to invade other countries and destroy peace, is even more shameful."

"As a king, my wish is to conquer the world. The subjects who follow me believe and follow me to the death. The "king's army" is everything I have witnessed and concluded with them. What have you achieved so far through hard work? "

"There is nothing...the ending is only betrayal and the end of "Sword Bar Hill". "

Artoria, who was a little lonely in her words, was waiting for the King of Conquerors to think that she had given in, but she heard the King Arthur say in a more determined tone:

"But as the king of Britain, I have to save my motherland even if I try my best... This is my mission and wish, and it is from the moment I become king... all the subjects Pinned on my future and expectations."

"If I can't even protect my own country to the end, then I don't deserve to be called "King Arthur"! "

It is different from the ending of Iskandar the Conqueror's untimely death, which is why he wants to regain his body and conquer the world again...King Arthur Artoria, she exhausted all her efforts to save Britain , was fixed at the physical age of a girl by "Excalibur", and concealed her gender... On the battlefield... She worked hard to make herself a selfless king and bear all this.

However, in the end, Britain suffered an end that no one expected. The betrayal of Lancelot, the knight of the round table, and the unfilial son Mordred led to the bloody end of "Sword Lane Hill". What I have experienced... It is impossible for anyone to understand the grief that Artoria has borne.

Two kings with completely different desires, the king of conquest abandoned everything in the past and wanted to conquer the present, and King Arthur wanted to protect his regretful past. It's just a difference in stance.

However, this obviously won't calm down King Conqueror and King Arthur. Before the wine was drunk and the chatter made the smell of gunpowder more intense, the King of Heroes, who had been happily watching the show for a long time, spoke.

"It's an interesting debate, but for this king! Whether it's the subjects or the country, they must abide by the "law" issued by the king. Those of you who are trying to compete for the Holy Grail are peeping at the treasure of the king, and you will be punished by the king. sanctions. "

When the King Conqueror and King Arthur were arguing in full swing, the King of Heroes suddenly interjected, and the two kings immediately turned their gazes to him and questioned him together:

"It seems that you must have a high-level talk, so please tell us the kingly way that can make us submit... Otherwise, I will be hostile to you together with King Arthur."

"Let's talk... Otherwise, please leave tonight."

The King of Conquerors preparing to unleash the "Army of Kings", King Arthur holding the Holy Lance "Longinus", and Jin Shining showed a small scene... What big world hasn't he seen in the "King of Heroes"?That alone wasn't enough to make him serious.

"The hero who can truly be called the king is the only one in the sky and the world, and the others are just bastards."

As soon as this sentence came out, King Conqueror and King Arthur immediately became unhappy when they looked at him. When they reached a consensus in an instant to kill Jin Shining first, Monkey King, Monkey King who had seen enough good shows, spoke.

"What are you bragging about, you? People all over the world know that you are a "Karoshi", working overtime alone, busy with all the affairs in Uruk, up and down the country, and finally came back from the underworld to be resurrected and continue to work overtime. "

As soon as Monkey King said this, King Conqueror and King Arthur stopped moving. They all looked at the golden glitter in front of them in astonishment. At this moment, the face of the "King of Heroes" was still a little blushing... It seemed that they were being attacked. It exposed the old bottom and dared not admit it.

Last night, the golden bling stabbed himself in the back, and Sun Wukong, who seized the opportunity to expose his dark history tonight, continued to add:

"Otherwise, do you think that the people of Uruk would be so kind to make you a slate of history? If they didn't really miss the king who "died from overwork", they wouldn't have made so many "Epics of Gilgamesh" "Isn't it?

Jin Glittering, who had been completely exposed, and at this moment King Arthur and King Conqueror looked at the "King of Heroes" with admiration, and said seriously:

"I'm sorry... I am indeed lacking compared to the kingly way. I was able to work so hard for the country to death, I lost!"

"Gilgamesh, you are a king far surpassing me... Even in the underworld, you are also concerned about the country. Compared with you, I am really far behind... Maybe this is Britain cause of death."

"It's not...this...that...listen to me...."

The convinced King Conqueror and King Arthur, and the "King of Heroes" who was put on a top hat by the monkey can't explain clearly.

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Chapter 1

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Jin Xingxing, who was deliberately revenged by a certain monkey, turned out to have nothing to say "Fcuk" to explain. …

Although Gilgamesh, who is known as the sage king, and the king of Uruk, who is arrogant in the second year of middle school, are the same person, generally speaking, one is the biggest golden glitter in the sky and the earth in his youth, and the other is returning from the search for immortality. Gilgamesh is probably someone who has a successful career and sees himself in the second year of middle school, and wants to slap him.

But at least King Arthur and the King of Conquerors also dispelled their common hostility towards Gilgamesh after Monkey King’s deliberate retaliation against Jin Shining’s words. "Death from overwork" is respect and admiration, isn't it?

"Drink! Isn't tonight a king's banquet? What's a banquet without wine!"

I feel like Jin Xingxing, who is off topic, is letting King Arthur and King Conqueror brag about his "death from overwork" experience, even Gilgamesh would be embarrassed to death... This is so undead Taking myself in the period of "Xian Wang" as a bragging point, I really want the second flash to get into the ground.

"Haha! That's exactly what I mean."

The King of Conquerors who opened the wine barrel beside him, this is a good wine he bought in this world, although the money was bought by his own little master, so far Weber can't help complaining... For him, it has really become a "bankruptcy war".

They poured wine to the two kings separately, and of course the famous "Monkey King" also poured a glass, when the King of Conquerors was about to pour a glass of wine for Master Sanzang.

"Sorry, Buddhist disciples are not allowed to drink alcohol, so I don't use it."

"Is that so? But I remember that monks here in Japan seem to be able to drink alcohol?!"

Some strange Iskandar, and the Tripitaka explained in detail to the King of Conquerors:

"Buddhism has different rules and regulations in different countries and regions, and the clear rules that Buddhist disciples need to abide by during the Tang Dynasty where I live include the commandments not to drink alcohol and eat meat."

"Is that so...it's really a pity."

Since Master Sanzang cannot drink or force her, just when the King of Conquerors wanted to invite several kings to drink together, Gilgamesh, the hero king, spoke.

"I remember Buddhist disciples are allowed to drink non-alcoholic fruit bars?"

"Yes what's the matter?"

When Sanzang was a little strange, he saw golden ripples and fluctuations in Jin Shining's hand, and a golden wine bottle appeared from it. The King of Heroes threw the wine to Iskandar, the Conqueror, and ordered:

"This is the fruit wine brewed by the people of Uruk, my king. Pour this to Master Sanzang. As a king, you can't neglect your distinguished guests."

"I'm so grateful, I really deserve to be the "King of Heroes", who can consider everything and prepare thoughtfully. "

"Hmph! Stop talking nonsense, this king doesn't need anyone's flattery."

If it's fruit wine, Sanzang's kiss is acceptable to her. After all, generally speaking, the Buddhist rules established by my master, not drinking alcohol are all the clear rules and precepts that have evolved into China, as a feature of the localization of Buddhism... But Sanzang, as a well-known eminent monk in China, must of course abide by the rules and precepts.

After drinking a glass of wine, the King of Conquerors turned his attention to the Monkey King. This heroic servant who has allied with him is also a well-known hero all over the world. The reason for participating in the Holy Grail War this time is even more Surprisingly.

"Many heroes and heroes participating in this Holy Grail War are fighting for their own wishes. We also learned about your wish, Monkey King, on the first night, but are you really going to challenge any "savior"? "

"Ah... this is necessary."

He drank the wine that the King of Conquerors poured into him, but Monkey King had an expression of extreme hatred on his face. He gritted his teeth and said angrily:

"Being crushed under Five Fingers Mountain for 500 years, if I don't avenge this enmity, what kind of Monkey King will I be!"

"I'm not talking about you, Wukong, you are always like this, the Buddha will hold you under the Five Fingers Mountain for 500 years and repent. Have you repented? You still haven't repented! In the end, it is still a painstaking effort for the Buddha. If you have any complaints, I will give you a good lecture today as a teacher!"

"First of all, when you made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace, the Heavenly Emperor was kind enough to canonize it......"

Because the topic was about Sun Wukong, the Great Sage Equaling Heaven, and as soon as Sanzang heard that his great disciple began to speak ill of the Buddha, he immediately began to educate the three kings who participated in the king's banquet It all felt like a big head... No wonder Monkey King was so afraid of his master speaking.

But tonight is a feast of banquets and discussions, and no use of force is allowed. Monkey is obediently listening to his master's nagging... Anyway, he listened to her "teaching" on the westward journey, mainly because he can't fight now... ...It is the truth to be honest and confess to avoid being violently beaten.

"I said... when will Master Sanzang stop?"

"It's almost time...I'm waiting for three hours."

The eloquent Sanzang relative who was still preaching, the King of Conquerors quietly asked the Monkey King next to him, and thus learned a desperate fact... So far the kings present have decided to withdraw first tonight Alright.

This King's Banquet can't go on...

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"Enlightened One": "This monkey is still thinking about messing with me......"

"Buddha": "That's for sure. He participated in the Holy Grail War in this world to mess with you, otherwise, why did he come here?"

"Jesus": "It's not that you can't deal with him, why do you act like you don't want to come forward at all for fear of trouble?"

"Enlightened One": "That's not acceptable! As the saying goes, a big name must have the bearing of a big name. I think it's enough to come out for a soy sauce on the last night of the Holy Grail War, and I still have important things to do now."

"Buddha": "What is it?"

"Enlightened One": "Poetry Horn! As the so-called big names have to recite the Poetry Horn when they appear on the stage, when I am looking for a bright spot, I will read it when I come out to make soy sauce on the last night."

"Buddha": "I heard that someone wants to recite the poem, so I'm here! Brother, I will help you!"

"Enlightened One": "Big Brother, do you have any good titles?"

"Buddha": "What poem name are you reciting? Recently, it's popular for everyone to come out and play songs. Wouldn't it be wonderful for my little brother to come out and play songs! "

"Enlightened One": "Don't..... I don't want to go into the woods, play songs and play a game of life or death!"

"Buddha": "Then use the "Tathagata God's Palm" that descended from the universe, it is definitely powerful enough to finish with this! "

"Enlightened One": "You can have this, brother, lend me a trick."

"Buddha": "No problem! What's mine is yours, so what's yours is also mine."

"Enlightened One": "guna! Don't even try to get the attention of Sanzang's relatives!"

Update the question.....Touch it every day~~~ The old book is "I, I have no personality, become a hero!" "

Because the old book update amount must be guaranteed~~ so it is probably like this

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Chapter 2 The End of the Fourth Night